r/mildlyinfuriating • u/We_consume_the_world • Sep 12 '26

SPOILER ALERT 60% air!

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Brand new…. I didn’t expect my deodorant to have more air than a bag of chips… won’t be getting this again.

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u/ParallelSkeleton Sep 12 '26

Why would you use different deodorant on different days?

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u/FearTheSpoonman Sep 12 '26

Work Vs Leisure in guessing? And may as well use a cheap one that's long lasting for work and a nice one for weekends. You don't want Greg from accounting sniffing you at work.

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u/Eskimomonk Sep 12 '26

How do you know? Maybe I happen to think Greg is quite the fetching young man

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u/theMeatman7 Sep 12 '26

I don't work in the office often but when I do I make sure to bust out the real nice stuff for Greg, he's a big sniffer.

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u/Devils_Dandruff Sep 12 '26

I used to go to college with Greg. Wild at parties. Big sniffer in the bathroom too.

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u/GfrzD Sep 12 '26

Terrible immune system though. That Greg always seems to have a cold.

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u/The_Other_Randy Sep 12 '26

Well, with a nose like that- of course he's a 'big sniffer' Jimmy Johns has to shut off the Free Smells sign when they see Greg comin'