r/funny • • 10h ago

Verified So sick of dating apps

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u/circuitj3rky 10h ago

i keep trying to but its getting me onto too many lists

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u/Xalibu2 6h ago

Found em! Sniffs butt for confirmation

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u/Casual_Deviant 10h ago

Hope you guys enjoy — this was a collaboration between myself and the always incredibly Pierre Mortel.

I’ve been submitting cartoons to the New Yorker for about 2 years now and they just recently published my first one (they passed on this one, but it did find a home elsewhere).

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u/justelectricboogie 10h ago

Nowadays nobody leaves the house. They just send each other money and wave at a tv screen.

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u/Downtown-Dentist-418 10h ago

This is so true i may go out sometimes but mostly staying in the house is moreee relaxing

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u/ulfhelm 9h ago

You still can. It’s called a furry meet.

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u/Infinite-Depth-2943 8h ago

the dogs kinda have a point here. just walking up to someone in the park is lowkey less draining than treating hinge like a second unpaid admin job after 5pm

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u/MyStationIsAbandoned 5h ago

Well for humans, that's illegal. that one guy who keeps going into book store for example......why do they keep releasing that guy

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u/sinrakin 8h ago

I ditched the apps and wasn't going on many dates, sure. Instead, I started to put myself out there in real situations, not expecting anything but being open to people, and I met a girl recently that honestly I may be in love with already. It's different meeting someone in person, not sure if you'll even be friends let alone lovers. Figuring out who they are without an app bio or starting off not trying to impress them makes it so much more organic. She likes me and I'm going to do my best to keep it that way for the foreseeable future.

I know it's a meme, but to all you kids out there, apps can be more trouble than they're worth. Don't make that your only interaction with people or dating.

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u/Embo1 10h ago

You still can, you just gotta believe in yourself

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u/darth_voidptr 9h ago

Taco Bell

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u/DepartmentLow5167 9h ago

the original swipe right, and honestly the success rate was probably higher

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u/_007_Bond_007_ 7h ago

Thanks to COVID, no one sniff butts anymore

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u/Brassens71 5h ago

Surely there must be an app for that!