r/dankmemes • u/Cruz98387 • 1d ago

"Am I in trouble?

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u/JakenBake19 1d ago

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u/NoNormalNova 1d ago

SHIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/Commander_Skullblade 1d ago

CAESARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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u/bronzemat 1d ago

"I hope the boss doesn't crucify me!"

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u/Cruz98387 1d ago

Nailed it!

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u/IHazMagics Magic the mod gay away 1d ago

It'll blow over after like 3 days

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u/magnum3290 1d ago

Who remembers the subreddit imgoingtohellforthis

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u/luckyvonstreetz 1d ago

That was my favourite, reddit hasn't been the same.

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u/ImEatonNass 1d ago

Hell yeah. I got some of my most offensive memes from there. I miss it so much.

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u/Thedarknight725 ☣️ 1d ago

Was he promoted or demoted?

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u/LarryCrabCake 8h ago

Relocated

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u/zendevs 1d ago

That's a black metal song material right there.

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u/KENBONEISCOOL444 Ewan McGregor 1d ago

"If I am wrong may God strike me down"

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u/__The-1__ 1d ago

Imagine getting the Jesus jumpscare right before you die.

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u/Orneyrocks 1d ago

That has got to be some divine retribution.

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u/SpudgeFunker210 1d ago

Reminds me of when Brandon Robertson (well known TikTok "pastor") was mid-blasphemy and lightning struck his church. Maybe this poor priest was totally innocent and it's a freak accident, but you can't help but wonder...

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u/Puckwallow 1d ago

Jesus off the top rope

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u/ajayak007 1d ago

Well I think Jesus was not nailed properly.

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u/phallic-baldwin 1d ago

Now, there's allegations of him stealing about $2 Million from the Church 😆

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u/the_confused_lad 1d ago

That one young boy in the church: oh lord.. save me from this priest
Jesus: Say no more

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u/Osiris-Amun-Ra ☣️ 1d ago

How boring were his sermons that even Jesus had enough?

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u/-BigBadBeef- 1d ago

The sins of the church are finally catching up to them.

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u/turbobuddah ☣️ 1d ago

Nailed by the cross

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u/skillywilly56 1d ago

Need some Roman’s to make sure Jesus gets nailed properly.

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u/Wardinator1991 1d ago

God’s plan

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u/Cripnoll 23h ago

He got smote

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u/chazakamatz 22h ago

I guess Jesus wasn't a good carpenter after all.

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u/SurvivalPro03 22h ago

I really hate that i literally JUST watched the full video of this not even an hour ago. And then i see this post. The universe is tryna sell me something...

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u/Cruz98387 22h ago

Don't embezzle millions from the faithful, then hold mass like you're blameless? "Upper management" isn't likely to let that go.

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u/SolidUltra 11h ago

Regardless of your belief, you shouldn't shame people who has other religions specially when someone die.

What is funny and sad here is actually seeing christians who mock this, I am a Muslim and i feel weird when I sympathize with this while some Christins boys don't

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u/Cruz98387 1h ago

This is a preist who was guilty of taking large sums of money from the congregation he led. He was not supposed to hold a service as a disgraced preist, yet here he was, and died after delivering a rather ironic message. We mock him because he is fallen and unrepentant.

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u/Straight_Jaguar 1h ago

"if I'm lying, may he strike me dead."

Creak---CRASH

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u/feeltrig 18h ago

Jesus came personally to take him to heaven

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u/No_Question_8083 14h ago

Damn he died by the cross

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u/Cruz98387 10h ago

Live by....die by....

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u/GabeFoxIX 13h ago

ITS JESUS WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!

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u/Emperor_of_Feet 12h ago

Really ironic that he said „one day, all of us will die“ literally as his last sentence before the cross struck him 

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u/Cruz98387 1h ago

JC was like, "Bet!"

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u/legit_doom_scroller 1d ago

Cool. Poetic.

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u/yonishunga 1d ago

Gaaaawd I should laugh at this so hard...

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u/feeltrig 18h ago

Reminds me of jumping off corner in WWE

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u/ShellySnail 13h ago

Well that's kinda ironic