r/mildlyinfuriating • • 11h ago

I just wanted a hot dog the vitamins they say they have are apparently just a design reference, also don't instead of doesn't

I suppose this is what I get by buying knockoff red bull stuff

worst part is after a while it starts to taste like burnt coffee

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u/cable54 11h ago

I would 100% not be eating that, but let us know how it goes for you

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u/klibaxiorskii 10h ago

hopital

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u/Ornery-Cheetah 9h ago

Call bondulance

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u/WalrusDependent3315 5h ago

Amberlamps

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u/Apedrape357 4h ago

Whoa black betty!

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman GREEN 7h ago

☝️Presenting to the Emergency Room

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u/slappadik 11h ago

the deficiency is gonna be a wild ride

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u/Reasonable__Man__ 11h ago

I would dont eat for safety reference

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u/Fuzzy_Donl0p 11h ago edited 11h ago

“nothing bad can happen. it can only good happen!”

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u/Infinite-Welder-2004 11h ago

"This product dont contain" i would not put that shit in my body with a description like that

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u/Cow_says_moo 11h ago

"Ingredients: whatever were cheapest tday"

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u/AnyMeanzPossible 11h ago

You… you bought fake red bull?…. Why

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u/Jhud6669 11h ago

Original Red Bull is a Thai drink so it has quite a few of copycats in Asia, nothing shady about them they’re just usually flat rather than carbonated

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u/Vinkiller 9h ago

The knockoff ones like Shark in Thailand will REALLY wake you up lol

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 11h ago

RedBull is Austrian

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u/fenuxjde 11h ago

It was actually originally a Thai drink in the 70s before they partnered with the Austrian company in the early 80s.

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u/DickWolkendeck 10h ago

*Half Austrian half Thai

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u/Digital_Fallout 10h ago

The drink itself is 100% Thai

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u/DickWolkendeck 10h ago

Original recipe is Thai, which is uncarbonated and in a glass bottle, also tastes quite different. The Red Bull you know was developed by the Austrians and Thai together and canned by Rauch, which is also Austrian

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u/LapisLovely69 11h ago

"The product dont contain" peak honestly 

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u/SqueegieSqueeger ORANGE 11h ago

Fake Chinese hard candy? That's a hard pass right there.

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u/dabearsemoney 11h ago

Where the hell did you get that stuff so i can stay away from it

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u/Lua-Ma 11h ago

Produced in Guangdong

Of course.

Guangdong is the capital of bad quality goods in China. If you buy a cheap Chinese knockoff of anything, it was likely produced in Guangdong.

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u/AdHoliday3151 11h ago

The RB in that thing stands for Random Bullshit

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u/51differentcobras 10h ago

You mean the R and the B from the word redbull, because that just stands for Redbull or is there an RB somewhere that no one can see?

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u/jxnfpm 11h ago

Dont eat things that dont contain what they advertise on the front of the box.

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u/Lexus_Erectus 11h ago

Those are the vitamins it’s gonna steal from your body, not the ones it’ll provide for you

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u/Patient_Necessary_10 11h ago

I'm not going to judge. When I was broke, I bought a 60cents laundry detergent, and it made my whole body itch.

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u/HoldTheCellarDoor 11h ago

Please elaborate lol WHAT

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u/Kat_Box_Suicide 11h ago

What’s with the grammar?

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u/SINCLAIRCOOL 10h ago

Shitty translation

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u/Soft-Sea7012 11h ago

Report it too the appropriate state agency. This is clearly illegal.

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u/Pain4420 11h ago

How is it illegal. Most products can say just about anything they want unless it's a regulated product and since they have the disclaimer what are they supposed to get in trouble for

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u/Repulsive_Barnacle92 11h ago

in developed countries, we have rules around food labelling

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u/Pain4420 11h ago

What rule is bring broken here

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u/nw342 11h ago

false any misleading labeling. It is clearly designed to make consumers think that these (candy? gummies?) contain vitamins, and most consumers wouldnt check the back to check before purchasing.

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u/Repulsive_Barnacle92 11h ago

in Canada, this would be considered misleading food labelling

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u/Soft-Sea7012 11h ago

Food is a regulated market. Unless this is a supplement it could be removed from shelves.

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u/Pain4420 11h ago

Why it doesn't have any of the vitamins in it and why would it be removed if it wasn't a supplement

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u/CG1991 11h ago

Where do you live where this is allowed? Like, genuinely

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u/Pain4420 11h ago

How is it now allowed. There are disclaimers like this on all kinds of products

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u/CG1991 11h ago

You didn't answer the question. But. Anyway.

In the UK, you're not allowed to imply one thing on the front packet and then say the opposite with a disclaimer on the back.

And a LOT of countries have the same rules.

Misleading consumers - especially with some made to be eaten - isn't allowed just because there's a disclaimer.

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u/g-breh 9h ago

It's quite baffling that some countries allow this blatant misleading information on the packet.

Like, could you literally sell a packet that claims it is a cheese and ham sandwich, but it is actually a ball point pen, as long as there is fineprint on the back that says, 'this product contains 1 ballpoint pen'?

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u/GrynaiTaip 10h ago

EU has strict regulations for food. You absolutely cannot just write whatever you want on the packaging. For example, butter must contain at least 82% milk fats. If it's less than that, then it isn't butter, it's cream or "spreadable fat blend". This law was written to protect consumers, because some manufacturers were advertising their margarine as butter.

Similarly, milk is a substance that comes from mammary glands, so there's no such thing as almond milk in EU, you can't put "Milk" on the packaging.

A few countries have got exceptions to this law, because of traditional foods. Like Poland has apple cheese, it contains zero actual cheese but they've been calling that food by that name for centuries.

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u/Background-Soup1406 11h ago

Buying mystery candy from China is certainly a choice.

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u/daverosstheboss 11h ago

If you're lucky, it's just regular candy of some kind.

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u/Basic-Collection5416 11h ago

Where do you even find counterfeit candy and why would you eat it? 

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u/momibrokeyourchutney 11h ago

Fast charging candy, fast charging candy; fast charging candy—fast charging candy.

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u/Dravez23 11h ago

So the “nearby” on the manufacturer address didnt trigger any alerts to you?

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u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg 11h ago

The product dont contain anything worth consuming or proper use of English.

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u/senior_samosa 11h ago

I got these! They were delish

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u/According_Tea_6329 11h ago

Fuck these dishonest pieces of shit.

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u/Metalhead1686 11h ago

I wouldn’t trust eating that.

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u/EC_TWD 11h ago edited 8h ago

What country is this? That barcode isn’t standard UPC A format from the US. They are normally 5 & 5 with a smaller leading digit and check digit at the end.

Edit: The GS1 code shows South Africa

EDIT: format clarification

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u/Lua-Ma 10h ago

The address says China.

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u/DummyDumDragon 9h ago

Yeah, but show me packaging anywhere in the world that doesn't say china

/s

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u/EC_TWD 8h ago

China is 680-681 and 690-699. The first three number of the barcode, including the small one to the far left

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u/Lua-Ma 8h ago

Produced in China, but probably sold somewhere else probably.

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u/CaseFace5 11h ago

That shit definitely has trace amounts of lead in it or something

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u/DDz1818 10h ago

made in china

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u/GodOfOnions2 10h ago

Bro you need to watch the pharmacy dude who tests these drugs, alot of the times either placebo, Viagra and/or Cialis. DO NOT CONSUME THOSE PILLS.

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u/gracekk24PL 9h ago

Thay is definitely illegal

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u/Hizam5 9h ago

You can look just above and see why it says “don’t”

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u/Jdrkangl 8h ago

I swear I saw this exact post like 2 months ago….

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u/ThatguySevin 8h ago

I'd ask how this isn't illegal, but there are clowns currently running this country... So... 🤷

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u/Herossaumure 5h ago

I've seen this exact sweet at the local corner shop too lmao, never thought I'd see it again here!

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u/Yggdrasilo 10h ago

It says candy

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u/No-Adeptness-2591 10h ago

Why use lot word when few word do trick?

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u/sec_sage 11h ago

Are you seriously complaining about them being truthful on the packaging? My Temu 40%silk&60%cachemire knitting thread burns to a hard ball and no burnt hair smell, meaning there's petrol derivate but no actual natural fiber. And that thing is not cheap. Now I don't even trust the paint on the tag.

The lesson is that you should not trust a chinese product that's not sold through a nationally present brand, regardless of the packaging specifications. No food, care products, toys, cosmetics, not even a toothpick. They don't have to comply with your national law, only to theirs, to which you have no claim. YOU need to make sure the product YOU imported complies with the national law. Let that sink in... instead of counterfeit candy.

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u/wireframed_kb 11h ago

Oof… after learning Chinese mothers will travel to Europe and US to buy baby milk, I’m definitely not taking chances on some knock-off product! :O

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u/Sellbad_bro420 6h ago

My mom bought flystrips from amazon, they literally say "find some where and hung it" as instructions