r/lovethissmug • u/Peanut_butter_19 • 13d ago
š» Meme Or Other Online Trope š Kira never being let off the hook
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u/jikukoblarbo 13d ago
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u/script_notes_plz 13d ago
This is unrelated but contractually, part of the deal that got Sony the film rights to Spider-Man requires Peter Parker to be a straight white male and can never drop an F bomb. Itās a meta joke of the mid-credit scenes in Homecoming and Far From Home with the F bomb being cut off (I know one was aunt May).
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u/monster_smoocher 13d ago
bro has never heard of different interpretations
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u/-Mister-Hyde 13d ago
Isn't there literal pages worth of rules Spider-Man writers has to abide by including his sexuality? I remember he Isn't allowed to drink or smoke without wearing the symbiote but I can't 100% remember if they ever touched on who he's allowed to be attracted to
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u/GONKworshipper 12d ago
Yeah, Peter Parker can't be anything but straight. But they can make other Spider-Men with different names that are gay
Also funny anecdote, Symbiote Spider-Man is allowed to sell people drugs
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u/-Mister-Hyde 12d ago
Is he allowed to have different gender identities? Can we have genderfluid Spider-Pronouns?
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u/GONKworshipper 12d ago
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u/IKnowNameOftMSoI 12d ago
- male
So no Spider Gwen?
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u/Careless_Dreamer 11d ago
Sheās her own character. Like we canāt have a Petra Parker for Earth-616, but anywhere else is fair game.
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u/mistermasterbates 12d ago
Didn't he have a canon daughter with deadpool though?
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u/Firestar_119 13d ago
I forgot to mention it...
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u/amhira-of-rain 13d ago
The exact phrasing of i recall correctly was āspider man cannot be portrayed as homosexual unless that alter ego has previously been portrayed as homosexualā
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u/Glub__Glub 13d ago
Im pretty sure that those rules are for Peter Parker, not Spider-Man. Those rules apply to Peter Parker Spider-Man, but not other Spider-Men. I could be completely off the mark tho
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u/SeveralFrenchToast 13d ago
what?
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u/monster_smoocher 13d ago
"this character can't be x because the original writers... " when talking about one of the characters with most variants ever in fiction across literally hundreds of different media and stories
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u/tommynestcepas 13d ago
That's not a different interpretation tho, that's just an established multiverse, plus the tweet not understanding what the creator actually said. Stan Lee said the original Spiderman wasn't gay because he wasn't written as such and shouldn't be made to be something he's not, which is what Kira was referring to. But, as you say, they are multiple Spidermen, and there are gay ones amongst them.
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u/TheRaiOh 12d ago
There's a difference between writing a different version of spider-man as gay than making original 616 spider man suddenly change sexuality. Spider-Man is honestly the best example of how you could write a gay Peter Parker who is just in a different timeline and not have to retcon anything or mess it up.
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u/DerpyLemonReddit 13d ago
"anyone can wear the mask" ~ THE FUCKING COMIC ITSELF
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u/Quarksideofthemoon 13d ago
Literally not the comic, that's from the movie, and refers to something entirely different. He's obviously talking about Peter Parker.
I don't even agree with him but come on
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u/Entire-Aerie-9931 13d ago
Stan Lee himself said that "He could be ANYBODY under that costume"
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u/OneRingToRuleEarth 13d ago
Spider-Man can be gay
Peter Parker cannotStan Lee specifically said that a gay Spider-Man needs to be a new character created specifically to be a gay Spider-Man not just making Peter Queer. Otherwise it would just be lazy representation just to slap a gay label on a preexisting character instead of building a character to be gay and having them deal with issues unique to gay people
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u/Quarksideofthemoon 13d ago
The idea is that you can envision anybody under the mask, not that any alternate characterization can be applied to the predefined Peter Parker character without scrutiny
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u/Successful_Mud8596 11d ago
i bet this guy has some very normal opinions about Miles Morales and Spider-Gwen, thenā¦
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u/EqualCheap2974 13d ago
Imagine
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u/nastycrimegoblin 13d ago
Dragons
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u/van_myron_lego 13d ago
š¶ I'm waking up to ash and dust š¶
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u/2000-2010_enjoyer 13d ago
i wipe my brow
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u/IGetOffToWingTearing 13d ago
And I slap my nuts
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u/JadeMantis13 13d ago
I'm breathing in
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u/Flimsy-Source820 13d ago
If
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u/SirSmoss 13d ago
Men
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u/I_Like_Cats73 13d ago
Had
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u/ev0Iut1on 13d ago
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u/ev0Iut1on 13d ago
Breastfeed
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u/Separate_Key_6304 13d ago
using
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u/Crypto-false 12d ago
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u/MrRagebait101 12d ago
This implies that in an inverse world. Boobs are genitals
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u/wearerofshades 12d ago
People already treat them as such
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u/magos_with_a_glock 11d ago edited 9d ago
Genital is latin for "Involved/related to creation". You can very well argue boobs are genitals.
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u/Calculator-andaCrown 12d ago
I think it should say Twitter for Android, or maybe Blue sky for Android
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u/Mammoth-Ad-3642 13d ago
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u/Wrong-Mouse-6499 Chinese PvZ Comics Guy- Check out r/PlantsVsZombiesManhua! 13d ago edited 13d ago
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u/CoalEater_Elli 13d ago
Wouldn't they breast feed.. with their breasts?
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u/CalmBeneathCastles 13d ago
Captain Brainiac evidently thought funbags are also used to feed babies, not primarily.
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u/Automatic-Week-1733 13d ago
Well, ostensibly they already can. That's why the tweet is a "what if"
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u/ThunderBrine 13d ago
What the hell?
Kira: Imagine if women had vaginas that squirted milk to feed their children.19
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u/Pristine-Lie-3560 13d ago
Different @?
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u/PigeonsInMyPocket 13d ago
It is very easy to change your handle on Twitter.
Edit: and I assume they changed it to try and separate themselves from this very stupid tweet.
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u/Pristine-Lie-3560 13d ago
Ah thank you. I donāt use twitter š
Youād think theyād change the picture too at least?
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u/SorbyGay 13d ago
I would also guess that a different person owns the Kira brand now, cause that seems to be what happens with most of these big twitter accounts
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u/Ember-513 13d ago
Can I have less context please?
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u/that-one-moth 13d ago
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u/PrincessChicken4000 13d ago
too less please add more
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u/PrincessChicken4000 13d ago
this is too much
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u/that-one-moth 13d ago
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u/SuccessfulFinish2843 13d ago
can it be cocks but then the tweet has been deleted pls?
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u/CampFlogGnaw1991 13d ago
kira was a dude this whole time? i guess the name kira i figured itād be a woman
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u/Solnight99 13d ago
"If we can feed inmates, we can feed kids."
If we can feed tech companies subsidies and water massive golf courses and pump billions into data centres, we can feed inmates and kids.
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u/colibri01 13d ago
Aren't golf courses privately owned?
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u/10-4shutthefckupnow 13d ago
Privately owned, publicaly built.
Seriously though, look up the info on golf courses near you. There is a very high chance that you payed for its construction, whether you use it or not.
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u/theaverageaidan 13d ago
There are plenty of public golf courses around, theyre not all private clubs, but yes the golf industry needs a significant overhaul in several areas
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u/Round_Click_8301 13d ago
sadly the message people will get from this is to stop feeding inmates instead of feeding kids
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u/SandyTaintSweat 13d ago
Well, if you stop feeding your slave labour force, they starve to death and can no longer work for you. You need to give your captives at least a little bit of food. Even the Nazis knew that.
The kids can leave and don't benefit rich capitalists all that much.
Even with the most soulless point of view, it still makes sense to feed the inmates low quality food.
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u/did_i_Dune_that 13d ago
So many ways to message this, why "a small outgroup has resources that this important group needs"?
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u/Automatic-Week-1733 13d ago
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u/waaaayupyourbutthole 13d ago
Inmates in the US also usually get billed for every day they're imprisoned, so this isn't exactly the gotcha whoever wrote that thinks it is lol
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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 13d ago
Insane tweet and the refusal to let Kira off the hook for that aside(though Kira should never be let off the hook for that), no child should be hungry at school. Especially since school seems to cost a pretty penny and the children are legally required to go to school. Itās the least they could do with those circumstances.
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u/El_Corbanosky_8 13d ago
Yeah, usually this guy has pretty dogshit takes but this is one example of the broken clock being right on time
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u/Black_Widow_3000 13d ago
Why? Yk stfu is free, we don't need to share every single f thought that comes in our mindsš¤¢
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u/reggienaldsimons 13d ago
"kids should never be hungry at school or payiy"
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u/CalmBeneathCastles 13d ago
I also struggled, then I zoomed in.
"never be hungry, or (have to) pay!!"
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u/get_on_with_life 13d ago
What's the deal with Kira in general? Beyond just the baby tweet.
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u/Dangerous-Pen-5462 13d ago edited 13d ago
Hes probably like elons estranged kid or something. Hes very big on twitter for literally no good reason.
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u/Isntreal1948_ 13d ago
What? Iāve never heard this lore. Care to expand?
Also hasnāt the account been sold several times
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u/Betray-Julia 13d ago
Bonus points for the stupidity of false dichotomy; anybody who is swayed by the argument ājail bad, children goodā is almost 100% certainly a part of the political will that causes such things as kids not being fed to start with.
Edit: idk what/who Kira is lol
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u/gurlwithboobs 13d ago
What if men
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u/shinjidrivekari 13d ago
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u/RainyFlames 13d ago
ppl rly just using this word for anything ur the real larper dipshit
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u/Nocturne3755 13d ago
what did they do again? i keep seeing them but idk what they did
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u/Mountain-Ad9026 will find an excuse to talk about Niko from OneShot 13d ago
Don't have the screenshot but
"Imagine if men had to breastfeed babies using their cocks" or something along those words
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u/Small-Teaching-8412 13d ago
A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts
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u/Practical-Sample4466 13d ago
something something what if men had to feed babies but not with their nips like women
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u/Slavinaitor 13d ago
Itās funny how one of the biggest criticisms Iāve been seeing is he post āobviousā stuff i.e no shit we should feed children
But at the same 90% of Reddit is like this. I could literally virtue signal and make a post about how the Cornell 7 situation is fucked and Iāll get thousands of likes and comments.
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u/Illustrious_Car_5727 13d ago
Not to mention, if its so obvious, why arent you doing it? If its so damn obvious, do it. Feed kids in schools
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u/The_Hoopla 12d ago
I hate to say it, but there are entire political parties that are against things like free school lunches.
Feeding children, even kids in this country, isnāt obvious unfortunately.
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u/Gold-Cry-7520 13d ago
"we should feed children"
"oh yeah? well you made a joke that didn't land 5 years ago"
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u/miaakalista 13d ago
I don't think they were countering as much as they were making a joke about The Joke. Honestly anything that brings more attention to the original photo š¤·š»āāļøš¤·š»āāļø bc yes we should be giving kids free meals at school
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u/TidalJ 13d ago
kira is a money farming operation that exists to tweet shit that will go viral and make the person who runs the account money off paying for twitter, ted nivison talked about it in this video i believe. i donāt take anything that account says seriously or to represent what the person who makes it actually believes
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u/Jiyanico 13d ago
The joke was "what if babies drank milk from dudes cocks" like you can belittle it all you want but I think it's pretty understandable for people to be upset still
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u/Fast_Independence_77 13d ago
I read it five minutes ago and Iām not upset. It seems so chronically online to still be harping on that years later. Itās an obviously absurd joke that didnāt work, why give it any air? Thereās so much actual heinous shit on twitter this doesnāt even register
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u/Rude-Cattle-4135 13d ago
Hes also a lazy, unfunny slop poster. Farming engagement with āwe should feed kidsā, like yeah goofy no shit
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u/PopularJury3884 13d ago
I never got why people cared so much about that tweet when it was an obvious joke
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u/badtime9001 I LOVE THE TASTE OF GARLIC BREAD! 13d ago
I don't think it's that people care, i think it's just people being equally as funny by constantly joking about it like this guy. Another example that certain fellow with a cylinder conundrum.
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u/knuckzekidna holy shit. knuckles the echidna? 13d ago
he is so persistent on insisting its a cylinder im actually believing he just got an important cylinder stuck
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u/Stupididiot55 13d ago
Well, it technically was an important cylinder regardless.
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u/NoChampionship1167 9d ago
I'm not a Twitter user. Who is Kira?
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u/tenousranger36 9d ago
There was a guy using the same display name and profile picture as kira who posted about "imagine if men had to breastfeed babies using their cocks"
It usually gets attributed to this guy (kirawontmiss) rather than who it actually was (mistyears)
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u/odd_man0 12d ago
Itās crazy seeing how Kira is the basis of so many twitter memes but nobody brings up THAT tweet.
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u/juiceboxvillain_1 13d ago
At this point, at least change your pfp so it isnāt obvious, daaamn
Theyāll never know peace
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u/Any_Specialist3714 13d ago
They'll see this and decide not to feed inmates anymore. Or to charge them money for food which they'll have to pay once they get released.
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u/Tanakisoupman 13d ago
Fun fact! Some prisons do charge inmates rent for staying there, and have them work jobs for less than minimum wage to pay it. Isnāt our prison industrial complex so great? Itās like slavery but⦠no wait itās just slavery
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u/IapetusApoapis342 13d ago
"So I have to bear this cross forever"
-The cylinder guy