Rob Zombie

[u/Jason_Horton]

[u/maxsmart01]

This really would be a great joke if it was funny in literally any way.

[u/TitularFoil]

"But when I knew him, he was just Robbie. Poor guy died on the way to prom, slammed in the back of my Dragula.

It was a real shame, but as we all know now, there was about to be some good news for a record lable and classic horror communities."

[u/stratacadavra]

Robert Bartleh Cummings - for anyone wondering

[u/OMGorilla]

I love this.

[u/relentless_beasting]

Groan

[u/FFYinzer]

Should have named him Al Jourgensen Jr since that is who he desperately wanted to be.

[u/twospooky]

I quickly exhaled through my nose.

[u/TimeForWaluigi]

Hehe

[u/FunWithAPorpoise]

It’s actually Robert Zombietzkowitz. We went to temple together.

[u/buzha-xoda]

hell yeah that's a good one