This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits

[u/esli-]

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[u/Unstabler69]

That reminds me of my pet peeve of stone age people always having long, scraggly unkempt hair. Do they think our ancestors could figure out fire but couldnt figure out how to take a sharp rock and hack off some hair?

[u/Little_View_6659 → u/[deleted]]

And if you forget your pillow you can make a bun and use it to cushion your head. Which I have done lol.