r/foundsatan • u/Jeffy_Aware6 • 1d ago

Found him.

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u/Sassy-Flickerr 1d ago

Walmart really handed him the perfect setup and he wasted absolutely no time

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u/No-Zombie1004 1d ago

"I got caught stealing once, when I was five. "

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u/Kozmo-Leaning 1d ago

So you've gotten better at it

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u/vestigialcranium 1d ago

"I enjoy stealing, it's just as simple as that."

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u/AllTheWorldIsAPuzzle 1d ago

I have to say the honesty is refreshing.

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u/Electronic_Bee_ 23h ago

Walmart immediately ran his face thru their facial recognition program to see if they could prosecute.

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u/AwwwNuggetz 22h ago

I prefer jerking off in the change room. Not to finish, just for the memories

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u/Cyberhwk 22h ago

LOL if Walmart notify the police.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/foundsatan-ModTeam 1d ago

Imaginary-Ice-3931's karma ratio is typical of spammers/bots.