ordered grubhub at 6am before work

[u/milflover1902]

throw back to when i ordered grubhub at 6am before work because i didn’t have time to cook before i left the house and wanted to take it with me. came downstairs to grab it since i had roommates and i didn’t wanna wake them in case they rang the door bell. driver asked me if i was eating alone and what i was up to, and then stared at me as i was going back up the stairs🙃. then checked my phone and got this message.

anyway haven’t used grubhub since.

edit: omg yall are miserable. no, a 40 year old man should not be trying to get at a 19 year old woman at her home while delivering food. especially after ogling them down, asking if they’re alone and all while the sun hasn’t even risen. please look inwards and stop being weirdos

[u/EconomicsMuch1188]

You ate the food? Hopefully the bags were sealed. ​

[u/Meal__Team__Six → u/EconomicsMuch1188]

To put it bluntly, Keith jizzed in the food.