Title says it all. Brought these over as gifts for my sons. Their ages are 6 years and 14 months.

How did I get so unlucky
Okay please let me explain, no it‘s not poop. It‘s from a wet leather bike seat.
It was raining at night and I rode my bike to work in the morning.
This must have caused the stain as the jeans were clean when I put them on.
My coworkers probably think I shat myself :)

Came home and found this in the mailbox. Imagine working really hard for 3 years for a master’s degree and it’s folded in half. It’s only a little bit up the driveway to put it under the awning, takes maybe 15 seconds to walk. This has happened before with a spatula I ordered as well.

Wife is asleep now, may post opened degree in the morning.

Edit: for those wondering about the spatula, it was a fish spatula that the Amazon driver had bent and shoved sideways into the mailbox. Im a sous chef and I have a lot of specific kitchen tools. They have long metal tines and are flexible and easy to bend. In my case it was creased

Edit 2: here’s my bent fish spat, pic 2, pic 3. This was from Amazon, and I requested a new one that they sent no questions asked. You can see in the first pic the angle is deeper than it should be, it should be almost flat. Also there’s a tine that is out of whack. I use this one at home and the undamaged replacement one at work.
Yes I agree the college messed up too by not shipping it in a sturdier container/paying for better shipping.

If you need a good leg workout then you just need to go up on the stairs using one side only. They’re also such an awkward height, and made of metal.

To clarify why we used Airbnb- we were traveling with our two large dogs and a toddler. It made sense. To make matters worse, we paid a $300 non-refundable pet fee. I tried to argue that the fee should cover these stains.

Also, it’s clear they took these photos prior to washing the items, because they’re in the rooms I left them in when I went out of my way to gather the laundry in each room.☺️

I know you're a nurse baby who sometimes is tired but cmoooonnnnn!

I bought over 300 building blocks on sale when my sons was around 4 months old. He was too young to play with them and a friend of mine asked if her son could play with them until my son was old enough to play with them. I said yes and She and her son had no problem giving them back when I asked. However they are absolutely disgusting, the tub is broken, and most of them are drawn on with expo marker🫠

Edit for clarity - absolutely disgusting meant covered in what looked like dried drink syrup, food bits, and then the marker itself. This picture is after 30+ minutes soaking in a dawn bath. And broken bin means literal chunks taken out, like it was kicked or something.

Edit 2 - so many more ppl saw this than I expected, the toys are clean now!! The dawn bath did the trick. It was just tedious and annoying!

My wife and I are in Africa and taking our malaria pills every day. This morning I took mine first. It’s the one on the corner of the pack. I gave it to my wife and she took hers and handed it back. I have no words.
I am now rethinking everything I think I know about her.

“no bro we’re using them”. looks a lot worse in person i couldn’t get a full pic of all the weights they took

She uses the controller to walk and the mouse to control the camera

NOTE :
I DO NOT HATE MY GF FOR THIS,
I AM NOT MEAN TO HER
SHE KNOWS THAT I POSTED THIS, LOVED IT
I FOUND IT CUTE AMUSING AND ODD.

Seniors at my high school can buy spots for the year and have to paint them so other people know not to park there. First image is the """""painted"""" spot I parked on and got manually removed from class during an important test to move my car out of, and second image is an example of normal painted spots

Happened in less than 6 hours from taking my case off. I was planning to upgrade my phone anyways so I guess it was a sign.

This is a minimum wage retail store in central OK.

Yesterday I bought a strawberry cheese coffee cake my son loves so he could have a special birthday breakfast today. My wife came home late last night and apparently couldn't resist. She knew it was for our son, but it's not a big deal because she "left him a full slice".

These are to feed my jumping spiders. I thought they were discounted bc there were so many flies. PETCO KNEW.