[TRK] Tea, Early Grey, Hot (via IGN)

[u/Copernicus1981]

Source is https://www.ign.com/articles/exclusive-see-7-new-cards-from-magic-the-gathering-star-trek-including-1-that-remembers-the-most-iconic-drink-of-tng

[u/MouseOf1000Forms]

[u/HornedTurtle1212 → u/MouseOf1000Forms]

So 2 damage?

[u/Kerse → u/HornedTurtle1212]

1 million kelvin per damage confirmed

[u/acelgoso → u/Kerse]

Lightning bolt 3 million kelvin confirmed!

[u/Gayfetus → u/MouseOf1000Forms]

[u/FartPhylactery → u/MouseOf1000Forms]

With this information we now know that hot tea is only 1 kelvin less painful than cancer which we now know (thanks to dinosaurs) is equivalent to 3 health worth of pain.

[u/T-T-N → u/FartPhylactery]

No, drinking hot tea is like using cancer

[u/repalpated → u/MouseOf1000Forms]

Omg this sent me. Love it!

[u/X_Marcs_the_Spot → u/MouseOf1000Forms]

Oops!

[u/calcifer219 → u/MouseOf1000Forms]

This is a lesson about global variables and I laugh every… single… time…

[u/TechnomagusPrime]

Nothing like scalding hot tea to the face.

[u/Hoxeel → u/TechnomagusPrime]

It's such a shock.

[u/SquirrelDragon → u/Hoxeel]

[u/graveybrains → u/SquirrelDragon]

[u/cthulhusandwich → u/graveybrains]

[u/graveybrains → u/cthulhusandwich]

[u/YouCanChangeItRight → u/Hoxeel]

Take my upvote you disgustingly beautiful creature you

[u/Lord_Emperor → u/TechnomagusPrime]

A cup of hot (but drink-able) tea is now canonically as damaging as [[Shock]].

[u/DaRootbear → u/Lord_Emperor]

I mean hot tea to the face seems rather shocking

[u/Talgrath → u/Lord_Emperor]

I mean, technically speaking this would be a cup of hot tea plus all the glass shards if you're hurling it at someone. Given that shock can't kill a normal human like [[Abzan Falconer]], this sort of makes sense.

[u/Infinite_Sandwich895 → u/Talgrath]

I mean the falconer is a soldier in armor, a normal human would be like, a 1/1 human token.

[u/Lord_Emperor → u/Talgrath]

normal human

Normal humans are 1/1. Training a falcon apparently makes someone stronger than many iterations of Spider Man.

[u/Talgrath → u/Lord_Emperor]

What can I say, Magic logic!

[u/mtgcf → u/Talgrath]

Abzan Falconer - (G) (SF) (txt)

[u/MechaAristotle → u/TechnomagusPrime]

Makes me think of a certain masked prosecutor lol

[u/TechnomagusPrime → u/MechaAristotle]

Except Godot drinks Coffee, not Tea.

[u/MechaAristotle → u/TechnomagusPrime]

True, still a great and funny scene haha.

[u/agiantanteater → u/MechaAristotle]

Ace Attorney secret lair when

[u/WindrunnerX]

So along with bagel and schmeer, how long till I can make an ordinary food deck?

[u/Any-Supermarket-4190 → u/WindrunnerX]

Literal kitchen table magic

[u/JustaSeedGuy → u/Any-Supermarket-4190]

Listen, I know Gavin sometimes looks through Reddit comments. So this next part is addressed to him.

Gavin.

Buddy.

Secret lair, Unset, Convention booster, I don't care how, but God damn it man. You need to give us a legendary creature called kitchen table ASAP. I'm begging you.

[u/Any-Supermarket-4190 → u/JustaSeedGuy]

Just to butter the biscuit a lil more Gavin-

K’tchen, Table Player

legendary artifact creature-chef wizard

[u/COGspartaN7 → u/Any-Supermarket-4190]

now i want a vehicle called Gravy Train and an exhaust ability called Biscuit Wheels where it becomes an artifact creature. (Edit: once you exhaust it with Biscuit Wheels every time it gets tapped it generates either a Food or Treasure token)

[u/PageChase → u/JustaSeedGuy]

Gavin, please listen to this fine person. Or a legendary artifact that has bonuses for how many food artifacts you have on it. Like it gives all your creatures the features of the food (like the indestructible nutrient block from EoE), or makes a 1/1 rabbit token when it ETBs like Carrot Cake, or lets you scry like Candy Trail.

[u/JustaSeedGuy → u/PageChase]

I'm hoping it's an artifact creature so that Commander players can make their literal kitchen table Commander deck

[u/megacia → u/Any-Supermarket-4190]

[u/DrawGamesPlayFurries → u/megacia]

Universes Beyond gifs

[u/megacia → u/DrawGamesPlayFurries]

Hey when they finally do the magic show or movie….

[u/WindrunnerX → u/Any-Supermarket-4190]

Absolutely stupendous joke

[u/Jazzlike_Mouse7478 → u/Any-Supermarket-4190]

Everything but the kitchen sink?

[u/Foucatswim → u/Jazzlike_Mouse7478]

Kitchen finks reprint when

[u/Any-Supermarket-4190 → u/Jazzlike_Mouse7478]

Deck name

[u/ModDownloading → u/WindrunnerX]

[[Instant Ramen]] in Final Fantasy as well!

[u/mtgcf → u/ModDownloading]

Instant Ramen - (G) (SF) (txt)

[u/nickeldoodle → u/WindrunnerX]

are you forgetting Hot Soup and Instant Ramen?

[u/Hoxeel → u/WindrunnerX]

You can also find [[Nutrient Block]] in the kitchen of most bodybuilders

[u/mtgcf → u/Hoxeel]

Nutrient Block - (G) (SF) (txt)

[u/ASimpleBlueMage → u/WindrunnerX]

Gabagool, Provolone, Vinegar Peppers is gonna be sick with the Sopranos drop. 

[u/hnwcs → u/ASimpleBlueMage]

“Onion Rings for the Table”

Create a Food token. You lose the game.

[u/ASimpleBlueMage → u/hnwcs]

"47-years old, he was just a kid"

[u/Darth-Ragnar → u/ASimpleBlueMage]

Alright, but you gotta get over it.

[u/Darth-Ragnar → u/ASimpleBlueMage]

[[Quasimodo Predicted This]] - U

Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order.

Look at the top three cards of target opponent's library, then put them back in any order.

[u/ASimpleBlueMage → u/Darth-Ragnar]

NGL this would be fire 

[u/Darth-Ragnar → u/ASimpleBlueMage]

Relevant username.

[u/TehSeksyManz → u/ASimpleBlueMage]

Sopranos Secret Lair: 6 completely black cards. 

[u/Cthonos → u/WindrunnerX]

[[Hot Soup]], any of the 5 TMNT pizzas, you've got almost a whole deck there.

Could take it one further with [[Syr Ginger]] and [[Trail of Sweets]]

[u/mikaeus97 → u/Cthonos]

[[Candy Trail]]

[u/mtgcf → u/Cthonos]

All cards
Hot Soup - (G) (SF) (txt)
Syr Ginger - (G) (SF) (txt)
Trail of Sweets - (G) (SF) (txt)

[u/zeldafan042 → u/WindrunnerX]

Looking at all the food cards, we're probably not that far off. And that's just the ones with the Food subtype, I saw someone else mention [[Hot Soup]]

[u/mtgcf → u/zeldafan042]

Hot Soup - (G) (SF) (txt)

[u/dougms → u/WindrunnerX]

Every deck is a food deck if you [[yrga]] it.

[[asmorandomardanistanicarducar]] also works.

Edit: sick username radiant.

[u/mtgcf → u/dougms]

yrga - (G) (SF) (txt)
asmorandomardanistanicarducar - (G) (SF) (txt)

[u/MissLeaP → u/dougms]

Or [[Ragost]]

[u/DarthEinstein → u/WindrunnerX]

Just going off of food that I could theoretically go and buy somewhere right now, or something similar:

[[Tea, Earl Grey, Hot]] [[Anchovy & Banana Pizza]] [[Bagel and Schmear]] [[Carrot Cake]] [[Everything Pizza]] [[Guac & Marshmellow Pizza]] [[Heaped Harvest]] [[Instant Ramen]] [[Lembas]] [[Nutrient Block]] [[Omni-Cheese Pizza]] [[Spicy Oatmeal Pizza]] [[Three Bowls of Porridge]]

[u/mtgcf → u/DarthEinstein]

All cards
Anchovy & Banana Pizza - (G) (SF) (txt)
Bagel and Schmear - (G) (SF) (txt)
Carrot Cake - (G) (SF) (txt)
Everything Pizza - (G) (SF) (txt)
Guac & Marshmellow Pizza - (G) (SF) (txt)
Heaped Harvest - (G) (SF) (txt)
Instant Ramen - (G) (SF) (txt)
Lembas - (G) (SF) (txt)
Nutrient Block - (G) (SF) (txt)
Omni-Cheese Pizza - (G) (SF) (txt)
Spicy Oatmeal Pizza - (G) (SF) (txt)
Three Bowls of Porridge - (G) (SF) (txt)

[u/noonooslow → u/DarthEinstein]

I don't want to know your local pizza place

[u/Scarlet_poppy → u/WindrunnerX]

There are a lot of food from Wilds of Eldraine set that can go in, like [[Three Bowls of Porridge]] and my absolute favorite [[Tough Coockie]]

[u/SamiRcd → u/WindrunnerX]

Don't forget to helm this glorious deck with one of the food hobbits, or my personal favorite [[Graham O'Brien]]

[u/umpatte0 → u/WindrunnerX]

Unsure about a food deck, but I am planning out a bracket 1 New York deck. https://moxfield.com/decks/vfvLketRfkueEzTppa6HdQ. The premise of the deck is, everything in it is mundane. It has stuff like chain saw, hot soup, knife, rocket launcher. The lands are all real world type of places like kitchen and library. Even choice of commander is the most mundane human.

[u/PIE_OF_LIFE64 → u/umpatte0]

No murder? New York has a bit of that I hear

[u/NeverForgetTheFuture → u/PIE_OF_LIFE64]

It’s not the 80s but there’s still probably more murders than rocket launchers anyway.

[u/notclevernotfunny → u/umpatte0]

Will you be adding the new Earth land?

[u/vertago → u/WindrunnerX]

Use [[Toph, the First Metalbender]] as Commander and include other Earthbending cards to make the Artifact Food Creatures, "Food Fight"

[u/Shekondar → u/WindrunnerX]

Throw in [[instant ramen]] while you're at it

[u/trippysmurf → u/WindrunnerX]

[[Curious Farm Animals]] are pre-food.

[[Food Coma]] after you eat them. 

[u/Loose_Log_6253 → u/WindrunnerX]

SaffronOlive famously has "guy in his garage eating a sandwich" deck that he played on Commander Clash once

[u/Browns_Padres]

My appreciation that this card causes a Dilemma, excellent flavor (pun intended)

[u/mustafa0319 → u/Browns_Padres]

“Hmmm, do I drink this tea I prepared for myself or do I throw it in your face like I’m a Real Housewife? Quite the dilemma, indeed”

[u/RobbiRamirez → u/mustafa0319]

"I drank all the throwing wine!"

[u/tenehemia → u/Browns_Padres]

Hah. Okay, that's pretty great.

[u/Ok_Community_383]

They just errata'd every book to be a book, hot soup not being errata'd to a food is a crime.

[u/Blaze_1013 → u/Ok_Community_383]

Sadly being a food comes with mechanical baggage and it must have the 2, tap, sac: gain 3 so Hot Soup definitionally can’t be food. It is just too hot.

[u/CrossXhunteR → u/Blaze_1013]

and it must have the 2, tap, sac: gain 3

This isn't defined by the rules, it is just a design convention that they follow as to not upset player expectations. See [[Ginger, Queen of Sweets]], [[Pizza Face, Gastromancer]], [[Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender]], and [[Vegetation Abomination]] for how they sometimes play around with this templating.

[u/CaptainMarcia → u/CrossXhunteR]

Out of 25 Food cards as of Reality Fracture, there are:

• 16 with the standard line "2, T, Sacrifice ~: You gain 3 life."
• 4 cards with direct upgrades to the standard line. [[Candy Trail]] and [[Bagel and Schmear]] also draw a card, [[Dimension X Pizzasaur]] also makes your opponents lose life, and [[Ginger, Queen of Sweets]] gains 6 life instead.
• 2 others have effects with mostly-equivalent costs. [[Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender]] gains life equal to her power (which default to 3), while [[Three Bowls of Porridge]] has a mode where you sacrifice it and gain life but it happens as part of the resolution.
• The last three cards change the mana requirement. [[Vegetation Abomination]] doesn't need any mana and gains a d6 worth of life, which averages to 3.5. [[Everything Pizza]] costs 2WUBRG to sacrifice and has the lifegain alongside four other effects. [[Pizza Face, Gastromancer]] multiplies both the cost and the lifegain to 10 and 15, respectively.

[u/Blaze_1013 → u/CrossXhunteR]

Yea I didn’t realize we had a few cards without that template. I’d just assumed with how most food does have it that it was baked into the rules.

[u/flowerafterflower → u/Blaze_1013]

The part that's baked into the rules are the predefined tokens like food, treasures, clues, etc, so that if an effect says "make a food token" the game immediately knows what that means. It's just not written in such a way that it applies to the entire subtype.

[u/mariomaniac432 → u/Blaze_1013]

An easy way to know when something is or isn't an implicit ability of a subtype is the use of reminder text. If this was an implicit ability of food, the sac to gain life effect would be reminder text, much like the mana abilities on non-basic lands with basic land types.

[u/Ok_Community_383 → u/Blaze_1013]

It doesn't though. It's a design constraint on food now, but there's nothing requiring it to have that. It can be a food without 2 t sac gain 3.

[u/Blaze_1013 → u/Ok_Community_383]

You’re right that we do have food without the gain 3. That said every food still has some form of “sac gain life” so I imagine that’s still the issue for why they wouldn’t.

[u/knight_of_solamnia → u/Ok_Community_383]

This might be the only food that's a crime... jokes aside wizards seems to really want their non token versions of the evergreen tokens to have the activated ability. *

[u/CrossXhunteR → u/knight_of_solamnia]

This might be the only food that's a crime

There are a number of Foods that can do crimes already.

[u/Ok_Community_383 → u/knight_of_solamnia]

Sure. And that's fine. But they seem to break the rule for other cards.

[u/theclumsyninja → u/Ok_Community_383]

[[Hot Soup]] is my Voltron pet card. I’ll never take it out.

[u/meh1997]

We got Picard’s tea, now we need Sisko’s Raktajino (or his gumbo) and Janeway’s Coffee

[u/GearBrain → u/meh1997]

Both would be the same thing as OP's card, except the choices would be:

Janeway's Coffee - untap target creature

Sisko's Raktajino - put a +1/+1 counter on target creature

[u/wubrgess → u/meh1997]

There's [[coffee in that nebula]]

[u/ThaddeusJP → u/wubrgess]

coffee in that nebula (3 colorless)

When coffee in that nebula enters play, any user with [[Consider the Prime Directive]] in their grave yard loses the game. User gains 3 life.

[u/mtgcf → u/ThaddeusJP]

Consider the Prime Directive - (G) (SF) (txt)

[u/Dick_kicker_jones → u/meh1997]

What about Bortus' 500 cigarettes?

[u/alchemyprime → u/Dick_kicker_jones]

Wrong franchise but now I want an Orville secret lair

[u/ClearChocobo → u/Dick_kicker_jones]

Damn you, i was having a drink of water when I read this comment. Almost made a fool of myself at work!

[u/noahconstrictor95 → u/meh1997]

I still wanna know what the hell they were putting into that Raktajino, cause I need some myself, caffeine ain't doing it anymore.

[u/br_onson → u/meh1997]

Gimmie some of Damar’s Canar

[u/MasterXaios → u/br_onson]

"A human drink. It's called Root Beer."

[u/bokchoykn → u/meh1997]

Jake and Nog's Yamok Sauce. 5000 wrappages of it.

[u/Crimson_Raven]

"However, no one knew quite why it did this because it invariably delivered a cupful of liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea."

[u/byllz → u/Crimson_Raven]

Wrong UB.

[u/Crimson_Raven → u/byllz]

I know, but the reference was too funny to pass up

[u/Farva5]

A food token you can also throw in the face of your opponents to burn them? Sounds about right

[u/RandomTO24 → u/Farva5]

Well, it's not a token

[u/shidekigonomo]

Early Grey, as opposed to the late, great Earl Grey.

[u/ZoraDomainTaken]

Are we getting a 500 cigarettes card too?

[u/Numerous-Ad-8080 → u/ZoraDomainTaken]

What does a cigarette do? 1, tap, sacrifice, deal 1 damage to yourself?

[u/Floormonitor → u/ZoraDomainTaken]

My exact thought

[u/overbread → u/ZoraDomainTaken]

I feel like Star Trek has enough fodder for a meme SL

[u/ElceeCiv → u/ZoraDomainTaken]

You Find An Alligator In The Cargo Bay gonna be a 1st pick uncommon

[u/Clown_Nightmare1]

This is 100% going on my hot dog cart with my many pizzas, and my bagel and shmear.

[u/noahhisacoolname]

I don’t know a lot about the format, but I feel like pauper will like this? Cantrip food token that can also hit your opponent’s face seems good.

[u/Skunk668 → u/noahhisacoolname]

If a deck can find a specific reason to want the damage (like looping it for lethal) then maybe. As is I think there are similar cards that offer a better rate, like [[Candy Trail]] and [[Lembas]].

[u/kinbeat → u/noahhisacoolname]

It's worse lembas, I don't think the 2 damage is worth exchanging for the shuffling and scry of the first

[u/BreakerOfModpacks]

Tea, Earl Grey, Meaty.

(Or, There's Always A Relevant xkcd)

[u/BismuthPerson → u/BreakerOfModpacks]

Tea, Earl Grey, Tea for him too.

[u/tachiKC]

I’m really hoping we also get a “coffee, black” for Janeway

[u/YouCanChangeItRight]

[[Food Fight]] would be proud.

[u/TheFirstRedditWoman]

strictly better than [[instant ramen]]

missing flash, duh

[u/gredman9 → u/TheFirstRedditWoman]

Please, this doesn't even have Flash.

[u/Flyer-Beast → u/TheFirstRedditWoman]

It's not as instant!

[u/IZ3820]

This is healthy for limited, I like this version of a food card. Finishing someone off with tea to the face is now my goal if I do prerelease.

[u/Machdame]

[u/bentnai1]

Ah. The latest addition to Safron Olive's "Guy eating sandwich" and other pedestrian things deck.

[u/The-Pokedex]

They Better Make 500 Cigarettes. This is a need.

[u/shumpitostick]

There's something about this type of card that irks me even more than the usual UB stuff that has nothing to do with Magic.

[u/franticsheep → u/shumpitostick]

I hate this with a scalding hot passion

[u/dejaojas → u/shumpitostick]

i get what you mean but we occasionally get stuff like [[carrot cake]] and [[hot soup]] in-universe, too

[u/SignificantCats → u/dejaojas]

My official opinion is that Hot Soup rules, because its a joke that its unbelievably hot, and carrot cake sucks, because its just a cake that brings all the buns to your yard.

[u/CyclopsIsRight13]

Man wtf is this

[u/YetifromtheSerengeti]

WOTC is just playing in our faces at this point.

[u/HungryRaven4 → u/YetifromtheSerengeti]

You're getting downvoted, and I get it. People are allowed to like what they like, but I agree, MTG is losing the fucking plot

[u/rccrisp]

Can I finally make molten liquid typal with this, [[Hot Soup]], [[Instant Ramen]] and [[Boil]]?

[u/Gijora → u/rccrisp]

I saw with you right up to the last card, Satan

[u/Zwirbs]

Meme cards are what I hate most about UB. This is so fucking stupid

[u/dejaojas → u/Zwirbs]

too many meme cards has been the bane of all recent sets, UB or otherwise

[u/stormofcrows69]

I genuinely can't tell what are real and what are custom/joke cards anymore

[u/Jaebird0388]

Missed opportunity to have the name also be the subtype line.

[u/Korlus]

This will have legs in Pauper.

[u/strionic_resonator]

I guess we're all Sonya Gomez now, spilling our hot drinks on people.

[u/RecklessDeliverance]

More fodder for my [[Ragost]] deck.

Nice.

[u/mtgcf → u/RecklessDeliverance]

Ragost - (G) (SF) (txt)

[u/Saintbaba]

Are you telling me this tea is so hot it can kill a grizzly bear?

[u/Raccooncritic]

Destroyed by [500 Cigarettes]

[u/Arch__Stanton]

How many non-legendary permanents have a comma in their name?

How many cards have two? Is this the first?

[u/binaryeye → u/Arch__Stanton]

How many cards have two? Is this the first?

Looks like Mine, Mine, Mine! was the first. Fear, Fire, Foes! outside of silver border.

[u/tobsecret]

Too bad it's not jasmine tea - would have gone great into an Iroh deck. 

[u/Kwinza]

I think I love this card.

2 damage because you threw a hot drink on them or 3 life because mmm tea.

[u/Maloth_Warblade]

Guess I'm gonna have Squall drink some tea

[u/MaeDay01]

500 cigarettes

[u/kupocake]

Huge implications for understanding how the mathematics of the real world relate to that of the MTG world. Now we just need to throw scalding cups of tea at people and we can discover how many hitpoints the average person has.

[u/SunChaoJun]

So if this sets the standard, would a McDonald's coffee be worth 2 damage or more

[u/TheHeavyMetalNerd]

As a genuine earl grey lover, this is going in every single deck I build forever. ☕

[u/CactuarJoe]

Every UB set feeds [[Ragost]]

[u/VertuteTheCat]

Drink the tea, or throw it in somebody's face. This is the greatest card design of all time. No notes.

[u/authoridad]

I wish it went back into your library after sac like [[Lembas]], since you can just replicate another one later.

[u/vixemp3]

Perfect for my [[Oswald Fiddlebender]] and [[Monument to Endurance]] edh deck

[u/USB_FIELD_MOUSE]

This goes in my hobbit deck

[u/Bromelia_and_Bismuth]

Omg, I'm laughing at the idea of having the option to either drink it or splash it on someone else's face.

[u/derteeje]

why did we not have this in avatar xD

[u/Darkarcheos]

Pocket Tea

[u/Raleldor_Jax]

Is this a dilemma?

[u/DrArman]

Peak magic

[u/Abacus118]

I really didn't expect Food variants to have this much range, but they keep pulling it off.

[u/All_will_be_Juan]

Now to figure out a conviluted combo deck to either animate the tea and make it a 99/99 with myriad or make so many copies and so much mana I can tea to the face all of my opponents down

[u/kinbeat]

Most likely worse than lembas, but might be worth trying in food pestilence

[u/scalebirds]

S-tier card for [[Missy]] This art specifically

[u/Quidfacis_]

Much better alternative to [[Pyrite Spellbomb]] for Eggs.

[u/dotcaIm]

Banger

[u/Khajo]

Relevant xkcd

[u/tw1zt84]

They need "Prune Juice, A Warrior's Drink"

[u/verdutre]

I guess in the far future cup of tea becomes historic things 

[u/SellsBodyForGP]

[u/Nutsnboldt]

If I make a copy of this that’s a token, does that trigger [[academy manufactor]]?

[u/Arborus → u/Nutsnboldt]

Manufactor isn't a trigger, but yes. You'd instead make a Clue, Food, and Treasure token instead of a token copy.

[u/Root_Veggie]

When are we getting Gagh?

[u/MohawkRex]

Someone's gonna kill my Alesha in EDH with freaking tea, man.

[u/Gargle_Fritz]

Lol, I Kinda want to Reskin this as Dwarven Bread from Discworld...

[u/ButlerShurkbait]

That is an amazing choice of leaf

[u/emmens]

Growing up on TNG. this makes me unreasonably happy.

[u/Wagllgaw]

Need to kill a grizzly bear, have you tried throwing hot tea at it?

[u/daverapp]

Can someone who's been paying more attention to recent magic design tell me if this is the first case of a "food" that was in fact a drink?

[u/Crafty_Creeper64]

Soup, no bowl

[u/Xeipher2]

A great card to proxy as "500 Cigarettes"

[u/Ok_Mammoth5292]

Easily countered with Stellar Cartography

[u/professorrev]

The implication of this quote is that one day the replicator gave him cold tea and he will Not let it forget about it

[u/Hereiamhereibe2]

Does it deal 2 damage because I am throwing hot tea at someone? I love it

[u/aqjacobs]

the title line should be italicized like flavor text

[u/Ratjar142]

It wasn't the bagel, it wasn't the hot dog cart, it was this one. This was the card that made me leave mtg. I hate UB so fucking much. Wizards, your greed has ruined a once great game. 

[u/LaCiDarem]

Food must be the most supported subtype as of UB.

[u/ohako79]

It’s a shame you can’t run this through the [[Replicator]].

[u/Old_Marionberry3791]

Wizards says drinks are food.