r/mildlyinfuriating • u/We_consume_the_world • Sep 12 '26

SPOILER ALERT 60% air!

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Brand new…. I didn’t expect my deodorant to have more air than a bag of chips… won’t be getting this again.

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u/lolie_guacamole Sep 12 '26

I just got invited into a class action lawsuit for their stuff bc they lied about it being natural

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u/MvatolokoS Sep 12 '26

Wtf. It's the only reason j ever considered them. Im so sick of dancing around these billionaires lies while they keep free healthcare from becoming s thing.

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u/Codebannana1 Sep 12 '26

This is half true. They said the product used natural ingrediants but the are not 100% natural. The stuff they use for the scents is not natural but its using way more natural stuff than any other brand. Thier stuff doesnt make me itch which is what i found after trying many deoderants to me thats what matters

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u/wercs Sep 12 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

Funny, Their brand is the ONLY “natural” brand I e used that makes me itch. It also gave me extreme eczema (for the first time in my life) so I’m sure I’m an outlier

Edit: I was also included in the class action lawsuit…

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u/creepyunturned Sep 12 '26

I had the same thing when I tried Humble deodorant. It says "Nothing Bad!" all over the package and my armpits felt like I had a chemical burn. They were raw for weeks and I couldn't use any products while they healed

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u/BBlackFire Sep 13 '26

I was the exact same way! My arm pits felt like they were on fire. I quickly went back to old spice deodorant.

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u/Codebannana1 Sep 13 '26

I was old spice for the first 25 years of my deodeeant wearing life and then something flipped and i was itchy all the time with them. Degree mens worked for me but stained everthing so i settled on squatch. Mervins and dove both didnt stop the itching.

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u/TrippingFish76 Sep 12 '26

have you tried spray deodorant? i use dove men’s care spray on deodorant and never itch

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u/Codebannana1 Sep 13 '26

I tried and think it works for the BO but it didnt cure the itching. I tried antbacterial soap and that did help but once dry i would chafe really bad. I was diagnosed with intertrigo.

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u/oxyscotty Sep 13 '26

It's the same wordplay almost all companies use. Yes it's "all natural," as in we synthesized this chemical using things that "naturally" exist on earth. Unless you're buying technetium or something, it's basically just a way to say they didn't enter the warp and use demonic soul crystals or something. If there's a governing body for what's allowed to be called "natural," I doubt it's very strict and it's probably ran by the same few companies that make most the products in the market.

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u/School_North Sep 13 '26

Old spice gel used to eat my skin i complained about it and got bashed by people online a couple years later they had a lawsuit for that exact problem.

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u/WhaleMetal Sep 13 '26

Natural olive oil soap has none of these problems.

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u/Codebannana1 Sep 13 '26

Got a good recommendation i'd give it a shot? :)

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u/Solid-Base-3314 Sep 13 '26

Yeah this is unfortunate, I’ve used their products for years. I even have a bi-monthly subscription for their bars of soap. I’ve personally never had an issue with anything I’ve used from them. The deodorant is absurdly expensive so I typically shy away from that but I always thought I was getting something somewhat decent for myself. I guess I never thought to keep track of the changes companies make to their products throughout the years as I blindly ritualize them thinking they started as a genuine consumer friendly brand.

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u/Jitkay BLACK Sep 13 '26

It's all the same thing in the end

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u/Strong-Secretary-928 Sep 13 '26

They got bought out by one of the giant corps, Unilever or some shit, which is what always happens in this country

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u/MedievalMilshake Sep 12 '26

Move 

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u/MvatolokoS Sep 12 '26

Tell you've got the maturity and wisdom of an edgy 15 year old without telling me

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u/MedievalMilshake Sep 12 '26

I'm an edgy 15 year old cause I'm living with free healthcare? Again, move. If you don't like America, move, it's that simple. If you enjoy America, don't complain about free health care. If you like America enough but prefer free health care, move. Stop acting like your life is set, youre free to do whatever the fuck you want, but you're too much of a child to accept that basic fact about human life 

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u/MvatolokoS Sep 12 '26

"it's that simple" LOL literally child