r/hmmm • • 13h ago

classic repost hmmm

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u/tohn_jitor 13h ago

From that day forward, little Timmy never confused spray-tan with chocolate ever again.

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u/Baazookah_Zawadi 13h ago

He'll be traumatised for life 😩😭

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u/Some_Switch7648 11h ago

Bro literally left a full face stamp on that glute.

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u/duckduckchook 5h ago

You can even see his nose, lips teeth and tongue lol

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u/222Czar 11h ago

A work of art. Kids run around without looking until they run into something. Then we start looking. That’s the prefrontal cortex for you. Doesn’t fully kick in until 25-ish. Look where you’re going guys, or you’ll get a face full of ass.

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u/meaguita 10h ago

my kid used to just turn and run full speed in any direction without any regard for her surroundings, and I would always get on her about it, until one day she ran head-on into a stranger's stomach. last time she ever did that 😂

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u/elias-sel 8h ago

or you’ll get a face full of ass

I mean....depending on the context that might not be that bad?

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u/222Czar 8h ago

Fair point. I’d revise the title to say Best Case Scenario: Face Full of Ass.

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u/elias-sel 8h ago

high five

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u/Lizard 11h ago

Does anybody else see a little sitting Buddha-like figure in that face stamp?

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u/JustADutchFirefighte 10h ago

Can I just ask, why do bodybuilders get painted brown? What's this obsession with being tan?

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u/Kitchen_Structure516 10h ago

The main reason is that darker skin accentuates the muscles better. As a side bonus if you have some acne or other blemishes on your skin, those get masked away.

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u/Gerolanfalan 7h ago

I can't share the image, but look up Google searches by country metrics of skin bleaching vs tanning.

You'll see which countries prefer which! Basically it's only East And South Asia that prefers skin lightening where the rest of the world prefers tanning

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u/schoolruler 10h ago

He didn't get the chocolate he was looking for.

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 9h ago

Forbidden chocolate

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u/No-Movie-1815 11h ago

Der arme Junge, eigentlich häng man Warnhinweis"Frisch gestrichen " auf 🤔

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u/LovableSidekick 4h ago

Another traumatic bronzing incident - when will we learn!!