SINtendo announces brand-new permanent redesign of M*rio Man

[u/yuuyo123]

Recently, during the g*ming expo, SINtendo talked about ”doing something big“ with their infamous war-criminal M*rio, responsible for the near-extinction of humanity.

That “something big” came today, when they announced a permanent redesign of M*rio, now resembling S*tan (The man who invented video g*mes)

When asked for why they changed up their mascot, they responded by saying: “Well, even though M*rio tells others to disrespect their elders and terrorize innocent turtles, we felt like his design didn’t really convey his true evilness. We redesigned him like this in hopes that it turns more innocent families into hardcore evil g*mers who terrorize innocent animals.”

This is an incredibly disgusting response by SINtendo that promotes d*vil worship & animal cruelty. Gross!!!

I will be sending out flyers to my neighborhood to stop g*ming, animal cruelty, & transphobia later today. I advise you all to do the same too!

[u/EGOCHERISE]

Knew it all along. -Sheryl

[u/EGOCHERISE → u/EGOCHERISE]

Sorry I mispelled my own name. -Cheryl

[u/EGOCHERISE → u/EGOCHERISE]

Sorry I misspelled misspelled. -Sheryl

[u/yuuyo123 → u/EGOCHERISE]

Cheryl you can edit comments by grabbing a bucket of paint and painting over the spelling mistake, then grabbing a pen and writing the correct spelling. Though I must warn you that sometimes it stays there even after you close Facebook so use my advice with caution.

[u/EGOCHERISE → u/yuuyo123]

Oh hello, Yuuyo! I did not realize that you were the "OP" behind this post! Thank you, Yuuyo, I may try that sometimes! But are you sure that is a good idea? My wife tried to paint my computer once and it broke it! LOL! It is so refreshing hearing from you again! Also, you have a very nice name, Yuuyo. It's kind of like yo-yo, LOL. -Your old friend, Cheryl

[u/yuuyo123 → u/EGOCHERISE]

Sometimes when I paint over the computer it also breaks, but usually after I take it to the repairman, it’s all fixed & good to go. My wife George Washington has a computer repairing business for when people try to edit their spelling mistakes but end up damaging their ‘puter instead!

And thank you Cheryl for your amazing compliment! Yuuyo is an ancient british name that means “peace and good luck”☺️☺️☺️

[u/MikeSihl → u/EGOCHERISE]

It makes sense they’d make Mario Man look like Stan. Stanists warship the devil Mario Man because he promises Grant Heft Auto 666 but keeps delaying it

- Grandpappy Mike

[u/Xetetic]

Strange choice for them to include a scroll - I thought g#mers couldn't read???

I guess they are pretending to know how to read so they can play "visual novels" and what not.

- Old Gerald

[u/yuuyo123 → u/Xetetic]

According to SINtendo, it’s a contract that, when signed, turns the signer into a hardcore g*mer who is racist and violent. And since g*mers can’t read, of course they’d sign something horrific like that!

[u/EfficientPositive386]

Hmm, this was the original m@rio character design, i think.

[u/Direct-Mix-9376]

You pulled this out of your ass

[u/yuuyo123 → u/Direct-Mix-9376]

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