r/technology • u/Radio_TVGuy • 12h ago

Security New PHP vulnerability means the Internet will have a very rough couple of days

https://appleinsider.com/articles/26/10/21/new-php-vulnerability-means-the-internet-will-have-a-very-rough-couple-of-days
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u/RyghtHandMan 10h ago

I can't help but infer things about your life from these examples

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u/executive313 10h ago

A man who willingly posts that comment is beyond your judgement sir.

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u/webternet 9h ago

Dudes name is thongasm

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u/Thongasm420 9h ago

plz dont leave out the 420 part its really important to my identity

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u/webternet 8h ago

Im so sorry bud

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u/EngRookie 7h ago

"IT'S A PIMP NAMED SLICKBACK YOU HAVE TO SAY THE THE A PIMP NAMED PART TOO"

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u/nashbrownies 4h ago

Is that a Mission Hill reference!?

"Ahhhh, so this is legitimate massage!"

Edit: Boondocks actually I think

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u/EngRookie 1h ago

it is indeed a boondocks reference. from the episode where Tom feels like he is losing his wife to Usher ("Tom, Sarah, and Usher") so he works with A Pimp Named Slickback to become more assertive(toxic). Tom simply calls him Slickback when they first meet and then is corrected that he needs to say the "A Pimp Named" part as well.

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u/dontyoutellmetosmile 3h ago

30 rock actually I think

Just watched an episode today that talks about a character named Slickback who is a pimp

Unless that itself is a reference to another show

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u/taurusApart 8h ago

Right but maybe that's his surname?

Maybe he comes from a long line of Thongasms?

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u/webternet 8h ago

An unbroken and Neverending line of thongasms

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u/voidYap 5h ago

You should hear Thongasm419’s stories some time, they’re pretty wild

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u/Shabuti3 8h ago

Thongasm, son of Girdlegoon has a LotR sort of ring to it

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u/Thongasm420 10h ago

go for it brother