r/interestingasfuck • • 1d ago

Titanic compared to modern day cruise ship

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u/WaylandYutani 1d ago

Their natural predators are all melting away, so they are multiplying and evolving to become enormous. What is this phenomenon called in biology?

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u/fry_tag 1d ago

There's "Island gigantism'". Caused im parts by absence of predators.

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u/ecrow6990 1d ago

Is this what 'mericans suffer from?

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u/Due_Camel6262 1d ago

No, there are a lot of predators in the US government

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u/jellamma 1d ago

You see, the predators favor small prey, so becoming enormous is actually defensive.

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u/fry_tag 1d ago

Well, another condition for "Island Gigantism" is an abundance of resources/ food. :)

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u/Target_Spirited 1d ago

Damn! šŸ˜†

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u/falkio 1d ago

Invasive species!

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u/randomthrill 1d ago

Billionaires and their yachts are invasive?

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u/TxM_2404 1d ago

Also they are not transatlantic liners but cruise ships that carry passengers to warm holiday destinations.

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u/That_Peculiar_Guy 1d ago

Global Warming.

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u/elfinhilon10 1d ago

Mountains only get so big because they have no natural predators.

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u/Bloomingk 1d ago

Honestly the 100 year campaign to melt all the icebergs seems like overkill as retaliation, I know we where all sad when T sunk but these new boats wouldnt even be pressed by an iceberg and we still merc'd em all. For shame... šŸ™‚ā€ā†”ļø

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u/Candy_Worthy 1d ago

100 year war against the iceberg nation. Everything changed when global warming attacked.

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u/evendedwifestillnags 1d ago

You are 100% correct. My uncle worked as a janitor at Macy's corporate and found the documents. It's all due to big Macy and the thanksgiving day parade. They seek vengeance to this day for Isidor and Ida.

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u/MukdenMan 1d ago

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u/kanyewesanderson 1d ago

First of all, you came to where I live and YOU hit ME!

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u/Shroccer 1d ago

Is this a joke about global warming lmao

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u/B0B076 1d ago

What else Are we supposed to do?

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u/Shroccer 1d ago

Hold our farts in or something probably

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u/playswithforks 1d ago

That’s how you spontaneously combust

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u/swanks12 1d ago

Thats gonna be hard, I like sniffing mine

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u/Fredderov 1d ago

Only if you are a cow.

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u/Tamdin_Nidmat 1d ago

Physics is so funny. So many tons of metal. Yet it floats. I know it's used for thousands of years by now, I still find the juxtaposition of those swimming hunks of metal funny.

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u/ToLiveInIt 1d ago

Metal? They made boats out of concrete! Concrete can’t float. Can’t, I say.

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u/Wonderful-Fix5761 1d ago

They make bridges that are floating boxes of concrete. They have highways and even trains running over them! But if you put concrete boots on the guy, he sinks right to the bottom. Physics is wacky!

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u/ToLiveInIt 1d ago

On the other hand, don't store waste water in your concrete pontoons.

https://www.kuow.org/2013-11-26/looking-back-thanksgiving-flood-sinks-old-i-90-bridge

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u/THUNDRC0UGRFALCNBIRD 1d ago

Fun fact, during WW2, the British worked on, but ultimately abandoned, pykrete, a durable mix of wood pulp and ice to be used to construct giant aircraft carriers.

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u/Vallkyrie 1d ago

I love the frozen newspaper one mythbusters made.

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u/deller85 1d ago

Agree. It's absolutely unnerving, honestly. Human ingenuity at that level is amazing.

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u/hitokirivader 1d ago

Reminds me of my favorite lines in Cameron’s Titanic:

ā€œBut this ship can’t sink!ā€

ā€œShe’s made of IRON, sir! I assure you she can, and she will. It is a mathematical certaintyā€¦ā€

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u/Small_Computer_8846 1d ago

I think it's a bug

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u/darkandtwisty99 1d ago

don’t be so ridiculous. they don’t float, they have gigantic long legs underwater that walk along the sea floor. duh

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u/Tamdin_Nidmat 1d ago

Like the Fallout 3 train? Stuff of nightmares - but it would explain boats so much better than ... whatever this is we have.

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u/Cannon__Minion 1d ago

It's not physics, it's Wilson. He lifts these up.

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u/Treewithatea 1d ago

I thought its David Hasselhoff

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u/randotd152 1d ago

Cruise ships in general are just insane feats of engineering. Basically small traveling cities with 5000+ people on them.

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u/jmlinden7 1d ago

Ships are mostly air by volume. Hence why they float

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u/erogbass 1d ago

It’s just a big steel floaty. Mostly air on the inside!!

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u/Jonsert 1d ago

Aye, they're big fucking boats.

Source: I'm one of the people making them.

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u/nonfading 1d ago

Any inside information or tips?

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u/Jonsert 1d ago

Don't go there lmao. The whole thing is solely designed to take as much of your money as possible.

Don't get me wrong they are also massive feats of engineering and truly beautiful things design wise, but I definitely prefer working on them instead of actually spending a holiday on one.

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u/Solomon_Gunn 1d ago

I found the one cruise i've ever done to be economical for what you get. A week of included meals, port cities, entertainment and sightseeing. When I try to price out a week long trip to NZ I start panicking about finances

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u/GullibleDetective 1d ago

Car camping road trips and crown land is often far more economical if we're just strictly talking about a trip itself and the journey before the destination

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u/balmyze 1d ago

Isn’t that every business that has ever existed?

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u/Jonsert 1d ago

Fair that's true. I personally hate casinos, malls and nightclubs so being stuck on a floating casinomallclub for weeks sounds quite horrible. I much prefer camping.

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u/Riskrunner7365 1d ago

I recently read a brilliant book about how the boats are held together, it was riveting šŸ˜Ž

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u/ghhhghjkl 1d ago

šŸ™„ I think you should sea yourself out

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u/ecrow6990 1d ago

The idea/goal is that they float. Not many know this so use this information wisely.

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u/namegoeswhere 1d ago

Well, they aren’t made with cardboard nor any cardboard derivatives…

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u/AspectSpiritual9143 1d ago

they are fucking boats because a lot of people fuck during the night

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u/peas8carrots 1d ago

Another difference is that one is at the bottom of the ocean

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u/las_lewis 1d ago

That didn't stop it from improving it's KDA ratio

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u/TimAppleCockProMax69 1d ago

Big T still getting killstreaks to this day!

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u/InquisitorSnuggles 1d ago

Too soon 😢

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u/LupoAS 1d ago

Would a modern cruise ship have survived hitting the same size of iceberg that took down the Titanic?

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u/RokulusM 1d ago

Modern ships have features like much stronger steel, welded construction and double hulls that make them more likely to survive. Not to mention they're a lot more manoeuvrable and have navigation and communication technology that the Titanic crew could never have even dreamed of. So hitting an iceberg is less likely in the first place.

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u/Hugo_2503 1d ago

Yes. it is important to note that Titanic was considered very manoeuvrable during her trials for a ship of her size in 1912, but she'd hold no candle to modern ships with bow thrusters or azipods.

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u/Boffleslop 1d ago

Modern ships also have a lot more redundant Irish stokers to keep the boilers going even if more compartments get flooded.

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u/KetchupIsABeverage 1d ago

Crew expendable

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u/GravitasFailures 1d ago

And sonar specifically for icebergs and like going aground.

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u/Tupsis 1d ago

Most modern cruise ships don't have double hull. Heck, even RMS Queen Mary 2 does not have a double hull. Drill a hole to the side below the waterline and you'll flood either an engineering space or a crew cabin.

However, they have otherwise much more damage-resistant subdivision — unless you peel the side open across multiple watertight bulkheads like what happened with Costa Concordia.

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u/RokulusM 1d ago

Yes you're right, there's more nuance than I listed in my post. Passenger ships generally have either a double bottom or a double hull. The Queen Mary 2 has a single hull but it's thicker than most cruise ship hulls.

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u/Crazyguy_123 1d ago

Queen Mary 2 is an ocean liner. It’s why her hull is thicker. Shes designed for regular transatlantic crossings cruise ships are designed for occasional crossings sticking mainly to calmer waters.

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u/Crazyguy_123 1d ago

Titanic had a partial double hull. She was also very maneuverable and had the best wireless system of the era. The captains of her two sisters said those ships sailed like a dream.

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u/RokulusM 1d ago

Oh I'm sure that Titanic was very manoeuvrable for its day. But it couldn't move like modern cruise ships can.

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u/s0ulbrother 1d ago

What if Kate winslet and Leo were banging. No amount of features gonna stop the lookouts from watching

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u/phillyfan1111 1d ago

This is what some would say is thinking outside the box, but those lookouts would definitely want to be inside the box

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u/StrawberryTerry 1d ago

Plus a LOT of the icebergs and environmental factors that allowed for those icebergs which were present during the Titanics time are gone now.

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u/hacksoncode 1d ago

Depends. But the passengers would have mostly survived.

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u/Vitrebreaker 1d ago

A reminder that the TItanic tried to evade the iceberg, and as a consequence the choc was along its side, on multiple sections. The Titanic could have survived the iceberg by just going straight toward it.

I do not know what would have happened to the crew and passengers if it had done that, though.

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u/IamHenryGale 1d ago edited 1d ago

It wouldn't have sunk but it would've crushed the bow where lots of crew and 3rd class passengers were housed. The casualties and the fallout of it is debatable but it's safe to say there would be loads of deaths and injuries. Murdoch did exactly was he was supposed to do when he made the attempt to port around the berg.

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u/YippieKayYayMrFalcon 1d ago

There were two things it could have done. They did both and counteracted each other.

Full power reverse and straight ahead into it as you suggested would have been better.

They also could have continued with their current speed and turned. Likely would have avoided it.

However, they went full power reverse AND turned. Thus created choppy waters near the rudder which caused it to turn poorly and not avoid the iceberg.

Not to mention the rudder was undersized for a ship its size.

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u/reality72 1d ago

Only one way to find out.

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u/Longjumping-Job4718 1d ago

I don't remember the source for this but I heard the titanic on top of the navigation problems had a fire in the bow of the ship that weakened the hull before the journey. Take this with a grain of salt though because the only evidence I remember for it was a visibly darkened spot visible before its final voyage.

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u/Jacktheforkie 1d ago

Modern ships are more likely to survive due to better hull design, more compartments etc

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u/h2oskid3 1d ago

Not sure, but sonar makes that very unlikely to begin with.

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u/BeluBelu22 1d ago

Guarda Costa concordia, la nave affondata qua in Italia. Ha preso uno scoglio molto più piccolo e ha subito un danno simile al Titanic ma è affondata senza se e senza ma in molto meno tempo

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u/TonAMGT4 20h ago

Titanic is technically speaking, not a cruise ship. It was an ocean liner.

Cruise ships are built for traveling between ports along or near the coasts at a leisurely pace.

Ocean liners are designed to cut across the open ocean regardless of weather at maximum speed.

Queen Mary 2 would be a much better comparison.

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u/kingkongbiingbong 1d ago

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u/jojoga 1d ago

He's dreaming of having a beard.

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u/AngloAshantii 1d ago

This looks like it's being compared to one of the Royal Caribbean International's 'of the seas' ships (Icon, Star, Legend, etc.), which are basically floating theme parks and known for being ridiculously large to allow the ship to host other events that will generate revenue besides a ticket aboard.

Modern cruise ships are usually 2-3x as big, but the Titanic was made long before any digital 3D modelling technology.

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u/crazyfighter99 1d ago edited 1d ago

I get that you're trying to downplay the difference between modern cruise ships and the Titanic, but I still think this is a great comparison of "the best of the best today" vs "the best of the best of back then"

Edit: changed shops to ships, though I'm sure cruise ships have shops on them 🤣

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u/namegoeswhere 1d ago edited 1d ago

Unfortunately it’s still apples to oranges in a way.

The Titanic was an ocean liner, built for speed across the Atlantic.

Cruise ships are designed to lazily potter about the Med and Caribbean.

Like comparing a Bentley Continental GT and a GMC Safari Conversion van, lol.

*bentley is a better comparison than the 911

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u/toxicity21 1d ago

I mean they are designed to at least travel one time over the ocean, because they have to, most cruise ships are still made in Europe.

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u/RockTheBloat 1d ago edited 1d ago

Many of them service both markets at different times of year and cross the Atlantic to do so.

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u/TMJSaxxy 1d ago

Just while we're being pedantic, all of RCCL'S ships are called [Name] Of The Seas, even the comparatively small ones.

The one pictured is an Oasis-Class, which is the second-biggest class - they carry just under 7,000 passengers, compared to the three Icon-Class ships, which can take 7,600. The largest two classes are entirely populated by RCCL ships, and you have to go all the way to 10th on the list of biggest ships to find one owned by someone else (MSC's World America).

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u/Valcyor 1d ago

I sailed to Nassau on the Margaritaville at Sea Paradise, which is a honking big ship, and let me tell you, standing on the top deck craning my neck to look up at the lifeboats of the Allure of the Seas was a surreal experience. I swear you could see that sucker from anywhere on the island.

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u/ConsistentDiamond108 1d ago

How on earth doesn’t the big one capsize? It looks sooooo top heavy?!

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u/Janus_The_Great 1d ago edited 1d ago

"Looks" is the key word here.

It isn't. It's basically heavy pieces of machinery, fuel, any balast tanks in the lower fourth mostly below the water-line, and mostly light but sturdy materials and empty space above. The whole "hotel/resort" part is when you think about it mostly empty space. Furniture and decore is negligable if compared to heavy machinery.

It's interesting to compare them to containerships, which hold cargo. Even with them, the heaviest containers are below the water line, while light cargo containers are build up on top.

Hence if containerships lose cargo in storms, it's usually light containers from the top.

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u/NiIly00 1d ago

Only half as interesting but this fact is part of why organising a cointainership is incredibly complicated.

Because if you go from port 1 to 2 to 3, and the heavy container needs to be loaded off at port 2 but the light ones on top only later at port 3 then how do you organise them so you don't have to unload and reload the entire ship at port 2?

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u/MourningWallaby 1d ago

Naval Architecture is its own field.

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u/GravitasFailures 1d ago

For instance, the front’s not supposed to fall off at all.

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u/SoftlyAugust 1d ago

Whole lotta hull beneath the water

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u/sittinwithkitten 1d ago


Gotta whole lotta hull

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u/Sufficient-Rip-7834 1d ago

You need pooling ba-baby I got pools-in

Every deck yeah it’s full of food too

Way way down the slide

Honey you got mad cheese

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u/mrheymarco 1d ago

Actually not really, you’d be surprised to learn it only goes down a couple decks. They use some other more modern techniques to keep it bottom heavy.

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u/mrheymarco 1d ago

Here’s an example of the same ship completely out of water.

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u/Timely_Wonder3839 1d ago

What the hull

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u/razvanciuy 1d ago

it's massive. I used to walk 10-15km every day on it front and back up and down with work and R&R. Crew bar is front of ship/bow (old ones have it at the backend/aft).

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u/Crazyguy_123 1d ago

Ballast. It’s how they’ve done it for centuries. You weigh down the bottom to help keep it from tipping. That being said larger ships can roll if they aren’t designed for regular trips in rough waters. Cruise ships are designed to stay in calm waters though they can cross the ocean if need be. Titanic was an ocean liner so it was purpose built to cross the ocean smoothly in all types of conditions. Ocean liners typically stay lower down in terms of height to help prevent rolling on ocean crossings. Cruise ships don’t have to worry about rolling because they don’t go into rough waters very often.

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u/notepad987 1d ago

Would that big cruise ship survive hitting the same iceberg?

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u/Bryguy3k 1d ago edited 1d ago

There is always the possibility of incompetence but a huge issue for the titanic was metallurgy. Titanic’s hull was fairly low quality steel even for the day and was riveted with essentially iron rivets. Every part of the hull of a modern ship is just better.

Besides all the lessons we’ve learned from the titanic and other vessels (especially from WW2) modern materials are worlds ahead of where they were back then.

What’s pictured here is one of the ā€œā€¦of the seasā€ cruise ships but plenty of cruise ships have ice rated hulls meant for tourism where ice is common occurrence (a funny event a few years back was when a Venezuelan patrol ship rammed the ice rated RCGS Resolute trying to stop it and sank itself).

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u/Sad_Polish_Guy29 1d ago

The Resolute should have a ship kill marker on its hull, kinda like how fighter planes do.

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u/kevinatfms 1d ago

Iceberg kills and then the ship kill would be flat out hilarious.

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u/Hugo_2503 1d ago

All the info about her metallurgy i have been able to find was that it was perfectly fine for a merchant ship of 1912, where is the claim that it was not good even by the era's standards?

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u/Asleep-Card3861 1d ago

Perhaps, can still make a mess of them going off course. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Costa_Concordia_disaster

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u/anotherwhiteafrican 1d ago

True but Costa Concordia ran aground which is just something else entirely.

By the time you're talking about a ship that's ground-proof, you're now just discussing an ATV or hovercraft.

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u/Poupulino 1d ago

On top of much better designs which allow entire decks sections to flood without sinking, modern cruise ships have also a real-time feed from sensors all over the ship which would allow the bridge crew to selectively seal areas of the ship with the press of a few buttons.

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u/Hugo_2503 1d ago

Yes, the assessing of the damage is something people don't really think about when it comes to the sinking of Titanic- they spent maybe half to an entire hour trying to localize which compartments were flooding, and calculate what that meant for the ship. That is a LOT of lost time for evacuation.

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u/BansheeLabs 1d ago

Titanic would survive that iceberg head-on, but they tried to turn away and damaged the side.

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u/kaereljabo 1d ago

Would that big cruise ship survive hitting the same iceberg with the same scenario?

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u/operationpantydrop 1d ago

Yes. Not only is the cruise ship much bigger, but its welded together instead of just rivets, making it way tougher

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u/BansheeLabs 1d ago

I reckon it would. Bigger, sturdier, better shaped, better inner construction.

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u/Dr-Purple 1d ago

No one knows. Hit any ship at just the right spot, combine it with human hubris/ignorance and any ship will sink.

I do think it's much safer today due to building standards, safety measures and most of all, technology, having advanced immensely.

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u/randomthrill 1d ago

The same iceberg? yeah, it would be a trivial matter now. That Iceberg is probably an ice cube at this point.

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u/kaereljabo 1d ago

Right šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø my boat could survive that too

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u/GirlisNo1 1d ago

I think they’re asking of the same iceberg at the size it was then. You guys are making this unnecessarily difficult lol.

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u/Bean-Penis 1d ago

First time on Reddit? Lol

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u/Shroccer 1d ago

I wonder if they served ube matcha latte 24 carat gold labubu shake back then

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u/SignoreOscur0 1d ago

Yes, BUT. Ocean liners were basically buses to cross the ocean with a few amenities for rich people. Cruises are Disneyland parks on the sea. They were built for different purposes...

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u/PassageBig622 1d ago

Don't really see why you are saying "BUT" as if you're contradicting anyone. OP just posted a picture.

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u/Crazyguy_123 1d ago

I hate this image because it’s not representing the comparison very well. This image makes Titanic look much smaller than it actually was. Also Titanic wasn’t a cruise ship so making that comparison also isn’t fair. Queen Mary 2 is the only modern equivalent because it was a purpose built ocean liner like Titanic. Both were purpose built to cross the ocean in all weather whereas cruise ships are designed to be floating resorts that mainly stick to shore and coasts rarely making crossings and they typically roll when crossing rough waters.

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u/zenidam 1d ago

That's interesting. You seem to be implying that the image isn't strictly inaccurate, but somehow gives the wrong impression anyway about relative size. If so, could you say more about how it's doing that?

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u/Mosselpot 1d ago

I still don't understand the appeal of a big cruise ship, I kinda see a point to smaller ones, even thogh that's still not my idea of a holiday.

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u/jmlinden7 1d ago edited 1d ago

A big cruise ship has all the same features as a small cruise ship, with the added benefit of a larger range of stuff to do

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u/KoTDS_Apex 1d ago

If you go in with the right expectations it can be a good time. Those expectations being that you're going to be a dedicated lazy glutton for a few days. It's fun from time to time.

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u/tshwashere 1d ago

I think it depends largely on what you want out of an ideal vacation, and that would determine how you would feel about cruises.

My favorite vacations have all been on cruise ships, because for me total relaxation and not needing to do or worry about ANYTHING is ideal. Cruises provide that in SPADES.

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u/DataDude00 1d ago

I have some family members that love cruising. Ā 

They always book the newest and biggest ship and will brag how it’s like 30 floors and 5000 people but to me that sounds…miserable? Ā 

I’d much rather pay a premium to go on one of those smaller ship 500 person cruisesĀ 

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u/Aviyan 1d ago

A bigger ship is more stable than a smaller one.

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u/FiveThreeTwo 1d ago edited 1d ago

Depends on the type. Most people assume cruise ships are to sit around on ur ass and shotgun a beach chair on the deck for a week while eating junk food and drinks in daytime buffets. Then dress urself up to feel a little fancy for a dinner or some other night entertainment and repeat the gluttony over the carribean for a week or more while developing a greasy sunburn. But there are other types.

Norway for instance have much smaller compact looking ships with 500-600 ppl that feel like a cruise ship; and travel up the shoreline for 6-12 days up to the northern towns. 90% of the time ur outside just being blown away by the views and nature of fjords and landscape. Or attending a lecture put on to learn about wildlife, history, etc. Options to get off at various stops and do thinks like nature hike or local history tours n things.

Foods aren't all inclusive resort type - its local cultural food brought on at each stop reflective of the region, like reindeer, halibut, artic char, etc. A couple we're friends with went on one- aren't cheap but the pictures and quality of it looked second to none and wasn't the 'ur get burned on a sundeck in the carribean like a drunken sloth all week' type get away. You wear more windbreaker jackets and pants than beach shorts

So there are other options, just need to look for em outside the US

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u/BetterDrinkMy0wnPiss 1d ago

I don't really go for big hotels / resorts either, but they seem pretty popular. A cruise ship is pretty much a giant resort with all the amenities on board, but you can stop off in a different location each day.

It's not for me, but I can understand why it appeals to others.

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u/Fartony 1d ago

Sitting on my ass, eating and doing fuck all with the odd stop to look at some cool shit?

Honestly sounds like a dream

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u/GhostOfFreddi 1d ago

For what you get (24/7 accommodation, entertainment, food, catering, travel, etc) cruises are VERY cheap. For a lot of people, a week of good cheap fun with no responsibilities at all is enticing.

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u/dancingbriefcase 1d ago

I was never really into cruises but my partner and I did a virgin cruise a few years ago. It was kind of spontaneous as they were having a good deal. They ended up bumping us up to a balcony room, and you get free food and really good restaurants for free. There's amazing events, dances, and they stop at various nice places. Including an all-inclusive Beach. So, for what it was it was a really good experience. I'm aware of the amount of pollution and destruction to the environment, but Virgin was no kids. And just a very fun time.

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u/Hawkwise83 1d ago

Turns out to be unsinkable all you gotta do is avoid GIANT PILES OF ICE and maybe not let a Greek dude drive your boat.

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u/Mylarion 1d ago

Can't wait for the 2126 meme where there's a 2 kilometer long Trasjovian starliner in the background.

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u/mrbuddymcbuddyface 1d ago

Iceberg would still take the win

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u/hacksoncode 1d ago

Yeah, but because of those yellow blobs on the side, the Iceberg would only be victorious over the owners of the modern cruise ship, not the passengers.

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u/mrbuddymcbuddyface 1d ago

That and stuff like radar and advanced meteorological reports.

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u/nasandre 1d ago

The modern cruise ship looks like it eats ice bergs for breakfast

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u/bwtwldt 1d ago

Are there still not enough lifeboats for people on them?

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u/Arkhangelzk 1d ago

There are still not enough lifeboats on the Titanic

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u/Catsanddoges 1d ago

Incorrect, there are enough lifeboats on the Titanic for all its current passengers

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u/alex_pufferfish 1d ago

Are they going to change this any time soon? Seems like a glaring safety issue

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u/DotCurious7767 1d ago

I’ve been on a few cruises , the lifeboats are the size of small yacht now …they hold 150-300 people each

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u/Friendly-Advantage79 1d ago

Imagine that thing full of panicking people bobbing on 8m/25ft waves.

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u/Loose-Story-962 1d ago

Probably alright compared to what we used to have

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u/DotCurious7767 1d ago

I mean it’s way better than this

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u/nihosehn 1d ago

Don't worry. Modern ships are unsinkable.

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u/draingang_dg 1d ago

Where have i heard that beforeĀ 

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u/ploxidilius 1d ago

You should look up a youtube video on modern lifeboats, they are crazy. They can hold like 400 people each, crammed in together butts to nuts.

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u/FoxyInTheSnow 1d ago

crammed in together butts to nuts

Go on… ( Ķ”~ ĶœŹ– ͔°)

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u/Substantial__Unit 1d ago

On Disney and I assume all cruises they perform a practice muster before we get to enjoy the ship.

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u/Shagreb 1d ago

OK but imagine you have 4000 People in lifeboats in the middel of the ocean.. First ship that passes: oh hello I can take 30 People max.

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u/DeapVally 1d ago

Titanic wasn't a cruise ship. It was an ocean liner. The comparison is moot. Titanic was built for speed from point A to point B, as necessary transport. A cruise ship is built as a moving vacation.

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u/BigRedBK 1d ago

True. But QM2, the last remaining ocean liner, still has about 3 times the volume of Titanic (and about 40% less than the largest cruise ships).

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u/yesat 1d ago

Yeah, you should compare it with the Queen Mary 2 at least https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_Mary_2, which is one of the modern Ocean Liners built in that purpose.

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u/Past-Entertainment48 1d ago

I could just imagine how big those ships will be like in the next 10-20 years. šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø

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u/hogesjzz30 1d ago

Funnily enough that "modern cruise" ship in the op photo is Allure OTS, an Oasis Class RCCL ship which launched in 2009. The Oasis class were the world's largest passenger vessels until the Icon class launched in 2024 which is about 10% larger by gross tonnage, so this photo is already out dated and an Icon class ship would be even larger.

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u/Scottiths 1d ago

These things look so top heavy. Like they would roll over at the smallest push. I know they don't. I just think it looks like they should.

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u/hacksoncode 1d ago

The visible part is mostly empty space. The below water part is mostly metal equipment, water, etc.

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u/SeesawNoknow 1d ago

can you imagine at the launch of the Titanic, the world biggest ship, then this massive thing pulls up behind it... Leo would lose his mind, Billy Zane would poop is pantaloons

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u/Devillicious1981 1d ago

And with icebergs getting smaller we’ll all be safe…..

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u/Successful-Sweet2783 1d ago

ā€œIt’s behind me, isn’t it?ā€

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u/Fabio_451 1d ago

I live in La Spezia and the cruise docks is right in front of the city. Whenever a cruise ship docks, it is like having a new building that got built overnight, on the other side of the intersection.

They are huge

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u/HeDuMSD 1d ago

Reminded me to this

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u/uffadere 1d ago

Cant belive that is under water and 100 years old

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u/Meterian 1d ago

Nature's probably thinking "gonna need a bigger iceberg"

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u/toxicity21 1d ago

Modern cruise ships rarely cross the deep oceans anymore. They are vacation ships only. There is only one ocean liner left and it will probably be the last one.

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u/Sinbos 1d ago

Todays cruise ships are as wide as Columbus ships where long.

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u/RawrRRitchie 1d ago

Two ships built for entirely different purposes

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u/Legitimate-Milk4256 1d ago

All these comparisons show is that the Titanic can be used as a form of measurement. She sat at over 887 feet long, most cruise ships sit at 1000 or more feet long so she's definitely got some length to her. With width she's not that far off either. To call her tiny would be an understatement. If we really want to show a tiny ship, put the Mauretania in this comparison and then saw it's tiny because Titanic (and to that extent her other sisters) would hold up well as a budget cruise ship.

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u/LuciusQuintiusCinc 1d ago

Titanic wasn't a cruise ship so its like comparing apples and oranges. Titanic was a ocean liner. Compare the titanic with RMS queen mary 2 which is the only ocean liner in the world

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u/Coyote-Foxtrot 1d ago

For people who don’t want to google it

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u/LeroyoJenkins 1d ago

Both the Titanic and the Legend of the Seas are/were the biggest passenger ships in the world at the time.

Also, both have about the same top speed.

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u/sibaltas 1d ago

What about both being passanger ship?

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u/did_i_or_didnt_i 1d ago

boat vs boat one is bigger

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u/jojoga 1d ago

Yeah, okay - that's neat. But is it also "unsinkable"?Ā 

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u/hacksoncode 1d ago

But is it also "unsinkable"?Ā 

We're not that dumb since the Titanic. Hence lifeboats.

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u/International-Bed453 1d ago

"He's behind me, isn't he?"

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u/Toast-Ghost- 1d ago

Someone finally remade that old crusty image from like 2012

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u/azhder 1d ago

That thing is titanic

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u/El_Daniel 1d ago

Modern bodybuilders vs oldschool bodybuilders

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u/Bulky_Writer_2244 1d ago

The Titanic from the front looks like a massive pissed off penguin to me.

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u/Dabelgianguy 1d ago

Same goes for the gigantic USS Iowa, still dwarfed by a random cruiser

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u/YorkshireTexas79 1d ago

Less chance of getting food poisoning on the Titanic.

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u/11Kram 1d ago

The difference in classiness is striking.

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u/Nikky_04 1d ago

The first thing that came to mind when seeing this picture.

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u/QBallQJB 1d ago

There’s always a bigger ship