r/classicwow • u/Creyze • 15h ago

Forever Beta extended, hoping for one more patch

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u/Ok_Occasion1570 15h ago

Devs hear me out. Dwarves 25% increased run speed when you run bare feet by unequipping boots

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u/lesupermark 15h ago

50% increased run speed if they are running toward the direction of the nearest tavern. (They want booze.)

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u/Orgrum0 15h ago

100% increased run speed when they are naked and heavily drunk

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u/Aaron-sReddit 14h ago

150% increased run speed if you wash your back

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u/wiggle987 13h ago

200% increased run speed because you're the only person on the server who chose a female dwarf.

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u/uncensored_opinions 12h ago

200% if feet = ground

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u/Available-Bid-1006 8h ago

250% if youre being good.

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u/Biggie62 2h ago

300% chance of beating their wife/significant other

Damn did I just take it too far?

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u/Kotef 14h ago

Soap on a rope can only be fished from a raid after doing an elaborate secret hunt

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u/Kouchien 14h ago

Make gnome be able to turn invisible when they use the one ring but will be marked on hole map for all horde players and they can kill the gnome without been pvp flagged.

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u/Voyager7794 14h ago

i would like to learn more about this... hole map...

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u/Kouchien 12h ago

Say he does that in strangelthorn then on that map as example. So all horde will get a mark where he/she is.

A bit like retails warfront think it was, if you had kill 10? Players of opposite faction without dying you will get buffed but marked for them all. But without the gnome getting buffed now.

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u/GoblinsProblem 11h ago

Their joke was that you typed hole instead of Whole

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u/frostedz 14h ago

would be genuinely hilarious for every other Ally race lmao. Every Dwarf you run into is naked and drunk, slurring their words.

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u/popmycherryyosh 14h ago

150% run speed if they are running towards a burning mountain...no wait, wrong short race

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u/SoulmaN__ 14h ago

Usable in raids because the devs are adding bars / taverns like in BRD to all raids, including naxx, where Mr. Bigglesworth is the barkeeper

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u/Hetfeeld 14h ago

That was quite a good joke until you explained it :(

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u/GiveUpTheKarma 13h ago

150% increased run speed toward chests you see with treasure track lol

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u/DarthMeowers 13h ago

25% decreased if running longer than 5 mins. As they’re natural sprinters.

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u/SomeStarcraftDude 12h ago

Steinstriding

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u/Salamander115 14h ago

[Keep Yer Feet On The Ground]

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u/Uvanimor 14h ago

This is the secret moonwalk passive they have (back-pedalling moves at full run-speed)

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u/Maristara 14h ago

50% increased run speed when they start moving, which rapidly decays to 0%. Because dwarves are natural sprinters!

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u/ButtonedEye41 14h ago

Dwarves 25% run speed after looting a chest

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u/DriftarFarfar 14h ago

And the racial ability is called; Yippie!!

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u/HodortheGreat 2018 Riddle Master 7/21 13h ago

And it unlocks a special jump animation where they click their heels

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u/FUTFUTFUTFUTFUTFUT 14h ago

Dwarves: vendors give you a 100% reduction in repair costs for chest armour for having the cleanest backs in Azeroth.

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u/PennyBunPudding 14h ago

When drunk dwarves hit mobs as though the drunken mob level is correct

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u/Tendas 13h ago

…is that you Tarantino?

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u/Solheimx 13h ago

Mongo is appalled!

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u/kystus 6h ago

Dwarves get drunk 50% slower when their back is not whashed.

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u/Ok_Week_7682 14h ago

besides the restriction on dwarves, i like the idea. i was thinking dualwield 2hs for warrs if not wearing a chest

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u/jamsus 14h ago

haw are yah?

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u/Objective_Toe_49 12h ago

Faster, AND we see feet? Hell yeah

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u/UncleBobrobbo 11h ago

give them the ability to turn into a donut and roll at 200% speed
"Keep your feet on yer back"

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u/Heathens-_- 11h ago

Combine all the bottom ideas into one.

Dwarves get a movement speed for 15% and a damage reduction for the same amount for 10 seconds but are *drunk* when doing it. The drunk effect last 15 seconds.

Called like "Dwarven Flask" or some shit.

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u/Mission-Coffee15 10h ago

A on use sprint with low duration (as they are natural sprinter)

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u/Claris-chang 14h ago

No, dwarves without boots can only RP walk. Reduce movement speed by 50% for dwarves with their stinky stompers out.