r/mildlyinfuriating • u/We_consume_the_world • Sep 12 '26

SPOILER ALERT 60% air!

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Brand new…. I didn’t expect my deodorant to have more air than a bag of chips… won’t be getting this again.

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u/HeadySquanch59 Sep 12 '26

They sold out. All their ads are AI. End their support.

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u/Lucius-Halthier Sep 12 '26

The ones that aren’t are gross as hell too, their flask deodorant is the worst product I’ve seen, like you advertise that people can be a hidden alcoholic with your product? On top of that all the sexual shit was weird, Carpe is in the same vein too, I mean when your ad tells me don’t buy this I’m going to listen to you and not buy your product.

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u/Skydiver860 Sep 12 '26

carpe is so fucking expensive. $90 for four sticks of deodorant. not to mention they sent me those four sticks two weeks after i got my first order. i wasn't even through the first stick i ordered and now i have seven sticks of their overpriced deodorant. cancelled that shit right away.

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u/Hexellent3r Sep 13 '26

I FUCKING HATE CARPE I HATE CARPE I HATE CARPE SO FUCKING MUCH

ANNOYING ASS DISGUSTING OBNOXIOUS ADS. I HAVE NEVER WISHED HARM ON ANYONE BUT A PRIMAL FURY IGNITES BENEATH MY EYES WHEN I LAY EYES ON THE SOY SUPPLEMENT CHUGGING GLASSES WEARING LOSER THAT IS THEIR SPOKESPERSON. HE NEEDS A CURBSIDE SANDWICH WITH A SIDE OF HIS OWN SHATTERED TEETH.

I HOPE HE BREAKS BOTH LEGS AND HIS PHYSICAL THERAPIST FUCKING HATES HIM AND IS JUST PATRONIZING AND SARCASTIC THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN WAY.

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u/xeanok Sep 13 '26

I’ve never felt so validated in hating ads so much before reading this and all the other comments. Every fucking time that little weasel fuck kept saying “do NOT buy carpe on Amazon” and smashing shit for no reason

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u/Hexellent3r Sep 13 '26

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO SHARES MY ANIMOSITY. FUCK RAGE-BAIT AD TACTICS

I HOPE THE CARPE GUY SEES THESE COMMENTS SO HE CAN THINK ABOUT HIS LIFE, GENUINELY IMPROVE FOR A LITTLE BIT, AND THEM TUMBLES INTO A DOWNWARDS SPIRAL AND PUSHES AWAY ALL HIS LOVED ONES AS HE REGRESSES INTO HIS WORST FUCKING HABITS

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u/xeanok Sep 13 '26

Here I made this for us

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u/Skydiver860 Sep 13 '26

tell me how you really feel lmao.

but yeah fuck them

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u/Hexellent3r Sep 13 '26

THIS IS 100% GENUINE. I LITERALLY HAVE MAJOR AMOUNTS OF SUPPRESSED RAGE AGAINST THIS COMPANY AND THEIR SPOKESPERSON DUE TO THEIR AD TACTIC. I ACTUALLY FUCKING HATE THEM AND WILL DESPISE THEM WITH EVERY BREATH OF MY BEING