r/mildlyinteresting • • 20h ago

the harmless black staining of my fingers after opening black chestnuts

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u/choppytehbear1337 20h ago

Well, you have a sick frostbite costume now.

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u/archabaddon 20h ago

This is exactly what I thought it was before I read the caption

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u/Kiwi1234567 19h ago

I was thinking this

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u/archabaddon 19h ago

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u/KMS_HYDRA 15h ago

Perfect for some Halloween partys

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u/archabaddon 11h ago

Username checks out

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u/Lopendebank3 15h ago

Me too, just watched it last saturday.

It was a lot more fun on the rewatch.

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u/Ubergoober166 11h ago

One of my favorite MCU shows but I'm still salty they wasted Evan Peters and blue balled us with the Fox Quicksilver for a dick joke.

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u/Lopendebank3 11h ago

I meant Multiverse of Madness but...😅

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u/Ubergoober166 11h ago

Shit, you're right lol. I thought that gif was from the scene at the end of Wandavision.

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u/Elout 20h ago

Ötzi the ice mummy

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u/IveDunGoofedUp 17h ago

Or a sick Black Death victim.

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u/Huju-ukko 11h ago

now live from Russia

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u/Do_itsch 20h ago

Or a critter on the shitter costume.. There are some options..

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u/Rosaly8 12h ago

Or a Dumbledore after he put on the ring

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u/PuzzledPoetry1447 20h ago

I'm an idiot. Black walnuts, not chestnuts.

My cuticles were mildly itchy and sore for an hour but they feel fine now. The staining can't be washed away, you just have to wait a few weeks for the skin and nails to renew.

TIL to wear more adequate hand protection while opening black walnuts

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u/salmonmilks 20h ago

You mistook walnuts for chestnuts. That's a sign of a disease!! Also you should divorce

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u/New-Journalist6724 19h ago

Thank you for summarizing all of Reddit with that comment so we can all go to bed ❤️

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u/IveDunGoofedUp 17h ago

Nah, they forgot to go no contact with their entire extended family and sue the landlord.

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u/JonatasA 17h ago

If only Reddit had so much consensus.

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u/Inevitable-Stage-490 13h ago

They have consensus about that guys wife though

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u/LeechAlJolson 11h ago

She was the one with the Jolly Rancher right

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u/deepus ​ 6h ago

They missed something.

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u/MACHLoeCHER 18h ago

That is not all of Reddit. Are you trying to gaslight me?!

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u/RadicalNBSpaceQueer 19h ago

And check your carbon monoxide detector.

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u/RealEstateDuck 19h ago

Hit the lawyer, fuck the gym and up your dog.

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u/CuriousWolf 6h ago

Off by one error, now I'm swole but the lawyer got me arrested real quick with animal cruelty and sexual assault charges.

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u/LosTechStompbox 9h ago

The smell of black walnut is so particular, and for me pleasant. They were common where I lived during my childhood, and rare where I later moved to for the latter part of my life. A few years back I had been visiting my old homeland, and followed my nose to a black walnut tree. I picked up a walnut to more closely take a smell of their nostalgic aroma. "How wonderful these are!", I said to a friend while putting the nut down and scratching my face. "I just love the way these smell! But for some reason I cannot remember, my mom always used to tell me not to touch them!" And that's how I dyed my hands and part of my face just like you OP.

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u/bradpal 16h ago

And the disease is most likely cancer. In the ass.

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u/OfFiveNine 17h ago

No use explaining this, they're dead already.

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u/5xad0w 17h ago

Boston Marathon Bomber confirmed.

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u/HotWillingness5464 19h ago

You can dye fabric with the shells. You don't need a mordant, the pigment "bites" without one.

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u/lunettarose 19h ago

You don't need a mordant, the pigment "bites" without one.

Holy flip, this is the first time I've ever connected mordant with it's root, mordre.

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u/Kriima 17h ago

TIL english people use mordant for dying xD

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u/pocket_eggs 15h ago

I laughed so hard I'm dyed.

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u/Other_Initiative_729 19h ago

That's juglone. It's the same compound black walnut roots use to poison the soil, and it binds to skin for weeks.

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u/RosieTheRedReddit 13h ago

If you want to avoid the black stains, open the walnuts under water. 💫

Before I knew this trick, I experienced the stained hands myself and yes it could not be washed off and lasted for several weeks. Happened when I was shelling walnuts at my in law's place in Turkey and the next day at the market, everyone saw our black hands and said, "Ahhhh walnuts!"

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u/Melodic-Bicycle1867 18h ago

"harmless" and "itchy and sore for an hour" appear to contradict.

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u/charlesgegethor 9h ago

you ever cut a spicy pepper without wearing gloves? It's not as if it's going irreparably harm your hands, but it is uncomfortable.

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u/monty624 8h ago

Similarly, ever cut a bunch of pineapple? The digestive enzymes start to eat at your skin. Basically harmless but not nice feeling.

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u/loskiarman 11h ago

Don't worry, those fingers are so numb that you can't feel the itch after an hour!

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u/snorwors 8h ago

Where I live now, I learned that traditionally they used walnut skins, the greenish thing that covers the actual nut and its shell, to dye wool! It's where grey wool used to come from. Its doesn't go quite black on the wool, but like a grey colour. So for them it is common nowledge that walnuts will dye your fingers of you handle them. Now you know, from experience.

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u/bill_loney538 20h ago

we cant get black walnut in my country

does it taste any different from a regular walnut (Juglans regia)?

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u/eolai 15h ago

Yes, it's quite different. I've only tried them rather fresh, and they're very earthy, musky, astringent. To me they taste rancid. I've been meaning to try them in a nocino or loaf, because apparently they can mellow to something very rich and pleasant.

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u/reniciera 14h ago

When I worked in a candy shop we made black walnut fudge occasionally and I couldn’t stand it. I was assured that the flavor was what it was supposed to be but it tasted rancid to me, too.

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u/eolai 8h ago

I appreciate the validation! Yeah, "rancid" isn't quite right, but it's the best descriptor I have for my own subjective experience. I found it lingered a long time on the soft palate in the way that old peanuts do.

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u/tufted-titmouse-527 11h ago

Could they have gone bad? We harvested a lot of them this year and I tried some and they tasted floral and apple-y.

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u/Jhud6669 19h ago

Honestly I haven’t had it in a while so I can’t answer that (I think it might be sweeter?) but the black fruit juice with vodka and sugar is used as folk medicine for stomach pain which mom made me drink often… I’ve learned since that it’s actually mildly toxic

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u/SirWEM 15h ago

Stronger flavor, earthy, sweet, with a touch of walnut bitterness to round it out. They are better in baked goods than english walnuts. They go rancid pretty fast too. Once they are shelled keep them cold and dark like the freezer. If you don’t like the bitterness you can blanch them in water to mellow that out.

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u/unoriginal5 10h ago

Been there. I grew up in Black Walnut country and every season a handful of us would turn mostly black from shoveling them into the huller. It's just a part of your life until about Christmas time.

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u/jenorama_CA 9h ago

Yup. My uncle had a business harvesting and processing walnuts. My mom worked on the huller and would get stained hands like this.

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u/Advanced-Humor9786 20h ago

Don't trip dog I knew what you meant. That's awesome that you were doing that!

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u/sltiefighter 19h ago

OP they’re used for dyeing you know that right people dye clothing and people die wool and stuff like that

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u/40mm_of_freedom 15h ago

As a kid we had a walnut fight and were throwing these at each other.

I spent the next week having to explain to everyone that I already washed my hands, they’re just dyed now.

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u/Short_Text2421 7h ago

Haha! Glad you posted the correction, I was about to google black chesnuts and I was dreading the search results. My grandpa and I used to collect black walnuts around town every fall. We'd fill up about 5 to 6 5-gallon buckets and store them in the basement for a few months. Once the hulls dry out you can peel them with minimal staining on your fingers.

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u/LincolnArc 16h ago

I read it as "black walnuts". Had to go back and check that you said chestnuts.

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u/cnsrshp_is_teerany 14h ago

Olive oil instead of soap…

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u/Internal_Net_5813 20h ago

I like how you mentioned it's harmless so that you don't receive comments spamming Hopital

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u/TwoZeroTwoThree 12h ago

L'Hopital?

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u/LadyVulcan 11h ago

Let's not limit his options

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u/maj0rmin3r1 8h ago

Joke's a bit derivative, don't you think?

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u/captainhamption 10h ago

Everytime, I have flashbacks to 0/0.

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u/StarlightWizard 18h ago

I still think that OP should go to the hospital and prank the nurses.

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u/RuddyTheDuck 14h ago

And what say he’s been fingering the US president

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u/Adhar_Veelix 10h ago

That would be cheetos fingers, not the same colour.

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u/90bubbel 12h ago

tbf it really looks like frostbite

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u/SharkLaunch 13h ago

helth clnic

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u/firenest 20h ago

This is a good start to a Halloween costume...

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u/PuzzledPoetry1447 20h ago

my first thought was necrotic tissue lol

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u/PeterNippelstein 20h ago

Not to be confused with 'neurotic issue', which is something I have.

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u/JonatasA 17h ago

Still read neurotic tissue.

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u/GetawayDreamer87 14h ago

thats the stuff i cry into

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u/chaveznieves 11h ago

Not to be confused with 'erotic tissue', which is something my garbage can has.

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u/ScatteredSignal 20h ago

Heavy nicotine enthusiast.

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u/Ok-Giraffe-1673 20h ago

1 pack per hour lol

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u/gnirpss 20h ago

My mom has a black walnut tree outside of her house and always harvests the green ones that fall to make nocino (Italian walnut liqueur) for Christmas gifts. She has a specific pair of gloves that are used exclusively for this purpose because the damn things stain like crazy. Now you know!

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u/craftyhall2 20h ago

A friend’s mom in Austria makes black walnut schnapps and it’s amazing

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u/gwaydms 18h ago

What does it taste like (besides "black walnuts, duh")?

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u/cnsrshp_is_teerany 14h ago

Vile…like jaegermeister

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u/crazycatladyinfinity 20h ago

Somebody got their hands on the darkhold...

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u/OldLadyReacts 20h ago

That was my first thought too! She should be Agatha for Halloween.

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u/newlygay2014 20h ago

Glad I'm not the only one who thought this

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u/minusgainsgamer 17h ago

If you really wanna scare someone, go to the ED and say you woke up with your fingers like that. Watch how they react 😂

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u/Menacing-Horse 17h ago edited 17h ago

Well I’d be curious, check the sensation capillary refill and motor function and find them all intact, reason that it’s some kind of tattooing effect and ask if there were any exposures recently because you can see similar things with jeans henna and certain fruits.

Legit had a lady bring in her kid for something similar on their feet and was baffled what the exposure was until mom was like “oh yeah he had some permanent marker over it and I washed most of it off”

Edit but if you wanna make me shit my pants then develop uncontrolled diabetes, repeatedly inject dirt into your taint until it festers and rots, and come in with a fever and a blood pressure of 60/40 complaining about the smell

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u/TheFloppySausage 16h ago

Oddly specific…

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u/Menacing-Horse 11h ago

Drugs are hell of a drug 🤷‍♂️

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u/BrieRaceAlert 15h ago

So that's how I can lower my blood pressure!

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u/GeshtiannaSG 17h ago

Here’s your $330,000 bill.

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u/Thema03 16h ago

Found the american

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u/airfryerfuntime 10h ago

A friend of mine is a doctor and she had a panicked mom bring in a 5 or 6 year old with dark brown rings around his eyes. He apparently looked like he was in the first stages of kidney failure.

Apparently, he took a brown marker and drew circles around his eyes, then just smudged them around trying to wipe them off. His mom was freaking out so much that he wasn't able to tell her that it was just marker ink, lol.

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u/yaboispartanb132 20h ago

Don't finger the robots

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u/dead_inside_988 20h ago

Everyone deserves a knuckle bust on special occasions

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u/websurv 19h ago

This will be the rationale they use to eliminate mankind.

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u/KassandraArms 16h ago

Or a Flame Atronach

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u/2_7_offsuit 5h ago

Don’t read from the darkhold

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u/n_mcrae_1982 10h ago

Reminds me of those mummified bodies from the Franklin expedition.

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u/Talastoni 7h ago

Reminds me of Mr. Deeds foot. 😂

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u/alcestisny 12h ago

TIL how they make fingers look frostbitten in movies. 😳

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u/wardene 14h ago

You mean Black Walnuts?

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u/Canelosaurio 13h ago

OP likely posted this, re-read the title and saw it. Probably even tried to find a way to edit, but you can't do that on reddit.

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u/ExpertOnReddit 13h ago

Hey hey now, maybe op invented their own new type of seed

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u/herclules 12h ago

Really?! That sounds amazing! How can I get some of OP's seed?

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u/venom121212 11h ago

Definitely. My kids hands look the same right now from playing with them at the playground. They get a thick lemony pepper scented husk around the outside of the walnut shell. This goes from green to yellow to brown in the fall and the colors indicate the nut ripeness (giggity). The oxidation turns the over ripened husks dark brown or black by making a product called juglone. Juglone can be toxic and cause skin irritation to some. It can cause serious problems with laminitis in horses.

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u/jkruse3358 3h ago

Looks like frostbite

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u/Ok_Improvement_9133 2h ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/i2av3r 11h ago

I know dark magic when I see it, it’s a witch!

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u/praetorian1979 17h ago

Why Rhett! I told you to wash up after the cross burning!

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u/kokonutt18 7h ago

Better than frostbite! Thank goodness

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u/nataliereed84 17h ago

stop using the darkhold!

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 17h ago

Damnit, beat me to it.

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u/Few-Number8887 2h ago

THIS MF IS HOLLOWING!

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u/Jak1977 15h ago

Read any good books recently? I recommend the Name of the Rose! (This isn't a plug, its an oooold book, and those who know, will know)

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u/thatweirdguyted 15h ago

I couldn't help but laugh at how dumb the thing you are talking about was when I read it. 

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u/Skritch_X 14h ago

The movie was a trip with Sean Connery, Cristian Slater, and Ron Perlman to.

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u/SE_prof 13h ago

Ron Perlman should have gotten an Oscar for this movie!

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u/Jak1977 14h ago

I didn't even know there WAS a movie!

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u/Skritch_X 14h ago

It was pretty decent when compared to the book. Its on my list of lesser known Ron Perlman shows i watch, along other oddities like The City of Lost Children.

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u/-Harlequin- 13h ago

Ice Pirates!

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u/daddyjohns 11h ago

Space Herpes!

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u/XenoZoomie 9h ago

they showed us this in high school history class.

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u/bloody_hell 14h ago

Reading now. Phenomenal book!

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u/anon-mally 14h ago

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u/stewieatb 14h ago

I believe this is what you call a challenging wank.

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u/Obvious-Water569 13h ago

It looks like OP has been reading the Darkhold.

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u/MadeByHideoForHideo ​ 13h ago

Damn, straight up looks like frostbite. I'm sorry man, you gotta cut them off.

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u/barkbaarkbarkk 5h ago

As a kid I one time filled a chest full of water in the back yard and filled it with these, played around in it for hours and stained my hands so bad my teachers pulled me out of class to ask me if I knew how/if I ever washed my hands. Embarrassing as hell but explained the situation to them lol

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u/thesaltedradish 6h ago

Can tissue turn that light brown as it's necrosing or does it turn a different color? Like before it fully turns black

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u/Sablestein 5h ago

IIRC it’s more of a yellow-green with some purplish coloring like bruises, but I may not RC.

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u/BlackmoonTatertot ​ 1h ago

probably walnuts, not chestnuts

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u/Rodfather23 16h ago

Darkhold corruption.

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u/mxlespxles 14h ago

Exactly. Was gonna ans where Agatha is

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u/propergreased 13h ago

You look like you put on a ring that had a part of a dark soul placed into it.

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u/Greedy_Blue_Hedgehog 6h ago

Did you fall from Cuddy's roof ?

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u/The_Gabriel_II 4h ago

Ball knowledge

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u/D3-Doom 3h ago

Spare Vicodin?

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u/LicknDragon 20h ago

Nothing much grows around the trees because this black juglone is toxic as to lots of other plants. And dogs.

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u/vigilante_snail 18h ago

Franklin Expedition exhumation

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u/gwaydms 18h ago

Iykyk

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u/nixtunes 20h ago

My eyes bulged and my mind screamed "HOPITAL" until I read the title. Sick necrosis makeup!

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u/MegaSmegmaSwagLord 20h ago

This is what people used as ink in the ye olden days. No wonder as to why, eh?

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u/cypruslake404 15h ago

You've been using the Darkhold

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u/CaptainMacMillan 14h ago

Your hand looks like the meat of a clam

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u/TimelyBlacksmith92 12h ago

Messing around with the Darkhold again?

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u/kali-marcue 20h ago

its like when deku blew up all of his fingers

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u/meowana_ 20h ago

Just how many did you open??

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u/Unumbotte 20h ago

Let's just say I've got seleniun poisoning.

Wait wrong nut

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u/Neuromancer911 20h ago

Use acidic fruit to clean it, lemons and such 

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u/morfraen 14h ago

If I learned anything from using oils to clean up oils, the solution is to rub nuts all over it.

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u/EthanOrin 20h ago

I gotta know if your phone still recognizes your fingerprint😂

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u/PuzzledPoetry1447 14h ago

It does not. Had to call my bank because I couldn't get into my app. 😐

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u/Common-Process9023 19h ago

Police gonna shoot your hand

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u/homedepotthemesong69 19h ago

It looks like you touched a cursed object!

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u/piray003 20h ago

Can’t fool me Wanda

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u/BodOps 2h ago

The darkhold must be wielded with caution

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u/MrBullrock 20h ago

There’s a reason we’ve used those to stain clothes for millennia

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u/johnadamsteve 17h ago

I recognize a smoker when I see one

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u/Electronic_Ad9619 17h ago

At first I thought that was a frostbite

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u/bradpal 16h ago

What you vall black chestnuts is actually iodine from green walnuts. But you caught our attention.

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u/Albert_dark 13h ago

try finger

but hole

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u/PrShadoko 16h ago

You can tell us the truth, who did you finger? Or what?!

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u/FormerStuff 11h ago

Liberty Biberty

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u/johnsolomon 13h ago

Bonnie Blue, you can tell from the stage 5 necrosis

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u/ImTooSaxy 20h ago

"harmless"

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u/MariusMessiah 5h ago

The Name of The Rose!

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u/Hot-Veterinarian4993 20h ago

Nicotine stains.

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u/SithLordRising 20h ago

Good dye potential

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u/Reddittreefiddy 20h ago

Harmless now , bout to be armless once it spreads

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u/7Shinigami 20h ago

Are you a fire bender?

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u/zippity__zoppity 19h ago

I call it… “Handy Corn”!!

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u/Happy-Oral-4452 16h ago

Nice photo, love the tones

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u/centurio9 16h ago

hopital

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u/TopConsideration2900 16h ago

Jajaja me acuerdo como me subía a los árboles para comerme esas nueces !!

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u/Thema03 16h ago

When you shower does you finger wrinkles? A few months back i made cashew nuts and because i had contact with the oil my fingers wrinkled for about 3 weeks and the skin came off(no pain involved)

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u/Aligayah 16h ago

I opened one at work a month ago, not knowing. The stain lasted weeks!

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u/jrnfl 12h ago

They should put that in a lotion for tanning without sun.