r/instant_regret • u/KingOfFools1984 • Sep 16 '26

Regretting the twerk

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u/NeoDoUrden Sep 16 '26

I love how people fold her neck to make sure that she'll have a spinal injury

128

u/SinisterIgnition Sep 16 '26

r/worstaid

29

u/spudddly Sep 16 '26

for a second there I thought that was supposed to be what "Worldstar!" sounds like after a traumatic brain injury.

6

u/FrogsMakePoorSoup Sep 16 '26

It's not twerking!

3

u/boniggy Sep 20 '26

Lol it's been awhile since I had a new sub to browse. Thanks!

0

u/AsphiXiate8888 Sep 17 '26

Of course that’s a sub. I’m a bit angry but, I’ll still follow because I love morbid curiosity.

6

u/buds4hugs Sep 17 '26

If they stand her up quickly enough there won't be enough time for her fall to seriously injure her on the ground

3

u/bugabooandtwo Sep 17 '26

Well, it's not like she has to worry about any sort of brain injury.

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u/Cutmerock Sep 16 '26

/r/WorstAid

12

u/top_cda Sep 16 '26

dude ... how is that sub 5 years old with NO POSTS?!

and more importantly, why link it when it's empty?

20

u/Cutmerock Sep 16 '26

There's posts in there. Not sure why you can't see any. 

3

u/Any-Trifle5179 Sep 16 '26

I also can't see anything in there, it's just empty for me

4

u/top_cda Sep 16 '26

soo, I think I maybe just figured it out. When I'm on PC I only access via old.reddit.com ... when I remove the old. it loads but requires age verification

9

u/RelevantSchool1586 Sep 16 '26

plenty of posts there, not sure why you don't see them

1

u/top_cda Sep 16 '26

not sure if y'all are pullin' my leg or what, but no matter how I filter it only has "there doesn't seem to be anything here" in red at the top

3

u/greenmerica Sep 17 '26

Probably cause your on the old pc version. I’m on mobile and see lots of posts.

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u/AcceptableSoups Sep 16 '26

Holyshit lmao

2

u/Hobbit_Hunter Sep 16 '26

Goddamnit laranja

156

u/VoltronsWangLol Sep 16 '26

You know what? She had a goal and she tried to achieve it. I hope she didn’t get a TBI, this would be a devastatingly stupid way to ruin one’s life 🫶

20

u/Wrong-Mixture Sep 16 '26

In this case i think the goal achieved her

24

u/Samiel_Fronsac Sep 16 '26

I don't see anything that could have softened that impact, but I don't think there was much to shake up in her head either, so...

14

u/Kaiisim Sep 16 '26

Gravity. You really don't need to fall long to get concussion speed.

This definitely sucked

3

u/Samiel_Fronsac Sep 16 '26

I meant that there wasn't much inside her head to damage in the first place, seeing as she decided to risk that climb.

49

u/LadyBug_0570 Sep 16 '26

That wasn't a twerk. She was just bouncing her body up and down.

4

u/Quentonrl Sep 16 '26

That’s seriously what you’re worried about?😭

17

u/LadyBug_0570 Sep 16 '26

Well she was stupid enough to climb up that thing to do an attention seeking stunt of shaking her ass so... yes.

I mean I hope she's okay but don't do dumb shit.

12

u/Sophilosophical Sep 16 '26

Obviously it’s dangerous to climb up and dance while likely inebriated, but if this hoop broke off at the base from a smallish woman’s weight, it was bound to happen the next time someone dunked and held onto the rim, which isn’t unreasonable behavior when playing on a basket that’s concreted to the ground. I’d have expected the actual rim/net to fail, not the pole holding it up

5

u/LadyBug_0570 Sep 16 '26

I'll give you that.

She still could've kept her attention-seeking-flat-ass on the ground to twerk (or not twerk).

6

u/Sophilosophical Sep 16 '26

To twerk, or not to twerk. That is the question.

5

u/LadyBug_0570 Sep 16 '26

Your username is appropriate (in a good way... no shade at all).

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u/esa372 Sep 16 '26

All 'twerks' are regrettable.

25

u/YesOkWhoCares Sep 16 '26

I'm not sure that even qualified as twerking

3

u/Checkheck Sep 16 '26

Not netwerk. That's important

27

u/momento______mori Sep 16 '26

Great now kids can't play basketball and it won't ever be fixed by the city

49

u/One_Of_Noahs_Whales Sep 16 '26

If it is so rusted that it can't take her weight it is probably for the best that it has been decommissioned.

9

u/Omegalazarus Sep 16 '26

Yeah one of those fell on a kid one time and gutted. Bled out right there on the court.

2

u/totally_not_a_zombie Sep 16 '26

Yeah good thing it's decommissioned now, somebody could have gotten hurt.

5

u/One_Of_Noahs_Whales Sep 16 '26

She was merely doing a service for her community, I too do shit because I am drunk trying to ensure the safety of others.

1

u/Sophilosophical Sep 16 '26

She was performing a little percussive maintenance and the hoop (pole) failed the test.

3

u/_nexlo_ Sep 17 '26

Let’s hope it’s in New York or something. Then somthing might come of this.

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u/Creeptoke Sep 16 '26

Perfect, yank her up by the head

11

u/StryctNyne Sep 16 '26

Pretty sure with a head injury you're supposed to twist while yanking, but I'm no headologist

3

u/mothzilla Sep 16 '26

No you have to keep the head still. That's why paramedics drag people by their feet.

6

u/HenryIsMyDad Sep 16 '26

Wheelchair bound?

6

u/RandomCandor Sep 16 '26

Absolute best case scenario considering the physics of the situation. 

She might never appreciate how lucky she got there. Imagine that happening when she's half way down the metal hoop.

7

u/Traditional-Exam-617 Sep 16 '26

The kids who play there:

5

u/scarleo Sep 16 '26

Too many dogs had peed on that pole over the years

5

u/MudSeparate1622 Sep 17 '26

Why do people always insist on instantly lifting people who hit their heads really hard?

3

u/KingOfFools1984 Sep 17 '26

Because they think that when you have your head on the ground it makes you uncomfortable. Or gives you pain.
Or honest answer, just because they are stupid.

6

u/tommysk87 Sep 16 '26

This cringe shit should be forbidden

3

u/chevy_zr2_4x4 Sep 16 '26

I bet she sues the city for rusted-out basketball hoops.

5

u/_happydutch_ Sep 16 '26

Knocked out the remaining 5 brain cells she had.

2

u/eddoghetto Sep 16 '26

T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-twerk like it's my last day on this earth

2

u/TheBeerCzar Sep 16 '26

All fun and games ...till someone dies

2

u/jlspider Sep 16 '26

Timber !!

2

u/KlopperSteele Sep 16 '26

We should all wear helmets more often.

2

u/UnderAGrayMoon Sep 17 '26

This is why the Barangay can't have nice things

2

u/Dry-Newspaper-8311 Sep 17 '26

It’s more fun in the Philippines

2

u/Key-Metal-7297 Sep 18 '26

The moment just got bigger and bigger!

2

u/ddogz95 Sep 22 '26

And the Darwin Award goes to 🤣🤣

2

u/Okapaw 29d ago

Stupid people win stupid prices

2

u/CubeBarista 29d ago

Imagine twerking with nothing to twerk.

6

u/Boomerang_Lizard Sep 16 '26

I feel bad for her, but she brought this on herself.

12

u/SeparateDifference47 Sep 16 '26

Nah a metal pole is crazy could handle a 130 pound Asian girl, probably would crushed 200 pound man doing shaq dunk.

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u/MiloPudding Sep 16 '26

That's a dude btw

3

u/Heart_ofFlorida Sep 16 '26

Twerk in dumb places, hurt in worse places🤣

6

u/MaleficentMolasses38 Sep 16 '26

(God said) Begon hoe!

-1

u/Plus-King5266 Sep 16 '26

I laughed way to hard at this.

1

u/rcvmini 1d ago

with the corruption in PH she should have known they cut corners putting up that basketball hoop and that it wouldn't hold

1

u/OptiGuy4u Sep 16 '26

She probably sued someone for the defective mount.

1

u/BigBrainBrad- Sep 16 '26

Live for the twerk die by the twerk.

1

u/keepthefunk Sep 16 '26

Bereue den Twerk*

1

u/burgonies Sep 16 '26

That basketball goal was like, "not on my watch, bitch!"

1

u/BOBCATSON Sep 16 '26

Shit twerk as well

1

u/sixjasefive Sep 16 '26

NOTHING BUT NET!

1

u/riggie33 Sep 16 '26

it might be time to let Darwin come back...no more extraordinary measures to save these idiots

1

u/Ranier_Wolfnight Sep 16 '26

Hey…they can all have a good laugh about it in the ER.

1

u/RadioactiveCornbread Sep 16 '26

That's not twerking. But, an attempt a hair above mediocre.

1

u/I_Stay_Home Sep 16 '26

When too many guys have dunked on both.

1

u/Cosmicdusterian Sep 16 '26

That was unexpected. I thought the hoop would collapse with her bouncing on it, not the whole damn pole snapping off at the base.

Stupid stunt either way, hopefully it's not life changing for her.

1

u/Amtronic Sep 16 '26

"Lips that grip". IYKYK

1

u/incitatus-says Sep 16 '26

Wasn’t regulation.

1

u/onaspectrum Sep 16 '26

Where was the twerk???

1

u/SonnyTSO Sep 17 '26

I was expecting the rim to break.. Not the whole thing

1

u/lordfireice Sep 17 '26

A good advertisement to not drink alcohol

1

u/TheLooza Sep 17 '26

Once it started to fall what could she have done best case to save herself

1

u/xiaopewpew Sep 17 '26

This girl is as strong as shaq, damn

1

u/BoomerSharkBoy Sep 17 '26

at least we saw something that is black

1

u/SilentJoe1986 Sep 17 '26

"Julie you might have a neck injury, let me just crank your head to make sure you definitely have a neck injury"

1

u/PutinBoomedMe Sep 17 '26

No shoes to start with. No way to know the result

1

u/primephysique Sep 17 '26

Why do women keep objectifying themselves, I don’t get it..

1

u/ESensuallyEmployee Sep 17 '26

Would that be considered a hoe-down?

1

u/Aranthos-Faroth Sep 18 '26

lol, those two women at the end still dancing away

1

u/Adamantittus Sep 21 '26

Wow, even her penis showed on the floor.

1

u/Desert_Centipede 28d ago

last time this happend to a sportsperson, I can recall and weight of pillar was so much that he got killed immediately

1

u/Sea-Chain7394 19d ago

I thought the hoop was going to break not the whole damn thing lol

1

u/SecretlyMistborn 15d ago

Nobody will ever convince that woman she's not fat lmao

1

u/Unlucky_Session382 9d ago

That damned Newton, if he had just kept that falling apple shit to himself this would have never happened!

1

u/firekeeper23 Sep 16 '26

Her twerk.....didn't work.

1

u/Smitch250 Sep 16 '26

She’s legit ded

2

u/kingjulian007 Sep 16 '26

Nah.

But i could hear the GTA death sound.

1

u/Ram2145 Sep 17 '26

Too much junk, tipped the scales.

1

u/Nazrael75 Sep 17 '26

The basketball goal: "Be gone Thot"

0

u/wingsablaze1989 Sep 16 '26

This is a classic as far as I'm concerned

0

u/Plus-King5266 Sep 16 '26

It was at this moment, she knew she’d fucked up.

0

u/Rare4orm Sep 16 '26

The twerks don’t lie

0

u/capybarawool Sep 16 '26

Hell yeah get it girl!!! Very empowering for women. I am actually feeling a little empowered myself

0

u/AdmlBaconStraps Sep 16 '26

Damn, she doesn't look that heavy

0

u/Shot_Advantage6607 28d ago

Hate to be that guy, but this is still evidence of the corruption in the Philippines. Basketball rings shouldn’t be that weak. I’m sure the project funds they used got cut because they had to pay some officials.

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u/Luso311 Sep 16 '26

Satisfactory ending!

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u/hamiltrash52 Sep 16 '26

And where was the twerk?

-1

u/SoUpInYa Sep 16 '26

She should stop being a fatass

-1

u/lost_caus_e Sep 17 '26

Why didn't anyone stop her

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u/atomic_chippie Sep 17 '26

Because shes a grown adult and just experienced the natural consequences of her actions

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u/lost_caus_e Sep 17 '26

Your not wrong but wouldn't it be easier not letting the inebriated climb things and damage property. Also don't want someone getting seriously injured when we're trying to have a good time