r/lovethissmug • u/hater_parrot • 1h ago

😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope 😂 Posts that escalate quickly

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u/Catsanddoges 1h ago

I have no strong feelings one way or the other about this

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u/Lady_Lya_626 1h ago

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

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u/Catsanddoges 1h ago

No I got the heart after a transplant. 

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u/rat_with_a_knife 1h ago

Can confirm I was the donor. I don't know how I'm here, I try not to think too hard about it

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u/Petrichor0110_Alt Merkava Enthusiast 1h ago

Blood pressure would kill is person instantly

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u/desmond_humes23 47m ago

Didn't you read their username? They have a knife, what the fuck is "Blood pressure" gonna do, get stabbed? Idiot

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u/Prudent-Sugar4665 47m ago

from neutral king?

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u/favorthebold 1h ago

If I don't survive, tell my wife hello

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u/Responsible-Bat-7922 1h ago

No no, he got a heart full of humans

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u/IndividualRadio1919 1h ago

I am convinced this is a reference to that one Phineas and Ferb Christmas special in which Dr. Doofenshmirtz cannot bring himself to hate Christmas, but I cannot prove it.

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u/KingOfAllTurtles 1h ago

So you hate pancakes?

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u/Pteraxii 40m ago

I can't believe OP told us to piss on the poor.

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u/acrazyguy 1h ago

Tell my wife I said, "Hello."

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u/lyraava 53m ago

i don’t know if this one has been posted here yet, but it’s one of my favorite tweets of all time

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u/HermTheVillager 51m ago

I low-key agree with the Technician, but yeah

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u/Awes12 8m ago

If you lived, nothing in my death would change

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u/Hiphopapocalyptic 13m ago

if you died nothing in my life would change

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u/0utcast9851 9m ago

This was funnier two minutes ago when it was true, but my download speed killed the joke

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u/Free-Virus-9974 11m ago

That's a damn good looking pizza

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u/Degostorm 1h ago

wdym these blow up in your mouth when you bite into them are you guys eating bombs

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u/screaminwombat 1h ago

Only the jelly filled ones

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u/LisaBlueDragon 34m ago

I end up taking little bites until I find the filling and then lick all of the filling from the cave before I eat the rest of the donut

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u/NagashStos 23m ago

Same but with hemorrhoids

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u/Degostorm 22m ago

me too but with my own hemorrhoids

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u/HammyJWill 9m ago

terrible. take a lap

edit: let me rephrase that

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u/Pristine-Lie-3560 1h ago edited 10m ago

Chocolate filled is an option? Holy shit

Edit: mods removed a comment calling me an “enemy of Christ”. Clearly they’ve never heard the joke.

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u/lilaccheesecake 1h ago

When you escape the same basic donut flavors, youd be suprised what you can find..

Polish donuts are my favorite. Pączki. Rich yeast donuts filled with custard or jam typically. They are to die for 🫠

Just bite on the side where the donut was filled so as to not have it cream everywhere

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u/liltone829b 54m ago

yeah like me

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u/treehann 15m ago

When I had pączki I finally discovered a filled donut that I actually liked

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u/ElonsMuskyFeet 1h ago

Dont look!! DONT LOOK. It is not an option that you can ask for at some local mom and pop bakeries!! Dont make the mistakes ive made!

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u/Pristine-Lie-3560 1h ago

Bro went to ‘nam for chocolate donuts 💀

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u/Goldeniccarus 40m ago

A lotta good men died getting those donuts

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u/Positive-Rice2133 28m ago

Man, I’ve had a maple donut with bacon on it! Anything is possible
Yes, I’m American lmao

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u/Silent-Cable-9882 19m ago

That shit didn’t originate in Canada? I guess New England is crazy for maple too.

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u/Emotional-Jacket1940 58m ago

Shipley is available in several US states and they are my go-to donuts. They have chocolate stuffed, chocolate DOUGH (with all stuffings available), marshmallow fluff stuffed, tons of fruit stuffing, a nice thick whipped cream, Bavarian cream. If you have one near you, HIGHLY recommend.

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u/Pizza_Requiem 33m ago

You didn't know? I don't know how it is where you live but it's by far the most common filling for... Every pastry ever where I live.

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u/Chibirin26 52m ago

Lucky 10,000! I used to eat one weekly...

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u/leee_17 56m ago

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u/PaceSecond 26m ago

Mint?

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u/Hiphopapocalyptic 15m ago

talkin about some fuckin mint ice cream

Nugget we're sending you to hell

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u/Prestigious-Mark1186 25m ago

Yeah that works too

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u/Prestigious-Mark1186 29m ago

Pistachio is RIGHT THERE

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u/ScrantzScratch 26m ago

I misread cocoa as "color" at first and was thoroughly confused lol

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u/LocalLadyListerine 24m ago

well now i wanna try some pear ice cream. what the hell would that even taste like

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u/Puzzled-River-3998 22m ago

I’ve had it before, it’s fine. It’s a sorbet tho, not an ice cream. It tastes like pear.

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u/NegativeGrocery8684 1h ago

wheres the other post about this specific donut

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u/NegativeGrocery8684 1h ago

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u/Immediate-Location28 1h ago

gayest experience of my life. and i fuck dudes

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u/Fiweezer 1h ago

Not possible. Nobody on this site gets play.

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u/No-Heart-2811 1h ago

I get lost of play...

with ya MOM

(I'm only doing my part for the post)

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u/SadKat002 33m ago

Is that why i like these donuts so much? Damn

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u/Twist_Ending03 1h ago

Holy shit

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u/BedroomHistorical575 39m ago

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u/HomeauxPomeaux 14m ago

The day I bite into a donut and it menstruates in my mouth I’m shooting up the block.

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u/mouseynaides 1h ago

I never knew these existed, but they look yummy af

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u/TheDoctor1102 1h ago

They are so good, don't listen to the propaganda

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u/breezadao 1h ago

Shut up neptune you aren't even a cool blue.

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u/Maniacal-Blueberry 1h ago

I keep giggling at your pfp, am I tired lmao

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u/n0na6077 53m ago

Did you guys 👀👀 see that 👀👀

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u/Therealduckking 1h ago

They’re an extremely decadent food but they’re very tasty

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u/Mindless-Ninja-3321 38m ago

They're so heavy that one is probably the whole breakfast, so sweet that you should probably be done eating for the whole day, but so good that you'll probably eat anither anyway.

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u/Duck_of_destruction6 1h ago

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u/ColorfulStarset 42m ago

I’ve been looking at this for a couple of minutes and it hasn’t even moved. I’m starting to think you’re a sick freak that gets off on misleading well-intentioned people like me.

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u/OkAsk6395 40m ago

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u/pobredireitista 39m ago

He had it coming tbf

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u/BingusTheStupid I love you all ❤️ 1h ago

Jelly fill is genuinely so peak

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u/Summonest 1h ago

Legit tho. A nice tart jelly in a soft donut is my favorite kind.

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u/SousVideButt 58m ago

It’s guaranteed to make me feel like shit immediately after, but I will never turn down a jelly filled donut.

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u/MintyBarrettM95 [Enby?] DM Me Art of Robots & Mechas! 1h ago

if i bite into a donut and it has jam filling im going to kill myself

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u/Boots_McCool 1h ago

Not if I kill you first buddy

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u/Diabocal 1h ago

your life probably isn't worth much anyway

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u/MintyBarrettM95 [Enby?] DM Me Art of Robots & Mechas! 1h ago

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u/Piixerr 48m ago

You are important and you matter, every breath and every step you take have meaning, even if you don't notice it. But yeah, your taste in food is shit.

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u/MintyBarrettM95 [Enby?] DM Me Art of Robots & Mechas! 46m ago

let me eat like a medieval peasant goddamn it

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u/Piixerr 34m ago

No, you will eat like a medival monarch from central Europe and you will like it.

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u/Fit_Assignment_8800 1h ago

Rodion why are you so fat, Memphi tips over everytime you enter

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u/SomeCrows 1h ago

What's your problem pal

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u/MintyBarrettM95 [Enby?] DM Me Art of Robots & Mechas! 58m ago

ME SEE BREAD

ME EXPECT BREAD

BITE IN

NOT BREAD

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u/lewd_username334 33m ago

Boy you are gonna hate sandwiches

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u/joonie_Bee Yo gaby this is the surgeon 53m ago

Good thing it's jelly and not jam. Phew!

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u/0-29 56m ago

I’m sorry your taste buds are shit

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u/Rough-Sense-70 1h ago

I love devouring donuts that have the jelly fill inside it

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u/Konkyupon 54m ago

The jelly filled ones are my favorite.

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u/Ill_Attorney_389 31m ago

Nothing beats a jelly filled donut.

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u/Twist_Ending03 1h ago

I don't recall ever having one

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u/AlphaBeaverYuh_1 36m ago

It’s not really related but I just wanted to share one of my favorite tweets of all time

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u/Content_Debate7988 25m ago

apandah mention

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u/KateBishopPrivateEye 1h ago

Pastries and sweets that are not fruit based should not have fillings that aren't like vanilla/chocolate/semen/pastry based

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u/Railrosty 1h ago

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u/BrendanAS 50m ago

Don't worry, these rules allow elephant semen.

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u/Railrosty 46m ago

Ah thanks that answersed my question.

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u/KlausVonLechland 1h ago

Pastry based filling? That's weird, like what?

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u/Gay-Space-Pirate 53m ago

Mmm... "sea men"

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u/OtakuOran 22m ago

I see men, I eat it.

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u/Equivalent_Phase3278 59m ago

Yo we are not gonna ignore that bro

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u/SadKat002 52m ago

No because literally what is that person's problem?? Donuts with filling are like the pinnacle of confections, but if you don't like them that just leaves more for those of us that do

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u/JayedSkier 48m ago

Transphobia. The quote tweeter is trans and the reply is from a bigot. It's not about their opinions and this is not an "escalation' post, it's just hate speech.

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u/LadnavIV 43m ago

Oh, so that’s what that flag means

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u/Wulph422 40m ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/SadKat002 44m ago

Jesus fucking Christ. God we can't have shit huh

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u/YouIllustrious6379 41m ago

What?? 😭

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u/goldengamer2345 31m ago

They're transphobes, they will always find a way to turn anything into how much they hate people they've never even met...

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u/YouIllustrious6379 30m ago

But I don't see anything abt trans people just someone's crap take on donuts

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u/goldengamer2345 29m ago

Yeah, but the person who posted originally is apparently trans (they presumably have it in their bio or smth, you couldn't pay me to go on twitter) so the transphobes must scream

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u/indieplants 10m ago

no. there's nothing like that on the post. why do you believe everything you see on the internet and then parrot it without verifying lmaoo

the tweet went viral and had many super melodramatic responses and nowhere in their profile or tweets does it mention they're trans or gay or hetero or even a person at all. it's just anime all the way down. stop it

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u/indieplants 14m ago

me when I spread misinformation and get upvoted

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u/Iryls 9m ago

do you think a transphobe has bluesky in their handle lol

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u/Hot_Finding_9747 33m ago

Maybe it's about donuts

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u/Effective-Turn-9103 45m ago

let me guess you like gushers too, enjoy all the liquid squirt sugar the world has to offer

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u/SadKat002 43m ago

You're not gonna believe this, but I actually do enjoy gushers lmao

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u/CryptographerNo923 27m ago

Nerds Juicy Gummy Clusters are the Platonic ideal of candy. They can stop making new candy now, they figured out candy.

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u/Effective-Turn-9103 38m ago

haha ill leave em all on the shelves for you to snag, enjoy, and thanks for cleaning up the worlds mess! haha

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u/mrstretchb4ureach 9m ago

Gushers are awesome. And I will defend this statement regardless of the amount of cavities that are in my teeth while doing it.

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u/AButHed 50m ago

You genuinely think you deserve to eat and it's actually crazy to me

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u/SadKat002 48m ago

Look man if god didn't want me to enjoy the various delicacies this world has to offer he wouldn't have let me live this long

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u/kickinbucket 30m ago

pinnacle of confections

What a massive overstatement. Acting like cookies and ice cream don't exist. Also give me a fresh bog standard glazed donut over that jelly filled bullshit any day of the week.

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u/SadKat002 26m ago

That's fair. I guess they're just higher up on my list than other stuff

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 13m ago

that's fair

Bro you should've told him to kill himself

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u/Electrical_Fault_365 40m ago

I think a lot of it is that people haven't had a good fresh one.

That said, I haven't regularly eaten filled doughnuts since I've had  Pączki. One day I'll find a place that makes them fresh and ascend to another plane.

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u/khonsu_27 25m ago

I stand with the op as I am also not a fan of donuts with filling, so you can have mine.

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u/Miles_PerHour67 17m ago

I feel like some over stuff their donuts.
But chocolate, I’m a sucker for chocolate.

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u/Dodo1610 1h ago edited 1h ago

Widerwertiges Barbarenpack, die Teile heißen Berliner und sind essenzieller Teil der deutschen Kultur!

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u/Dull_Attention5150 1h ago

Ich bin ein berliner or sum shi

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u/LorpHagriff 1h ago

Ik ging net 't zelfde zeggen, wat lult iedereen hier nou das nimmer te nooit een donut manmanman. Lijkt er niet eens op. Hier heten ze ook gwn berliner bollen. Maar tja dat heb je met die oelewappers uit de staten hé

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u/Hammod1 50m ago

Ich verstehe auch gar nicht wieso man auf die Idee kommt sie dann Donut zu nennen, zumal es ja schon was sehr anderes ist

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u/StC_2844 1h ago

Krapfen für mich aber Berliner lass ich auch noch durchgehen. Und hört auf die Scheiß Füllung Jelly zu nennen! Es hat gute, schöne Hagebutten Marmelade zu sein!

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u/British-Raj 1h ago

mmm... boston cream donuts

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u/Themata81 57m ago

Its so peak, you have to hate food to think it tastes bad

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u/Responsible-Bat-7922 1h ago

Genuinely why is it inside?? What are they trying to hide?? Why would you like to me??!!!

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u/Round-Meal1409 1h ago edited 30m ago

depends on the filling man, i dont like jam or whatever it is filling

i hate when the only powdered or glazed donuts i dont remember which are jam filled

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u/Imuta_811 1h ago

Same, for some reason my body just rejects jam filled things, it’s so hard to eat them

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u/HoverLogic 53m ago

As a fan of Boston cream… how dare you

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u/Automatic-Syrup-3550 1h ago

This is the peak of comedy to me. That instant escalation from 0 to 100 will always make me laugh no matter how inappropriate or fucked up it would be to laugh

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u/Horror_Cap4572 1h ago

Boston Creams are my favorite 😊

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u/PrimalZodiac 59m ago

The reaction i get when people realize i'm trans :(

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u/OkString8170 53m ago

“Do you like my silly hat?” “You are an enemy of Christ” (I can’t post images someone find it)

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u/PrimalZodiac 52m ago

Yep, i don't even tell people its just in my bio

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u/JayedSkier 49m ago

That's what happened in the original post apparently. They don't care about their opinion of doughnuts, they're just a hateful bigot.

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u/PrimalZodiac 48m ago

I'm used to it by this point

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u/goldengamer2345 37m ago

Just don't forget, it's a loud minority of horrible people

You're 100% valid and deserve to be who you truly are <3

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u/PrimalZodiac 36m ago

I try, i try I just kinda suck at life so i'm a decade behind on development and it sucks because there is no hope for me to get better

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u/goldengamer2345 35m ago

There always is, I promise

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u/PrimalZodiac 34m ago

I can dream

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u/goldengamer2345 33m ago

You can do it, I believe in you!

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u/khonsu_27 7m ago

Well I love you. Just don't give up! I'm gay, not trans, but otherwise I probably share a lot of your feelings, such as hopelessness. Life has been a struggle for a long time. I'm getting old and moving into the 2nd half of life now, but I'm still working on it! I'm even trying out a new psychiatrist next week... again... can't hurt to try, I guess. Safe travels!

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u/PrimalZodiac 7m ago

Godspeed friend

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u/Guardbjorn 56m ago

Dang that really sucks. I hope life gets better for you

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u/Significant_Path_532 43m ago

Is it really that bad? I’m just getting into this stuff myself so

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u/PrimalZodiac 41m ago

Depends on what internet circles you're in, but yeah, bigots and transphobia are everywhere

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u/Significant_Path_532 40m ago

:(

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u/PrimalZodiac 37m ago

Just find a place or a group you know is safe, and stay safe out there.

Remember that most of these bigots aren't standing on principals, they're standing on hate, and you can safely ignore anything they say and block them

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u/AlpacaWizardMan 1h ago

I don’t got my glasses on and the donut on the right genuinely looked like a mollusk for a bit

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u/Large-Big8879 1h ago

Reminds me of recently when I asked someone how them being Puerto Rican was relevant and they told me to kms

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u/Falyur 53m ago

"yeah I love ribs, but I'd like it better if all that meat wasn't in the way"

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u/Specific_Ad1457 1h ago

If I couldn’t get filled donuts I don't think id even like donuts.

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u/The_sad_zebra 57m ago

I don't eat cake donuts unless they're filled.

Regular glazed yeast donuts are awesome though.

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u/Darthplagueis13 47m ago

OK, but if you're using strawberry jam, you're an absolute heathen. Raspberry is where it's at for donuts. Strawberry is for sandwiches.

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u/FLYSWATTER_93 123 plae ground stret 42m ago

The strawberry filled ones are my favorite XP

ⓘ This user is now dead.

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u/Dubious_Anteater66 41m ago

Rest in pieces omg 💔💔

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u/ReallycoolFloopa 1h ago

Dulce de leche filled donuts my beloved

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u/mosspatchy 1h ago

Anyone else bite an opening and squeeze the filling out and then eat it to stop the jam chokage

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u/Skreamie 1h ago

Best ones I've had ones that are filled with cold, dense whipped cream and jam

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u/Lucy_Gucey 51m ago

I want lemon filled 🤤

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u/Tiny-Click-4626 48m ago

This is Boston creme erasure.

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u/Usedname1511 34m ago

those are not donuts, there is not hole

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u/Used-Salad-3772 55m ago

They're right donuts with filling are nasty.

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u/AButHed 47m ago

You're correct. You do deserve to live

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u/treehann 25m ago edited 19m ago

In a workplace when people buy donuts by the dozen, it’s always the filled ones that are leftover at the end. Lucky for people who like them but it pisses me off when I get to the box late and I have to curse whoever ordered them. Even worse people are frequently putting like 3-4 of them in a dozen when there are usually like 20 donut flavors and most of them would have been a better choice. Grrr

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u/Jinzo126 45m ago

I kinda agree, filled donuts are a abomination (in my opinion) but i don't judge others for there choice in donuts.

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u/Alternative_Sugar_85 I LOVE BAXTER STOCKMAN 🪰 (Vox and Stolas too) 1h ago

I hate jelly and any type of fruit or berries to be paired with pastries unless it's banana so chocolate filled

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u/BadMeatPuppet 1h ago

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u/Alternative_Sugar_85 I LOVE BAXTER STOCKMAN 🪰 (Vox and Stolas too) 1h ago

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u/Vilhelmssen1931 48m ago

I agree, I’m not a victorian orphan, when I want something sweet fruit ain’t moving the needle for me

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u/catapon 1h ago

Valid response

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u/iwatchtrazhaldayy 1h ago

At first I thought it was going to say “you don’t deserve love” and felt that was efficient. I haven’t been arguing on the internet correctly.