r/politics • u/Ilikeinvestigating • Sep 18 '26

No Paywall Joe Rogan Calls Trump Fans 'F**king Nuts' And Says He's Been 'Left-Wing My Whole Life'

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/joe-rogan-donald-trump-supporters-fucking-nuts-left-wing-my-whole-life_n_6aabafd0e4b0812a5f1085eb?origin=home-latest-news-unit
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u/ThePhebus Sep 18 '26

Look, I know Darth Vader belongs to the dark side and that he blew up a planet, but I just don't know enough about Princess Leia to vote for her yet.

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u/Omatzus Sep 18 '26

This is more like not having an opinion on Vader, despite him having a high profile job working for the Emperor for years.

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u/_skulls_ Sep 18 '26

But what of Princess Leia's laugh? Is it a nice one? The voters need to know.

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u/rammstew Sep 18 '26

She lied to her constituents when she said the rebel base was on Dantooine. How can we trust her to tell the truth about how Wookie immigrants are stealing all our Death Star construction jobs?

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u/_skulls_ Sep 18 '26

Awesome!!! :)

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u/phatboi23 Sep 18 '26

Wookie immigrants are stealing all our Death Star construction jobs

hell if they did there wouldn't be an exhaust port right to the core without some kind of vibromesh lol

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u/phatboi23 Sep 18 '26

Look, I know Darth Vader belongs to the dark side and that he blew up a planet

me and my mates make the odd jokes with "now alderaan doesn't have an unemployment problem"

but we know we're taking the piss haha