r/lovethissmug • • 19d ago

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u/Autostraaad 19d ago

Jew Jersey

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u/TheCanonMakimaBean The one where I like men but also women idk 19d ago

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u/IncognitoBombadillo 19d ago

We do have a lot of Jewish people in the state. More so in the north part of the state. I actually didn't even know any Jewish people until I went to college and interacted with people from further north.

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u/RickleTickle69 18d ago

We know, we all watched Sopranos, it was a great documentary

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/MajesticPineapple618 19d ago

It's Jermaine btw

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u/ErikaRosen 19d ago

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u/Complex_Lab_6876 19d ago

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard lol.

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u/ErikaRosen 19d ago

Jermaine Elbertson.

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u/LowerPipe 18d ago

i love seeing jerma in the wild its like seeing a rare bird

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u/_Mighty_Milkman 19d ago

Bros looking at you like he’s a LA Noire NPC.

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u/OzzyOsb0urne Artist TAKING FREE REQUESTS 19d ago

hes so hot 😛

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u/ErikaRosen 19d ago

So tr— OZZY OSBOURNE?!

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u/Capable_Ad_7537 19d ago edited 19d ago

I thought it would be Jane cuz that closely rhymes with Maine

Edit: Lets pretend I meant "Jayne" like the replies are saying. Yup. Totally on purpose. Didnt forget it was meant to be a Man's name.

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u/DrQuestDFA 19d ago edited 19d ago

Sounds like someone who would 🎶 rob from the rich and give to the poor, stand up to the man and give him what for. 🎶

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u/caspy7 19d ago

Jayne! The man they call Jayne!

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u/MajesticPineapple618 19d ago

That's not a man's name

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u/AthousandLittlePies 19d ago

It’s spelled Jayne

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u/Pandoratastic 19d ago

Tell that to Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!

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u/Bokth 19d ago

It's Jonah (Arizona)

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u/Bokth 19d ago

John Oregon

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u/Bokth 19d ago

Judah Utah

This woman is very mysterious and clearly I'm into it

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u/robyn_nests 19d ago

Wtf did Jermaine do? 😭

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u/KateKoffing 19d ago

You sure it’s not Jelaware?

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u/QwertyAsInMC 19d ago

i thought it was Jordan?

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u/Sea_Curve_7724 19d ago edited 19d ago

WHAT THE FUCK RHYMES WITH JORDAN?

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u/Green_Graves_Time112 19d ago

No, I don't think "What the fuck" rhymes with Jordan, nice try tho

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u/dqql 19d ago

depends on what regional accent you have

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u/syngyne 19d ago

Come visit scenic Bar Harbor, Ermaine

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u/NewWelder7153 19d ago

I've seen this posted a hundred times in different places and I've never heard anyone say something Jermaine to the topic until today

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u/Dolphiniz287 19d ago

Heh, it’s my Jarizona

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u/TheWhiteApathy 19d ago

HERE I COME JAN JRANDISCO

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u/the-real-macs 19d ago

Kinda a great name honestly

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u/Exotic-Attorney-9624 19d ago

Jersey??

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u/MundaneInternetGuy 19d ago

It's pronounced "Yerzy" and I'm from Chicago so I know multiple people named Jerzy. Why does this woman hate the Polish? 

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u/Awkward-Media-4726 19d ago

Jalabama, Jalaska, Jarizona, Jarkansas, Jalifornia, Jolorado, Jonnecticut, Jlelaware, Jlorida, Jeorgia, Jawaii, Jidaho, Jillinois, Jindiana, Jiowa, Jansas, Jentucky, Jouisiana, Jaine, Jaryland, Jassachusetts, Jichigan, Jinnesota, Jississippi, Jissouri, Jontana, Jebraska, Jevada, Jew Hampshire, Jew Jersey, Jew Mexico, Jew York, Jorth Carolina, Jorth Dakota, Johio, Joklahoma, Joregon, Jennsylvania, Jhode Island, Jouth Carolina, Jouth Dakota, Jennessee, Jexas, Jutah, Jermont, Jirginia, Jashington, Jest Virginia, Jisconsin, Jyoming..

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u/Awkward-Media-4726 19d ago

Maybe Jashington? Kinda sounds like Joshington.

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u/First_Fail2320 19d ago

Jain is the only somewhat reasonable name that really fits the criteria without getting into slant rhymes and stuff (Jimmy rhymes with Mississippi I guess?)

Maybe Jonah (rhyming with Arizona)

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u/HungryEar3513 19d ago edited 16d ago

i get the sense that you also have this memorised. interestingly the song in my head puts the north and south versions of the same name sequentially so i was singing along until johio. hopefully next is “when his name starts with ‘L’ and rhymes with a central american capital city” bc i have that song ready to loop in my head at a moments notice ahahah

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u/TheYvonne 19d ago

Jermont sounds like it could be a real name

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u/iSwearImNotGay_trust 19d ago

What York?

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u/Dangerous_an_Ugly 19d ago

I think New Jork, New Jexico, etc. but that leaves New Jersey? So, dammit.

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u/ConcertAcrobatic7302 19d ago

New Jorking it

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u/Dangerous_an_Ugly 19d ago

Careful, it can make you go blind i heard.

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u/Dangerous_an_Ugly 19d ago

I think we leave the prefixes and go with North Jakota, South Jarolina, New Jampshire, bjt then we end up with New Jersey? Why do they always fuck up the plan?

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u/nope-its 19d ago

Are these the unused Duggar names?

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u/Phil_Gim 19d ago

Jolorado?

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u/Sophisti-snake 19d ago

Talking shit about my friend Jorth Jakota when she’s out here looking like Suguru Geto

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u/FoolsUponFools 19d ago

jarvis, jorth it a little

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u/Chessie-2101 19d ago

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u/treehann 19d ago

thanks for actually posting another similar meme instead of just spamming J state names like most of the other commenters

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u/PlinkoPlonk0 19d ago

Hotel

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u/AwkwardLeopard587 19d ago

Hotel? Jyoming.

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u/BastionofSound 18d ago

Who the fuck said hotel?

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u/Nelly151 18d ago

some mf said hotel🥀

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u/Stinky_Nascar_Fan 19d ago

Jisconsin 🤤

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u/plums12 19d ago

jizzconsin

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u/awesomedan24 19d ago

Jizzcousin, which oddly enough actually refers to Alabama

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u/Dismal-Panic-2368 19d ago

as a jizzsconsinite, yes that's what we do. 

now eat this jheese.

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u/Luke_Fox- 19d ago

Jew Mexico?

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u/safetypins22 19d ago

Jew Jexico?

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u/dreadroberts 19d ago

Omg Jewish brisket tacos sounds amazing

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u/smiley1__ 19d ago

j[imagine this part is a name of a US state with its first letter removed since I am not American]

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u/Rynabunny 19d ago

jalabama

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u/Beautiful-Name-7322 19d ago

Jississippi

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u/WeeabooExtract 19d ago

You had this one Chance to make a Jizzissippi joke.

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u/NanoCat0407 19d ago

Joe (rhymes with Ohio)

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u/Soldier_Faerie 19d ago

It's actually short for Johio

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u/TurtleBurger200 18d ago

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u/DeliveryAgile3351 18d ago

kid named zombified piglin

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u/Therealconman16 18d ago

A lot of trans women being named “Lilith” 

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u/TesuraGrimm 19d ago

Name your child Jennessee. Call her Jen. Everyone will assume it's short for Jennifer but nope

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u/DConstructed 19d ago edited 19d ago

It’s like Renesmee but one grandmother is Jenny and the other is the Loch Ness monster.

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u/TheDoctor1102 19d ago

He's either a Jalabama, Jalaska, Jarizona, Jarkansas, Jalifornia, Jolorado, Jonnecticut, Jelaware, Jorida, Jeorgia, Jawaii, Jidaho, Jillinois, Jindiana, Jiowa, Jansas, Jentucky, Jouisiana, Jaine, Jaryland, Jassachusetts, Jichigan, Jinnesota, Jississippi, Jissouri, Jontana, Jebraska, Jevada, Jew Jampshire, Jew Jersey, Jew Jexico, Jew Jork, Jorth Jarolina, Jorth Jakota, Johio, Joklahoma, Joregon, Jennsylvania, Jode Jisland, Jouth Jarolina, Jouth Jakota, Jennessee, Jexas, Jutah, Jermont, Jirginia, Jashington, Jest Jirginia, Jisconsin, or Jyoming.

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u/cgsc_systems 19d ago

I am looking at this list and identifying that i would rather use excel than actually take the time to replace all of those first letters myself and I'm suddenly wondering what that says about me as a person.

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u/ryanNorthC 19d ago

Jermont sounds like a real name

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u/Ibuprofen_Idiot 19d ago

Nobody gets what I mean 😭

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u/DenseButterscotch179 19d ago

No, we get it. This is just more fun

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u/treehann 19d ago

scrolling thru the comments I'm just taking it that no one else was actually capable of providing a similar meme. Challenge failed

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u/DysPhoria_1_0 19d ago

My boy Jewjersey did not deserve this

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u/One_Mine5885 19d ago

You leave Jew York alone!

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u/SlothsAreFuckinRad 19d ago edited 19d ago

What about Jassachusetts 

Edit: I’m so tired I didn’t see the bottom text on the imageand thought I came up with something funny here. Allow me to instead suggest Jarkansas

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u/bads-ebe 19d ago

jockington!

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u/MintyBarrettM95 [Enby?] DM Me Art of Robots & Mechas! 19d ago

dorkington

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u/4322ollilob 19d ago

Jalifornia

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u/Ill_Apple2327 19d ago

jew brunswick

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u/Oogley_boogley 19d ago

I'm not a biologist but i think that's a province

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u/SuperMoris 19d ago

Jeorgia (the G is pronounced like how it is in gif)

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u/BluXBrry 19d ago

Still just Georgia

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u/Adventurous_Sun8074 19d ago

What did Jashington ever do to you?

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u/Neat-Engineering-696 19d ago

Leave my dawg Jennsylvania alone😤

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u/Standard-Ad-7504 19d ago

Jutah

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u/Aun_El_Zen 19d ago

The J is pronounced as a Y.

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u/omegaspoon3141 19d ago

leave my man joklahoma alone

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u/monster-mesh 19d ago

Wtf did my guy Jaryland do?

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u/LurkinMakesMeFeelGud 19d ago

He robbed from the rich and gave to the poor

Stood up to the man and he gave him what for

Our love for him now ain't hard to explain

The hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!

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u/ThrownAway17Years 19d ago

She didn’t clarify if it’s United States.

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u/Whydoughhh 19d ago

Calm down on Juinea-Bissau

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u/explicitlarynx 19d ago

I mean... "one of the 50 states" does pretty much clarify.

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u/SuperMillia 19d ago

Jifty States?

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u/bimbonic 19d ago

Joe Hio

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u/spencerpo 19d ago

Us territory Juerto Jico

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u/Hazy_Grey 19d ago

Jississippi??

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u/brobnik322 19d ago

Jelaware

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u/Due_Awareness5660 19d ago

Baton Rouge Jousiana Indianapolis Jndiana,and Colombus is the capitol of Johio

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u/Proof_Criticism_9305 19d ago

My best friend in high school was named Jermont

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u/DocProfessor 19d ago

My boy Jalaska's been through so much and you mock him

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u/Primary_Potato9667 19d ago

Jonnecticut?

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u/RunWild0_0 19d ago

Jlorida??
How's he doing anyways?

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u/SpicyMeatBALLIN 19d ago

jonnecticut

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u/GaymerMove 19d ago

What did Jississippi ever do to you?

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u/THE_FOREVER_GM1 19d ago

Jest jerginia

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u/Exasperatess 19d ago

Jishigan

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u/Zomerset_Zombie 19d ago

Jermaine Jackson been real quiet…

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u/Satorwave 19d ago

Jane (Maine) Juliet

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u/dr1ft2008 19d ago

What did Joeisiana do?