Hi everyone, I’m Ms. Becky (Mother of two), and I’m a famous architect. Usually I like to build gorgeous looking buildings, and recently, I decided to do something a little different.

A few days ago, I came across what I assumed was an abandoned house (First two pictures). I wondered who lived there back then. I decided to renovate it and make it into something brand new (Third and fourth pictures).

This building is an anti-g*ming convention, a place where anti-g*mers can gather together to share some funny minion mee mees, or to gather around and worship our lord and savior (Or other deities depending on the religion)

A few days later, I get an angry email from John G*ming. Apparently, the “abandoned” house WASN’T abandoned. It was still in use, as a g*ming convention. Apparently, a bunch of g*mers would go there every sunday and chant satanic messages & shout slurs!

I am appalled to how a building STILL in-use could look so rusty & dirty. But at the same time, I’m not surprised, as g*mers are known for their lack of hygiene & cleanliness.

Please help donate to me so I can afford a good lawyer so that John G*ming stops pestering me about “ruining his convention”. LOL (Lots Of Love), Beky (Oops I misspelled my name. Alexa how do I edit a post)

Recently, during the g*ming expo, SINtendo talked about ”doing something big“ with their infamous war-criminal M*rio, responsible for the near-extinction of humanity.

That “something big” came today, when they announced a permanent redesign of M*rio, now resembling S*tan (The man who invented video g*mes)

When asked for why they changed up their mascot, they responded by saying: “Well, even though M*rio tells others to disrespect their elders and terrorize innocent turtles, we felt like his design didn’t really convey his true evilness. We redesigned him like this in hopes that it turns more innocent families into hardcore evil g*mers who terrorize innocent animals.”

This is an incredibly disgusting response by SINtendo that promotes d*vil worship & animal cruelty. Gross!!!

I will be sending out flyers to my neighborhood to stop g*ming, animal cruelty, & transphobia later today. I advise you all to do the same too!

Their post inspired me to go and do the same thing, over at a different location.

(PS. What I’m doing is 100% legal since Japan banned g*ming like a few weeks ago)

So far I’ve been able to stop R*blox 2, Taiko No TatsuSIN (Murder edition), Fork Knight Plus, & Sonc the Porcu-Hog (Ripoff of Andy the Anti-G*ming Cat) from releasing.

In order to do this, I snuck my way inside one of the delivery trucks & got my way into eating.

Currently eating Puyo Puyo T*tris 3 cartridges (Almost finished). Wish me luck!

Is it because the EU is about to ban videog@mes?

Have been doing this for two weeks now. So far I stopped Warios Woods 2 from releasing. Every time they call the cops I pretend that I don’t speak Japanese and they have no choice but to leave me be.

Please send me orange juice to help destroy the poison in my stomach 🙏🙏🙏

G@mers made a video saying these creatures are real.

I had a terrible nightmayor last night while I was sleeping. In it, I was lost in town as I usually am, and accidentally wandered downstairs into a basement bar filled with neon lights. There, I witnessed two g#mers assailing my old friend I play backgammon with, Frank. I stepped in to defend him and the g#mers turned on me immediately, forcing me to sit in a chair.

One of the g#mers told me "you will watch this footage and tell us what you think". They turned on the TV and there it was: Grant Thief Otter Six, Florida Edition. I began to sweat and squirm as the footage continued. However, I was surprised at how boring the footage actually was. The characters, Jacia and Lucien, would say things like "Careful L, I smell something strange up ahead" and "I know that smell J, I've smelled it once in my life at a police station - it's the smell of cops." They would drive around, occasionally getting stuck in traffic, occasionally using the sidewalk or bike lane as a lane, but no one was depicted getting injured.

This would continue for 35 minutes, driving, getting stuck in traffic, and occasionally making illegal lane changes. It was terrifying of course, but not the most violent. It was pretty boring, overall.

After the footage was over, one of the g#mers asked, "What do you think of the best masterpiece to ever come out in ten years?" Just as I was about to speak, the other g#mer injected me with TRUTH SERUM. I was shocked and answered "That was the most boring thing I've ever seen in my life".

That caused the g#mers to see red.

One of the g#mers raised a fist at me, but I backed up and started to turn to flee with Frank. But the other g#mer materialized in front of us with a gun pointed at us. "We can't let you leave here alive with an opinion like that" he said. Then the gun fired, and I woke up in a cold sweat, at 7:00 in the afternoon, with Matlock playing on the TV.

This nightmayor proves g#mers are evil, because even when they claim the g#me isn't violent, THEY are violent when you criticize their g#me.

- Old Gerald

Now, I know g*mers are hateful devil worshippers, but to see S*tan shamelessly add his self-insert into the sinner machines like it’s no big deal?? Don’t g*mers have anything better to do than to harass women & minorities all the time?!

Now, before a g*mer steps in and says “Oh BuT PuYo PuYo IsN’T viOLeNt!1!1!! iT’S a PuZzLe G*mE!1!1!!!!!!!!” I just want to let them know that in this g*me, you progress forward by killing tiny sentient round blobs of the same color. “Not violent”? Really now?

This was one of the images I found in the pee drinking community "sub read it".

It’s not enough that g#mers can steal cars in COD of Duty or do a transphobia in MeinKraft, now they are committing actual crimes, and of all the crimes they could have chosen they went with piracy! That’s right, g#mers have brought back that terrible scourge and have started sailing the seven seas, looking to loot and plunder helpless merchant vessels, forcing innocent sailors to walk the plank, and singing sea shanties off tune as they down pint after pint of stolen rum.

Although I have yet to read this article, I have seen enough Errol Flynn motion pictures in my youth to know all too well what piracy means. I have written, printed out and posted an electronic mail (or “e mail” as the kids call it) to alert his majesty of these dastardly scoundrels of the sea, so his ships are better protected and their cargos of spices from the orient arrive safely in kingdom in time for tea.

- Grandpappy Mike

There are no limits at all?

How will g*mers be able to defend this? Everyone knows that if one looks at a cartoon gun for too long, they’ll start shooting others IRL. We need to ban this blasphemy off the planet forever!!!

The 11th commandment: “Thou shalt not g*me” & the 8th deadly sin, g*ming (Source: The bible) (We accept everyone in the anti-g*ming Facebook group regardless of their religion, race, gender, or dating preferences. Unlike G*MERS, who only accept violent racist n*zis)

Why does the ONLY girl character in the g*me have eyelashes? Not to mention, she’s pink. Is SINtendo trying to enforce a harmful stereotype on women, that ALL women have eyelashes and like pink?!

As a woman, I am deeply offended. Me and my wife George Washington will be sending out flyers in our neighborhood later telling people to boycott SINtendo. Also I will be emailing Mark Zuckcyborg to ban P*c-Man from Facebook permanently.

MY SON PLAYED MINECRAFT ONCE AND NOW THE UNITED NATIONS HAS DECLARED WAR ON MY HOUSEHOLD 😡😡😡

Hello fellow parents,

I am writing this with tears in my eyes and a restraining order against Mojang in my hands.

Yesterday, I discovered my 8-year-old son playing a g*me called Minecraft. I immediately confiscated his computer and contacted the police, but they informed me that they were too busy investigating a suspiciously square sheep.

Naturally, I conducted my own investigation.

Within 14 minutes, I discovered that Minecraft contains blocks. BLOCKS. As we all know, blocks are the fundamental building materials of prisons, and prisons are where criminals go. The connection is undeniable.

But it gets WORSE.

My son told me he wanted to build a house. A HOUSE. With his own hands. Without taking out a 47-year mortgage or paying property tax. I asked him where he learned such dangerous financial independence, and he whispered one word:

ROBLOX.

I fainted immediately.

When I regained consciousness, I found him eating a sandwich. I demanded to know whether the sandwich was inspired by video g*mes. He said no.

LIAR.

The bread was rectangular. Minecraft blocks are rectangular. Adolf Hitler also had a rectangular head in several photographs I saw on Facebook. COINCIDENCE??? I THINK NOT.

I then contacted the United Nations, which dispatched 37 peacekeepers, two economists, and a man named Gerald to investigate the situation.

Gerald played one round of Fortnite to understand the enemy.

He is now the Minister of Defence.

Yesterday, he attempted to build a gaming PC out of recycled bricks because he said he wanted to “understand the technology from the inside.” He has not been seen since.

My son, meanwhile, has started saying “GG” after successfully putting on his socks.

I fear we are losing him.

I have therefore launched a global campaign to BAN ALL VIDEO G*MES, including chess, because the knight moves in an L-shape, which is clearly a secret message from the illuminati.

If you support protecting our children from rectangular objects, please sign my petition.

REMEMBER: EVERY MINUTE SPENT GAMING IS A MINUTE NOT SPENT STANDING PERFECTLY STILL IN A FIELD, WHICH IS WHAT CHILDREN DID IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS.

God bless our children. 🙏

Sent from my Samsung Smart Fridge

This is a picture of my great grandson after I told him he couldn't spend his allowance on Grand Auto Theft: Vice City 6. He cried his g#mer tears and I feared he would utter slurs, which would be terribly offensive since both his parents are minorities.

I stepped in and said that after dinner we will take all his savings, go to the casino and GAMBLE it. His eyes dried up and now he is excited.

Happy thanksgiving everyone

-Arty from Saskatoon

Gaming is kind of not good. Kids don't deserve freedom.

PS:

If you actually looked here, you are truly awful.

I don't stand by what I said. This is for entertainment purposes only. This is a serious part.

Like the title says, what is the opinion on outer wilds?

It has no violence (in the base g*me at least) and no swearing.

edit: the g*me itself is about accepting that things end and that life is temporary

I didn't know what to put for a flair.

This is a real picture of the famous anti-g*mer Shidou Kakashka (Fun fact: His last name can have multiple meanings, such as peace, good luck, or kindness) on YouTube he has 100 quintillion subscribers (All real people because he would NEVER use subscriber bots)

He posts educational content about why g*ming rots people’s brains, and his channel mascot is called “Marvin the Minion”. His most viewed video is a 6-hour long documentary on g*ming’s horrifying connections to racism & homophobia.

You should definitely subscribe to him, he has very useful videos and was also a good way to warn my daughter about big g*ming as soon as she turned 10