r/funny • u/JusTheNerd • 3d ago

The B Team

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u/JusTheNerd 3d ago

John "I Have a Rough Idea" Smith. His plans work about 60% of the time. Templeton "Decent Personality" Peck. Can occasionally talk his way into a senior discount. H.M. "Mildly Irritated" Murdock. Has a pilot's license, but it's suspended. C+ Baracus. Pities the fool, but only after discussing his feelings with HR.

I love it when a plan...well, at least nobody died

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u/oninokamin 3d ago

If that's the B team, then the C-team is what, a bunch of surly dwarves?

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u/cidici 3d ago

“NOBODY tosses a DWARF!” 😜

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u/Orbita97 3d ago

Angry Lil' Elves

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u/So_be 2d ago

Must be from the South Pole

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u/JesusSavesForHalf 2d ago

Worse. Minecraft youtubers

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u/overdosingOnPie1313 2d ago

*midgets

Plleeeeaaasssee make my memories go away!

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u/brokenringlands 3d ago

at least nobody died.

Spraying Mini14 full auto and still missing is The A Team skill. These guys just leave a trail of bodies behind every botched operation.

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u/TrashyMillennial 2d ago

I actually laughed out loud very hard reading this. This hit so close to home.

This reads like a bunch of people you work with. Like a bunch of rando-morons that you unfortunately need to interact with 5 days a week.

"Do the report, ASSHOLE!"

"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, RICK! FUCK YOU!"

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u/two- 2d ago

I cannot believe I laughed this hard at that. Something is terribly wrong with me.

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u/poofish_10 1d ago

They're still locking in that garage with lots of useful equipment and tools but c+ baracus didn't finish the welding course and Mugdock just shit in the corner and everyone's complaining.

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u/flyingmonkey1257 3d ago

Please tell me thats a Walmart parking lot

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u/JusTheNerd 3d ago

You fuckin know it lol

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u/sabek 2d ago

I love it when a van barely stays together

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u/Mangalorien 2d ago

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can't afford the A-team... maybe you can hire the B-Team.

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u/Gadjiltron 2d ago

I wonder what the theme sounds like pitch shifted down...

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u/FriendlyDespot 2d ago

It's the A-Team theme but played poorly on a dollar store recorder.

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u/BloodyStupid_johnson 2d ago

A kazoo. It's always a kazoo for mocking music. 

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u/pizzathief1 3d ago

I'm mildly tolerant of suckas.

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u/Type-RD 2d ago

I will get on a plane when persuaded.

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u/poofish_10 1d ago

I ain't getting in no aisle seat

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u/Type-RD 1d ago

I feel a little sad for the unwise

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u/WENDING0 3d ago

Finally, the Fool Mr. T was always pitying appears.

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u/Loki-L 2d ago

If you have a problem, if you can't afford no one else to you help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The B-Team

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u/vancityjeep 3d ago

“I love it when a plan comes somewhat together”

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u/yutaka731 3d ago

Take my upvote

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u/domino7873 3d ago

Reminds me of that Robot Chicken skit...

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u/Jackalscott 3d ago

I chortled at “B team”. well done

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u/boomgoon 2d ago

I wish I got a picture, but I saw a TransVan the other day. Looked like an astronaut van, but was painted in the black with gold accents and had a firebird painted on its Itty bitty hood. With large trans van logo on the side, it was majestic

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u/Xyrothor 3d ago

My guy... That's at most team F...

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u/Full-Plankton6852 3d ago

I PITY THE FOOL

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u/DepartmentLow5167 2d ago

this is the team you call when the A-Team's quote was too expensive

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u/redittjoe 3d ago edited 3d ago

BB Barackus

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u/IraqLawbster 3d ago

The theme song being played on a recorder so fitting. 

https://youtu.be/LCHauoGPQpU?is=iGJ13eMDg1r1KvWq

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u/woodbanger04 3d ago

I love it when a plan comes partially together.

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u/1320Fastback 3d ago

Times are tough

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u/TReaper14 3d ago

Attack of the B-Team

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u/Chicks__Hate__Me 3d ago

B Team is being very generous

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u/maroonfalcon 3d ago

Damn I needed this laugh. Thanks, OP

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u/Melodic-Picture48 3d ago

Made me laugh, thank you

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u/eicoeico 2d ago

I dont see the Pray Team vsn. It must be in the shop again

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u/redditor100101011101 2d ago

looks like it needs the AAA team

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u/AlphaRonin99 2d ago

Ooohhh, soo close.

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u/riotz1 2d ago

V Team! Ricky, Julian, everything goes through me, Bubbles. Like a V, from Ricky to me to Julian

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u/ChallengeClose 2d ago

B for budget, but they still get the job done.

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u/Ok_Culture_1914 2d ago

It would be interesting to see what the B Team characters look like.

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u/ChmeeWu 2d ago

“ if you have a problem, and the law won’t help you, and you can’t afford the A-Team, there’s the B-Team”

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u/Costero541 3d ago

I don't get it.

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u/EpicSombreroMan 3d ago

I assume you're born after 2000?

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u/tjr0001 3d ago

I pity the fool who don’t know the A-Team.

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u/Costero541 3d ago

Thank you.
Never watched the show, thankfully -- so I missed this vital cultural reference.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 3d ago

I mean, there was also a fairly popular reboot of the IP with the movie that came out in 2010 too.

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u/tjr0001 2d ago

Highly recommend the movie to anyone for the flying tank scene alone.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 2d ago

That poor confused fisherman.

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u/Costero541 3d ago edited 3d ago

Hahahahaha. By the year 2000, I was half dead. Now, about 7/8.

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u/oso831 3d ago

I was born in '84 and I don't get it

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u/Big_Profession_2218 3d ago

More like Plan B team

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u/ithorc 1d ago

Extradited from the Los Angeles underground for all the crimes they did commit

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u/Opposite_Ad_1707 1d ago

That’s the D team

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u/hwilliams0901 9h ago

It took me a minute but thats hilarious!!!

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u/krakelohm 2d ago

The A mphetamine Team

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u/Johnny1_9 2d ago

I pity that foo.

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u/iury221 2d ago

Gta v lost mc

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u/National-Current-947 2d ago

Is this in Brunswick GA

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u/cam2go 2d ago

More like mobile probable cause

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u/HypedFella 2d ago

Can be made into a cool scooby doo mystery machine?

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u/Frequent_Ring_4574 2d ago

Or the A-Team AFTER a mission

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u/Greefer 2d ago

Perfect title.. well done sir

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u/espressoboyee 2d ago

More the F- team.