r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Emergency_Site_3315 • 1d ago
Bam Margera skating in a suit in front of NYSE
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u/phyyr 1d ago edited 1d ago
tf is this comment section LOL
edit: PLEASE STOPPPPP
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u/theeldoso 1d ago
Must be the suit
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u/Broad_Front7788 1d ago
Clothes maketh the man
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u/Large-Difference-409 1d ago
As someone who took a couple tries at sobriety, I’m fucking rooting for Bam so hard.
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u/cut-the-cords 1d ago
I feel like I have had a stroke reading the comments here... so many repeat comments and identical conversations.
I'm tripping
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u/thmsbrunner 1d ago
The annoying thing about it is, I can't tell if it's bots or redditors being redditors.
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u/Impressive_Olive_950 1d ago edited 1d ago
It's so weird to see the bots say the same shit verbatim in the top two comments.
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u/Pentax25 1d ago
Looking good. It seems like you’re taking reddit seriously this time.
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u/BeachAndBuds 1d ago
Must be the suit
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u/WulfgarofIcewindDale 1d ago
Top comment says sobriety, second comment says obesity. I had a good laugh
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u/Nat20Life 1d ago
I'm pretty sure that's just redditors redditing.
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u/Shaggy_One 1d ago
It makes me sad that it's impossible to tell the difference now.
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u/Character_Maybeh_ 1d ago
There isn’t much of a difference. Both post low effort shit in order to farm karma. Bots don’t send Reddit cares reports when you call them out though.
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u/tradgamer9 1d ago
All these AIs were trained on huge amounts of reddit posts, reddit was always extremely hive-mindy but at least shit evolved and changed. Now that it's all fucking AI it's just going to be AI consuming its own shit endlessly until it's all shit.
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u/LadnavIV 1d ago
Unless it’s changed since you saw it, there is a key difference between the two comments. I’m pretty sure that at least the second one is a human.
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u/TheSkylined 1d ago
What the fuck is happening in here
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u/IamOutsideAlready 1d ago
the suit
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u/CR4ZY_PR0PH3T 1d ago
Looking good. It seems like he's taking sobriety seriously this time.
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u/KoosGoose 1d ago
Must be the suit.
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u/Average-Train-Haver 1d ago
The clothes maketh the man
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u/spudwebb3000 1d ago
I’ve heard it’s the manners that maketh man
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u/CheekyChan 1d ago
Been watching his journey on Instagram from the day he created his account so for a hot ass minute now and this is like his third major try to get sober since Dunn and I think he has it in the bag. He started to get serious before the 2nd to last Jackass movie but slipped up and got wasted on booze. I think them not including him because sobriety was a condition of his contract was a huge wake up call. He's been doing a lot of press events and hanging out with his fans and spending more time with his family. It's good to see his parents in good health and to see Bam finally happy again.
The only drama I know of is his baby mama is nuts and keeps trying to do things to ruin him or get more money from him. He probably shouldn't talk to his audience about it but he does and I'm all ears for that tea when he does even though he probably shouldn't, lol. To be fair she posts shit all the time talking about being his baby mama so fair game I guess
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u/bunskerskey 1d ago
Sobriety is never "in the bag"
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u/Worldly_Horse_2310 1d ago
We can deduce what they mean without being this anal about it. They werent saying it with the problematic implication youre suggesting it had. I get what you mean tho
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u/dubblebubbleprawns 23h ago
I didn't get a problematic implication, just an implication that one should never consider an alcoholic or addict "cured" or consider sobriety as "in the bag"
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u/teleprax 13h ago
Idk, i think the implication that it's not something that someone can truly move past is also problematic. One thing that kept me addicted to alcohol for so long was the widespread belief that cessation would require constant maintanece and that I'd have to constantly go to AA meetings which always made me want to drink more. I consider willpower to be one of my weakest traits so relying on it was hopeless.
Bam may not be one of those people that can move past it like I did, but i always like putting it out there that its possible to do because the idea that it's not kept me from doing anything about it much longer than it should have.
For anyone wondering how, the only thing I can say concretely is that I had to be physically removed from opportunities to drink for ~8 weeks. At the 6 week point i felt like it was enough but the outpatient rehab doesn't let you make that call. I also already had a hobby I was passionate about (homelab-ish computer shit), and I now just occupy myself with this nearly infinite time sink and have a job doing it too.
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u/Worldly_Horse_2310 23h ago
I understand the intended point. But I think it's clear from the rest of their message that this person was saying "I'm confident this time could be different" and not "there's nothing to worry about anymore, bam is cured"
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u/Sans-valeur 1d ago
I mean you can either get sober and stay sober or you can’t. And one way of phrasing “stay sober” is “in the bag”. Doesn’t mean it’s easy, just that they’re actually doing it.
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u/SignalMountain7353 1d ago
The dad in me immediately says, “where’s his helmet?”
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u/tr00th 1d ago
Good to see Bam alive and well. Still shredding the ramp too!
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u/Otacon56 1d ago
Must be the suit.
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u/Cptawesome23 1d ago
He really should wear a helmet
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u/Global_Adagio_25 1d ago
Come on Bam, it's 4 in morning
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u/SLVSKNGS 1d ago
C’mon Bam quit pinkin at my dink when I’m trying to slomp.
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u/BadTreeLiving 1d ago
Must be the suit
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u/AllThingsBA 1d ago
Sober bam is the best bam and he’s killin it
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u/BradyToMoss1281 1d ago
Must be the suit
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u/Zafzaa 1d ago
The clothes maketh the man.
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u/zombieman9001 1d ago
Don’t feed Bam!
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u/nope_a_dope237 1d ago
I thought he was dead
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u/Eebo85 1d ago
Must be the suit
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u/Arkaium 1d ago
For a while it looked like he was on an expressway to an early grave, it’s really impressive to see anyone battle back from that and stay clean. I hope he can do it.
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u/mike-manley 1d ago
I haven't heard that name in like 20 years
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u/NeatBeluga 1d ago
Must be a good sign
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u/dirtylilscot 1d ago
Really lowering the bar on what’s next fucking level
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u/jessterswan 1d ago
What exactly is NFL about this?
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u/atomsmasher66 1d ago
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u/Novel_Importance_712 1d ago
Must be the suit
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u/AugustOfChaos 1d ago
Well the National Football League has no idea why it’s mentioned.
But anyway, I’d say it’s Bam’s age and history. Dude has battled a lot of health issues, with a lot of it stemming from his long-time alcohol and drug abuse, and obesity. There were a lot of people who believed Bam would be dead by now, and at some points in his life he was knocking on the door. The fact that he’s alive, looking relatively good, and can still move like this is nothing short of amazing.
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u/slothxaxmatic 1d ago
Why are there like 5 comment threads in here that are just copied and pasted from the others?
I know the internet is dying, but do you guys have to strangle it?
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u/UFONomura808 1d ago
Must be the suit
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u/klassredux 1d ago edited 1d ago
Looking good, it seems like he's taking obesity seriously this time
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u/CarmelSaltedNutsack 1d ago
Must be the suit.
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u/Jon__Snoww 1d ago
The clothes maketh the man
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u/ReignyRainyReign 1d ago
I’ve heard it’s the manners that maketh man
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u/ADhomin_em 1d ago
Manners be damned when you look this good!
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u/JC_Hysteria 1d ago
Are you bots or is everyone seeing the same exact top posts being duplicated?
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u/TaroTerrible9402 1d ago
This fucking killed me lol. So good especially after the first comment that you paraphrased. Well done.
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u/BeefyQueefyCletus 1d ago
He's been turning into his dad for the past fifteen years.
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u/Difficult-Republic57 1d ago
Isn't that what most sons do?
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u/anthrax1313 1d ago
I am trying very very hard to not be my manipulative narcissistic father.
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u/kkgetofftheinternet 1d ago
I thought it was Elon Musk at first and was very confused.
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u/Megalo85 1d ago
Glad he is taking sobriety seriously but bam doesn’t deserve much love by most accounts. I believe in forgiveness but he ain’t a good dude.
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u/Large-Difference-409 1d ago
He’s fucked up so much that he deserves the love and support of us fuck ups. We can see a bit of ourselves in him. Bless your soul for not reaching the point that you can understand fully
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u/ChristmasTreePickle 1d ago
Looking good, it seems like he’s taking obscurity seriously this time
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u/dangerphone 1d ago
Must be the suit.
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u/Eebo85 1d ago
The clothes maketh the man.
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u/mrwilliams117 1d ago
Why are so many of these comments the same? Oh I know.
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u/ryan8954 1d ago
Is this the same spot tony hawk was at?
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u/Skreamie 1d ago
Yeah, they're both doing promotion for a financial brand called Ramp
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u/HowardPheonix 14h ago
<Unoriginal whitty comment>
Must be the suit.
The clothes maketh the man.
I've heard it's the manners that maketh man.
Manners be damned when you look this good.
Checkmate fuckers.
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u/example-of-disaster 1d ago
I love that Bam can still shred, and that he seems to be on a good path!
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u/Afterclock-Hours 1d ago
I'm happy that Bam is Happy.
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