r/lovethissmug • • 18h ago

miscellaneous Mundane thing acted as a horrifying fact

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u/nestrooo 18h ago

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u/Quarkonium2925 14h ago

Big if true

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u/Maleficent_Gap7756 11h ago

True if big

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u/A_Neko_C 13h ago

This made me laught more than it should 

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u/sadnuggetman420 18h ago

Every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes

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u/NovaStar2099 17h ago

NOOOOOOOOO 😭

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u/iwantdatpuss 17h ago

The whole dihydrogen monoxide scare.

I can't believe we let a scary chemical like dihydrogen monoxide be as widespread as it is that we let children drink them. It causes iron to rust because it's so reactive. 

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u/snakeygirl 17h ago

Submerge someone in dihydrogen monoxide for over 3 minutes and they’ll likely die. Coincidence?

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u/-xXgioXx- 15h ago

good thing children don't have any iron inside them

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u/MrMonkey20000 18h ago

100% of people who breathe air end up dying one day

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u/Ok-Poetry-2191 love my chuck angry bird mug 18h ago

game

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u/King_from_the_left 16h ago

I gift this to you

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u/Sufficient_Tutor7541 16h ago

Airdropping this to people having a drink at the café

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u/temmo_ 15h ago

makes you piss with mind

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u/Ok-Poetry-2191 love my chuck angry bird mug 16h ago

that makes me

happee

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u/King_from_the_left 16h ago

It makes a yellow tear run down my pants

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u/beartheperson 10h ago

FUCK YOU MADE ME LOSE THE GAME

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u/Lebog_bruhh sister mei worshipper 12h ago

how is this "just a mundane thing" thats a genuinely horrifying fact

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u/R3D0IT_US3R 12h ago

Dihydrogen monoxide in the water to make you produce urine

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u/Satorwave 12h ago

Iearned this fact from an electrician

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u/originalmicrousb 37m ago

it was simple

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u/ostrich_lover1998 17h ago

Every night your brain paralyzes your body and forces you to vividly hallucinate for eight hours

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u/_Goose_ 18h ago

I think it’s the force. They use rushing spring water because it has more of the forces than sitting still water.

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u/Lord_Of_The_Tortoise 17h ago

It's that damn dihydrogen monoxide poisoning us all 🤬

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u/Cat_Player0 13h ago

they’re in conspiracy with evil companies to sell more toilets

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u/lolnoizcool 12h ago

They are putting something in the water to make you forget

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u/Foxzzzzz_ 18h ago

I think that would be the water

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u/DeathNick 18h ago

Let's add that to the words of wisdom

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u/pandaplace1 16h ago

We are checking

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u/Devlord1o1 17h ago

Dont drink the water… they put something in it to make you pee

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u/lolnoizcool 12h ago

They are putting something in the water to make you forget

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u/Akiira2 16h ago

I just found this sub and it is definitely one of the subs I have found lately

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u/Avalanche_Snows 6h ago

BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE - THE INVISIBLE KILLER! Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year.

What are the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide? Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there.

Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance.

For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen Monoxide Facts is also known as hydric acid, and is the major component of acid rain. contributes to the Greenhouse Effect. may cause severe burns. contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape. accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals. may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes. has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients. Dihydrogen Monoxide Alerts Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions! Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. In the midwest alone DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage.

Dihydrogen Monoxide Uses Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

as an industrial solvent and coolant. in nuclear power plants. in the production of styrofoam. as a fire retardant. in many forms of cruel animal research. in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical. as an additive in certain junk-foods and other food products. Stop the horror - Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

THE HORROR MUST BE STOPPED!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its importance to the economic health of this nation. In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

IT'S NOT TOO LATE!

Act NOW to prevent further contamination. Find out more about this dangerous chemical. What you don't know CAN hurt you and others throughout the world.

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u/SadKat002 5h ago

Please tell me you came up with this by yourself or that it's an old copypasta because holy shit this is peak 😭

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u/Avalanche_Snows 5h ago

It's a copypasta, I can't always come up with original stuff, i'm deeply sorry😔

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u/TheLastPeanut_ 7h ago

If you're still drinking Dihydrogen Monoxide in the big 2026 then that's on you smh

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u/The7Skys 15h ago

Is that a rabbit or a cat?

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u/zepherth 12h ago

No... They put something in you that makes you pee.

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u/Gaynundwarf 9h ago

It's piss. Your body cannot handle it like Bear Grylls can so it instinctively gets it out of your system by pissing the piss out.

Truly frightening