r/funny • u/rpodovich • 1d ago

Whoever designed this box needs to chill

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u/tidedogs 1d ago

Step 1: put a hole in the box

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u/tidedogs 1d ago

Nobody knows step 2?

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u/tidedogs 23h ago

Put your D#*! in the box. SNL skit

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u/Gadjiltron 20h ago

3: then make her open the box

And that's the way you do it!

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u/tidedogs 16h ago

That was a funny Halloween costume

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 16h ago

It's all fun and games until you get paper cuts.

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u/ArchDucky 1d ago

I got a frozen pizza once that had a free cardboard mustache that you could cut out. So I made the pizza with it on. Best box ever, lol.

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u/cinnamonface9 1d ago

Screaming Italian

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u/Clembert-Hamlamp 23h ago

1 mushroom on the ceiling and the room painted in sauce like a murder scene

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u/ketchuptheclown 20h ago

I'll bet it tasted better because of it!

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u/4LostSoulsinaBowl 23h ago

This feels goatse-adjacent

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u/ImpulseAfterthought 13h ago

I am still traumatized by it all these years later.

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u/Awktung 11h ago

Throw yourself a lemon party with two girls and one cup, eat a couple blue waffles and it'll be all better!

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u/charliesk9unit 17h ago

Paper cut is no joke!

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u/NinaRaizel 23h ago

Please tell me there’s a cat hiding in the box

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u/SeaBear427 20h ago

Naked Wine boxes are the best. The empty boxes become cat toys so putting happy hands in them can lead to cuts and bites. But it is still fun.

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u/Coletteduvs 19h ago

Glory hole got its perfect competition

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u/MisterSneakSneak 1d ago

Neil Gaiman?

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u/toadsintime 1d ago

I read that as happy glands and I giggled a good bit.

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u/MinnesotaHermit 1d ago

I’m not falling for that again

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u/D-Funk187 1d ago

No buds chill!

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u/mightyjoejy 22h ago

Or maybe you just need a drink LOL

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u/Signal-Macaron-4611 11h ago

This is too much I dont have happy hands!

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u/DuelAltenatepiece 8h ago

Happy hands?? is that my pinky finger?