r/memes • • 9h ago

Just... ask for more money?

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u/OldmanChompski 8h ago

I’ve had tattoo artists state they expect a tip up front.

I’ve had others say don’t worry about it.

It all depends I guess. But I do agree, considering they set their own fees why not just be upfront about all that? Maybe for tax purposes? But I highly doubt most tattoo artists are experts at tax law.

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u/Pointing-661 8h ago

Why the fuck would you be discussing a tip PRIOR to them putting something permanent on your body?

Man. For spite I’d tell them of course you’ll get a tip, then just not because all you’ve done is made me fear that if I say I don’t tip, you’ll fuck up my tattoo or do shitty work.

Fuck drama before a tattoo.

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u/T-sigma 6h ago

The artists want a tip because so they don’t plan to report that income. Simple as that. They document they charged $100, taxes take $30 so their take home $70. If they charge $75 and you tip $25, they won’t report that part and take home will be $77.50.

~10% increased profitability and, in theory, only costs the government their taxes.

This assumes cash tip of course.

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u/Procrasturbating 5h ago

Put a cash discount sign up. They can and should defraud the IRS on their own time.

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u/Traditional-Roof1984 3h ago

Next you'll have your dentist, notary and heart surgeon asking for tips.

No pressure though, it will be on 'voluntary' basis... What could go wrong.

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u/Krethlaine 22m ago

If the tattoo artist asks for a tip before doing the work, I’m walking out and finding a different artist.

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u/Driftedryan 8h ago

What kinda person expects a tip before the work? Sounds like someone that does shit work

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u/USS_Penterprise_1701 8h ago

Someone who's addicted to drugs and can't work without them lol

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u/TyH621 8h ago

You could also just charge more, you’re setting your own rates haha

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u/ballimir37 7h ago

Because then people would be less inclined to book them. That’s why tip culture works in America, people operate off the listed price but then still tip. But the tip often doesn’t figure into their initial calculation.

If you have comparable talent offering $100 versus $80, you’re probably going to book the $80 person.

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u/used_banana_condom 7h ago

America math is a scam, over here in the UK we just pay the listed price (tax included in listed price). Over there in America y'all pay the listed price then hidden tax then hidden tip on top of that.. why not just be honest about price points and pay people fair wages?

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u/WolfgangAddams 7h ago

It really is that capitalism scam. Our whole economy is built on trying to trick people into spending their money on things they aren't getting or getting stuck with hidden costs once they've decided to buy. I feel like things have gotten worse over the decades - companies used to have to follow laws when advertising and I remember several companies getting sued for false advertising. Nowadays, everyone has figured out how to use language to skirt around those laws and still trick you.

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u/used_banana_condom 7h ago

The American dream, no disrespect but even though the UK is kinda shitty rn, I have no want for going to America.

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u/WolfgangAddams 7h ago

This is not the American dream. This is the dream of a few wealthy assholes who make all the decisions and who have not only brainwashed the dumbest members of society into believing they are good for them, but are standing on the backs of years of work their predecessors did to ensure those same people would be uneducated now.

The rest of us are just fighting for our lives, rights, and freedoms over here.

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u/pipipoopie 5h ago

idk, when you make good money and have good insurance id say it shits on the UK pretty easily tbh. but yea if you dont have those 2 things then life sucks for you

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u/Strong_Ebb_9953 3h ago

Say it with disrespect. It’s the only way some of the ones who need to learn might actually start learning. I can’t believe I’m actually looking to move out the country if I ever have the opportunity. Not something I ever would have imagined in my youth. But im glad I was taught two languages so that helps I guess

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u/Competitive-Dot-4052 4h ago

We love our taxes on everything here in the US. That’s why the Revolutionary War was fought. We sure showed you British folks.

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u/Frisnfruitig 6h ago

Does it work though?

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u/ballimir37 3h ago

Yes, obviously? It has gotten exponentially more popular here over the past 10 years too

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u/Acceptable_Ad1685 6h ago

It’s bait and switch basically

Quote lower prices to get people in then guilt them for a tip

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u/Financial-Humor9631 6h ago

A lot of artist work under shop rates and don’t get a huge cut from it

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u/WolfgangAddams 7h ago

That's such a weird and wild statement when talking about tattoo artists, considering many of them are very much NOT on drugs. As someone who is covered in tattoos while holding down a corporate job, I gotta say, the assumption that tattoos = drug users needs to be lost to the annals of history. That's some boomer shit.

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u/HairyH0Od 7h ago

IDK most of the people I hang out with have tattoos and they all do drugs

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u/USS_Penterprise_1701 7h ago

It's 2026 pretty much everybody has tattoos lol

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u/ComradeKorladis 6h ago

and does drugs

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u/WolfgangAddams 7h ago

That says more about the people you hang out with than it does about people with tattoos. Anecdotes are not data.

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u/KinneKted 4h ago

I think the better question is why do all the people you hang out with do drugs? I don't think it's cause of the tattoos.

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u/Several-Target-1379 5h ago

Yeah. I've met a couple of them and some remain drug-free for years or even go fully straight edge for the rest of their lives.

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u/Man0fGreenGables 5h ago

Almost every tattoo artist I've ever known was into hard drugs. I'd say out of 20 there was maybe 2 or 3 who didn't.

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u/WolfgangAddams 5h ago

That's you though. Again, your anecdotes are not data or fact. Stop hanging out with junkies and maybe you'll meet some tattoo artists who aren't on hard drugs.

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u/Man0fGreenGables 4h ago

Well sure it could be a total coincidence that all the tattoo artists in my city just happen to be into drugs for some reason and other cities for some reason don't have the same issue. You also seem to be confusing tattoo artists with people who have tattoos.

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u/WolfgangAddams 3h ago

Unless you know every tattoo artist in your city, you're still just generalizing based on your own anecdotal evidence.

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u/Man0fGreenGables 3h ago

I mean I didn't do a research study. Did you? I could say the exact same thing to you. I'm just saying my experience that's all.

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u/WolfgangAddams 2h ago

But nobody cares about YOUR experience. You're making a blanket statement about every tattoo artist. I'm saying being a tattoo artist doesn't automatically make you an addict. One of us is provably wrong and it's you.

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u/USS_Penterprise_1701 7h ago

It's not an assumption about tattoo artists. It's an assumption about literally anybody that expects a tip before they do the work. That shit is preposterous.

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u/WolfgangAddams 7h ago

Your comment makes no sense in that context, considering most people don't get tipped in advance and the ones that do are most likely delivery people who aren't using for drugs but are using the tipping amount to decide if a delivery job is worth taking because they otherwise don't make (or sometimes lose) money by taking the job.

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u/USS_Penterprise_1701 7h ago

I replied to a person replying to a person that was talking specifically about a tattoo artist that expected a tip before they did the work..

Delivery drivers aren't demanding tips up front, they're working for scam corporations who built that into the system.

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u/WolfgangAddams 6h ago

Tattoo artists who ask for the tip up front are not automatically drug addicts. For one, they wouldn't even have time to buy more drugs before they did your work. That's not how drug deals OR tattooing works. They're WRONG for expecting the tip up front before the tattoo is even completed, but that doesn't mean they're asking for it because they want drugs.

In my case, I go to an artist I have a history with and I know the quality of work I'm getting, so I have them factor the tip into the estimate and just pay them everything up front. But they never ask me to do that. I just prefer to know the full price with no strings up front rather than have to do math to figure out the real price beyond what's in the quote.

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u/USS_Penterprise_1701 6h ago

Why don't drug deals work that way? I originally made the assumption because I was an addict for like a decade and that's totally the type of shit me and the people I hung around with would do, not because I'm a boomer.

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u/WolfgangAddams 6h ago

Because a drug dealer is not just waiting in the back room of a tattoo parlor for a tattoo artist to get their tip in advance so they can give the artist their drugs secretly before they go back out and start the tattoo. I am with my tattoo artist for the majority of the time from when I pay through them setting up their station to start my work and they never leave the shop in that time. When exactly are you imagining these drug deals and drug administrations are happening between payment and tattooing?

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u/StinkingDogsCunt420 7h ago

What even is this comment?

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u/USS_Penterprise_1701 7h ago

...I don't know? Which part of you do you not understand?

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u/LordOFtheNoldor 6h ago

Indeed, I've tipped in Xannies and Percs back in the day

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u/OperatorTrick2026 4h ago

May I ask are you describing tattoo artists from experience or just from stereotypes?

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u/USS_Penterprise_1701 16m ago

I'm describing drug addict behavior from experience. The relevant portion is that they're demanding tips up front, which is crazy. I've found that a lot of behavior that seems crazy can be explained by drugs and addiction. I don't associate tattoos with drug use.

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u/lost_rodditer 7h ago

Have you not seen the it probably didn’t happen restaurant memes about expected tip rates. It’s a culture war these days. Oregon requires everyone make at least state minimum wage. So the server or barista or bartender are making $15 an hour minimum. There is absolutely still an expectation of 20%ish tips.

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u/Coconut_Scrambled 5h ago

I don't understand the point of asking for a tip upfront. A tip is supposed to be encouragement for a job well done. What's the point if you have to pay it anyway? Might as well add it to the bill then.

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u/Nosnibor1020 4h ago

We need to either tip everything or tip nothing. I’m so sick of this wishy washy shit about the topic.

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u/saltyfuck111 4h ago

no? tipping is perfectly fine in most of the world. a selecect few countries fucked it up.

It's perfect and good how we have in here in the netherlands.

If i give a 5 euro tip on a 5man meal they already happy.
And they never ever expect the tip or act dissapointed when not getting it.

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u/Delicious_Ad823 7h ago

I think they meant the artist said they expected to get a tip after the work was complete

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u/NeedLegalAdvice56 5h ago

Isn’t a tip given for good service? And you pay to get the service done (completely)?

It doesn’t make any sense to expect a tip before the client see the result. If it is about the artist needing money, they should just increase their price.

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u/Some-Leopard5025 6h ago

I would laugh in their face and leave

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u/zarjin1234 7h ago

I've heard high end tattoo artists taking a deposit upfront to make sure the customer does actually arrive, never heard of tipping upfront tho.

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u/ComradeKorladis 6h ago

yeah my artist charged a deposit for scheduling the session on her calendar and creating the design. Rest of cost was at time of tattoo.

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u/SIR2480 5h ago

And I doubt they’d be happy if you request extra effort before the work…

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u/GNTsquid0 5h ago

A lot of tattoos artists are bad at business.

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u/Melodic_Caregiver 8h ago

Delivery gig workers

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u/The-Fifth-Slice 7h ago

Sounds like Uber Eats or Doordash. They all get their tip up front before service is even assigned to someone.

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 7h ago

Someone who is putting the pre tip "cost" as the revenue and then not paying tax on the tip

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u/WolfgangAddams 7h ago

I mean, honestly, until billionaires are paying their fair share of taxes...good for them for finding a way to save some money on their taxes!

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u/Sayne7 7h ago

Tell that to every camgirl website lol

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u/used_banana_condom 7h ago

Every doordasher staring at their phones angrily lmao

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u/thatdarkknight 7h ago

I think they are all just bots arguing with each other.

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u/ErsatzNihilist 6h ago

Why don't they just increase the prices if it's expected though?

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u/OwlfaceFrank 6h ago

they werent saying they expected the tip before doing the job they were saying they stated that they expect to be tipped and let them know before hand.

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they werent saying they expected the tip before doing the job

Okay...

they were saying they stated that they expect to be tipped and let them know before hand.

That's the same fuckin' thing!

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u/cryptonuggets1 6h ago

Tip up front is called a deposit.

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u/bababooeybababooe 6h ago

They have accountants.

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u/Phrostylicious 5h ago

If someone said to me "...oh, and I expect a tip!" I'd turn around and walk out.

It's effectively saying:

"I'll charge you $100 for the tattoo you want. But I expect you to pay at LEAST $120, and really more than that, to be honest."

Are you fucking kidding me?!

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u/Joverby 5h ago

Right? Why not just give a cash discount then instead of having some weird unspoken tipping rule.

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u/BackflipsAway 5h ago

If they expect a tip they should just factor it into the price, it's not a tip if it's mandatory 😭

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 4h ago

I tip my artist if they don't own the shop. If they own the shop they're getting a shop cut and their rate so if I tip them it's smaller.

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u/4rd_Prefect 4h ago edited 3h ago

I'd watch that Netflix series!

"Tattoo artist by day, rogue Tax Attorney by night"

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u/Unfair_Explanation53 3h ago

The fuck is wrong with the USA hahaha.

The word tip means something different to what the rest of the world know it as

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u/shasaferaska 3h ago

Tip up front is crazy. I haven't even seen the product yet.

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u/LesserValkyrie 3h ago

"A tip upfront" defeats the purpose of a tip, as a tip by definition is something you give extra after the service is done if it was extraordinary.

But you don't tip tatoo artist of course, they 100% pick the hourly costs of their work.want

If they want a tip, just increase the price of the hour/work.

If they don't and expect tipping it means they are lying on the cost of the product which is not really legal right

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u/Effective-Culture-88 2h ago

« I expect a tip »
Then raise the fucking price?
Like literally you are in control of your own price.
Tips are historically tied to slave labor.
I pay my computer guy 100 bucks for 5 min of work and he got through my forgotten password like a knife in hot butter.
I genuinely don’t get it.

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u/Heizer1 2h ago

Yeah, upfront tipping is a price hike, not a tip

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u/BreadfruitWide5434 1h ago

Tips are also taxed.

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u/Gallusaur 8h ago

You'd be surprised, they have to know about taxes to be able to avoid them.

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u/TinySoftKitten 8h ago

If you have a popular artist tipping helps seeing them again when it’s convenient

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u/ModerateHonking 8h ago

At that point I'm saying "okay cool" and paying the absolute minimum. 

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u/ScottsTotz 7h ago

I would’ve left

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u/onyxandcake 7h ago

It depends entirely on how the shop is run, and you should inquire before you book.

My husband's tattoo shop operates with salaried employees (rare). He tips generously.

My tattoo shop is all subcontractors who rent the space and set their own rates. I tip modestly based on the session.

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u/_Sausage_fingers 7h ago

An upfront tip is not a tip. More akin to a bribe at that point.

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u/Worldly_Lunch_1601 7h ago

A tip up front isn't a tip. Do the work. if it's good, I'll tip you extra

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u/SlicedBreadBeast 7h ago

A tip upfront is a service charge, not a tip

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u/Citizen_Kano 7h ago

I'm going to wait and see how good it came out before thinking about a tip

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u/TheBourbonTurtle 7h ago

I hope you laughed in their face and walked right out of the studio if they were saying they expected tips before you even started.

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u/Randomn355 7h ago

Tips are equally taxable.

Whether they're declared or not is essentially the same question as the rest of their income.