r/technology • u/Radio_TVGuy • 12h ago

Security New PHP vulnerability means the Internet will have a very rough couple of days

https://appleinsider.com/articles/26/10/21/new-php-vulnerability-means-the-internet-will-have-a-very-rough-couple-of-days
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u/RyghtHandMan 10h ago

I can't help but infer things about your life from these examples

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u/webternet 9h ago

Dudes name is thongasm

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u/taurusApart 8h ago

Right but maybe that's his surname?

Maybe he comes from a long line of Thongasms?

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u/webternet 8h ago

An unbroken and Neverending line of thongasms

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u/voidYap 5h ago

You should hear Thongasm419’s stories some time, they’re pretty wild