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u/a4techkeyboard 4h ago

To become good at that just takes practice, you have to get into the habit.

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u/DizzyBand3111 3h ago

Very good!

Tough crowd

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u/InnocentPrimeMate 1h ago

You know how many people found that funny ? Nun!

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 1h ago

That sounds like conventional wisdom.

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u/wetfloor666 4h ago

Subtle Sister Act joke or am I reading to much into that?

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u/a4techkeyboard 4h ago

While I do enjoy the Sister Act films, I think it's more dipping into the same pool they did as habits are just what the nun clothes are called.

Edit: They do do a lot of practice in those movies, don't they?

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u/high-plains_drifter 5h ago

Atomic saloon in vegas?

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u/Spiegelworld 5h ago

That is correct!

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u/ArcadeToken 5h ago

Definitely. I saw this show in Vegas. It was a hoot!

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u/high-plains_drifter 5h ago

For sure, nice people too, they bumped me up to the balcony from the back row downstairs because it was available and I got curious and explored prior to the show! 👌

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u/Redfish680 4h ago

Saw the original stage show in the Philippines.

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u/IridiumPony 5h ago

Oh shit is FISTO there?

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u/juniorvarsity33 4h ago

Yep. Her blend of unassuming humor and trying not to break during the bits was something that stood out when we saw it.

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u/KebabGud 5h ago

Not as good as the show i saw in Thiland

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u/beepbeepimajeep22 5h ago

Did they shoot ping pong balls at you?

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u/Alaric_-_ 4h ago

I bet some balls were involved in that...

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u/psilome 1h ago

Same, but different.

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u/thegoodrichard 1h ago

Mitzi Dupree has entered the chat.

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u/slayez06 4h ago

about 2 minutes after this video ended she plays the xylophone with them from her lower lips.... no seriously... or that's what's implied. It's atomic saloon in vegas.

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u/mog44net 3h ago

Zero donkeys

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u/scarneedshisownmovie 5h ago

Well fuck this show then! ❤️

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u/Entalope 5h ago

No, that was the Thailand show.

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u/Hephaestus_God 5h ago

Thighland? Sign me up

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u/PrivateUseBadger 4h ago

Jokes? I’ve got nun. Sorry.

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u/XeroEnergy270 4h ago

She learned that trick from a priest

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u/bigbalrogdong 1h ago

It's weird because they usually only teach that trick to the altar boys

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u/ColonelBelmont 4h ago

I guess they had to do something to pass the time while the kids were in school. 

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u/Jencke206 5h ago

Rare footage of an immaculate conception.

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u/al0xx 5h ago

that’s fucking hilarious

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u/Fattybeards 5h ago

A real sister act

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u/Toast_Meat 4h ago

This is just nunsense.

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u/PunfullyObvious 5h ago

The church has changed since back in the days when I attended

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u/nonchalantsir 5h ago

And the priest still choose choir boys with this talent going to waste. That's a sin.

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u/slayez06 4h ago

atomic saloon in vegas... she later implies she does it with her lower lips too.

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u/Informal_Database327 2h ago

SHE'S A WITCH!

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u/J_P_Freely 4h ago

The balls of Christ compell you!

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u/Less-Preference7618 3h ago

Holy Juggler, Batman! It's a Holy Juggler!

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u/Choppergold 2h ago

Takes balls to be a nun

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u/GamingWithBilly 1h ago

Winona Ryder did it better at the USSO show before we went to war with Canada in 1999...it was a good year

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u/MikeTalonNYC 5h ago

That looks like it's from Nunsense or Nunsense II - which are both satire, meaning the "joke" is absolutely the whole point.

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u/queequegaz 5h ago

Somebody should post this to r/funny.

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u/aldone123 5h ago

Anynun can juggle two balls, let’s see her do four

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u/Mean-Employment-790 5h ago

Josuke Higashikata has entered the chat

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u/Raindog46 5h ago

that's a pretty neat trick but could jesus do THIS!?!?!

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u/Shortman19 5h ago

Is that how Winona Ryder did it?

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u/darth_voidptr 3h ago

She did it much better.

But it was for the troops.

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u/devildocjames 5h ago

I thought I was on r/USMC for a second. Crazy show in Oki.

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u/Late-Individual7982 5h ago

I’ve seen this before. If I remember well, she was called something something Yo.

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u/Earthling1a 4h ago

Nun of that, now...

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u/Big-Potato9868 4h ago

What dat otha mouf dew

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u/jdovejr 4h ago

I should call her.

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u/Cattleist 4h ago

"Still 2nd to your Mom!"

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u/Independent_Point134 4h ago

Mmm....cant wait for mother's day.

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u/hneryi 4h ago

Only two? Isn't that arianism?

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u/hiptones 4h ago

The only thing better than seeing her with my balls in her mouth is watching her juggle them.

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u/Klotzster 4h ago

Talent. I got Nun

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u/UT2K4nutcase 4h ago

Finished with a Batusi!

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u/DoubleClickMouse 4h ago

She’s real good with candies.

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u/KileiFedaykin 4h ago

Definitely not a Tiaquana donkey show.

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u/-burnr- 3h ago

The Lord works in mysterious ways

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u/likesexonlycheaper 3h ago

She can swallow my huevos anytime!

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u/EarthIsInOuterSpace 3h ago

She is good at tea bagging herself

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u/RiffyWammel 3h ago

Filthy habit!

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u/_007_Bond_007_ 3h ago

I wonder if the priest can do that

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u/tommysk87 3h ago

She trained on him

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u/_007_Bond_007_ 3h ago

I wonder if he showed anybody else that trick after he was trained

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u/tommysk87 3h ago

How can she blow

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u/Robolaserjesus 3h ago

Sister Jeanne having visions of what she’d like to do for Father Grandier

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u/swordyhotmail 3h ago

This is exactly someone's fetish.

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u/AcydFart 2h ago

the things you do when nobody's fuckin you

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u/nuglasses 1h ago

We used to do the same with grapes. With eggs is really talented.

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u/psilome 1h ago

Mother Superior called. She said to remind you to wash the balls before you put them in your mouth.

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u/Nice_Ad_777 1h ago

I will say she has great breath control

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u/Professional_Ad9809 1h ago

So this nun had two balls…

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u/Stevieo101 58m ago

Literally juggling balls in her mouth

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u/DeepCummer 50m ago

by his grace

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u/Appropriate-Rub3534 42m ago

Nun of that is real

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 40m ago

A true god-given talent.

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u/flash17k 24m ago

Second to nun.

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u/carbonizedtitanium 5m ago

i guess you can call it Teabagging?

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u/swankpoppy 5m ago

She’s Mr. Bucket. The balls come out of her mouth.

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u/Hadr619 5h ago

not exactly the ping pong ball show I was hoping for...

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u/Hksbdb 5h ago

I saw a stripper do that while doing a handstand

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u/Holden_SSV 5h ago

Does she bring out the garden hose next?

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u/-FakeAccount- 5h ago

Gargling gods balls

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u/Towelie4President 5h ago

“The balls of Christ”

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u/HulksDCL 4h ago

I never thought I'd see a nun put a 2 balls in her mouth and blow them.

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u/Spiegelworld 5h ago

Act is from Atomic Saloon Show in Las Vegas, NV.

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u/slayez06 4h ago

what comes next is the good part.... also, turns out the 2nd sister is like the ultra freak bomb shell of the show.

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u/Pyrite13 5h ago

She and Winona Ryder should team up and hit the road.

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u/slash65 5h ago

Mr. bucket...

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u/kirksucks 2h ago

i went to the midnight show and it was way different.