r/politics • u/IWantPizza555 • Sep 21 '26

No Paywall White House to Announce ‘Trump TV’ Days After Press Ban

https://www.notus.org/trump-white-house/white-house-announces-trump-tv
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u/Other_World New York Sep 22 '26

“Watch the Trump Administration’s biggest moments all in one place,

Watch him falling asleep at the UN!

Watch him falling asleep at the SOTU!

Watch him falling asleep at his rallies!

Watch him falling asleep while he takes a shit in his pants!

All this and more must see highlights in one place!

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u/MessiahOfMetal 29d ago

Don't forget him forgetting his name, shitting himself live on camera, and not knowing basic things while saying the dumbest statements ever.

24-hour live feed of America's second President after Reagan to suffer with dementia while in office.

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u/hypercosm_dot_net Sep 22 '26

lulz, I can't way to see the dog water production quality on this travesty.

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u/Pomengranite 29d ago

Don't forget the Sports segment, of him falling asleep at a basketball game!

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u/MessiahOfMetal 29d ago

Watch him manage to stay wide awake when there are underage girls playing sports, though.

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u/FudgeAllOfYous 29d ago

Where will Bam Magera Donald Trump sleep next? Where ever the fuck he wants!

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u/cusoman Minnesota Sep 22 '26

Here's the thing about state run media - they won't show you anything that shows the Pricktator in a bad light

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u/TreezusSaves Canada 29d ago

They'll even slide in convincing AI of Trump doing unlikely things, like not hitting his ball into the rough or climbing stairs.

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u/BluShirtGuy 29d ago

It's gonna be ChilledCow's new lofi channel