r/antimeme • • 14h ago

She loves the clothes

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u/qualityvote2 🤖Suspected as Bot🤖 14h ago edited 12h ago

Good news, the community has decided that this IS an antimeme!

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u/Randigno9021 14h ago

The Chinese texts in the right image translates to

"Baby, I didn't drink. I just used alcohol to wipe the wounds in my heart" or something like this

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u/NotTheCraftyVeteran 11h ago

Bars, I fear

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u/IndependentTap8594 14h ago

Ohwhatthefuck

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u/stevvvvewith4vs 14h ago

I love Chinese twitter

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u/IndependentTap8594 14h ago

hi im chinese twitter

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u/IndependentTap8594 14h ago

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u/IndependentTap8594 14h ago

shut the fuck up dude let me cook

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u/IndependentTap8594 14h ago

alright mb mb

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u/Muted_Inspection_871 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 14h ago

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u/xPolarPlayz 14h ago

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u/Bemz-c300 14h ago

No I mentally quit day 1

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u/FormingTheVoid 13h ago

No, Super Mario 64 Bot, no I am not.

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u/SaladBudget9368 10h ago

Me neither, ever since my Super Mario 64 bot vanished

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u/KanaArima5 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 14h ago

r/sssdfg get yo member's ass back there, mfer slipped through the cracks

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u/LKEBlock 14h ago

smooth

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u/2000-2010_enjoyer 13h ago

if only there's a sub for schizophrenic post

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u/2000-2010_enjoyer 13h ago

i know right? it would be great

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u/IndependentTap8594 13h ago

put me in the screenshot

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u/applesause_God ✏️I'M HERE JUST FOR THE COMMENT THREADS 9h ago
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u/MewtwoMainIsHere 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 8h ago

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u/loscapos5 8h ago

FAAAAAH

faah

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u/TheDevilishFrenchfry 7h ago

Bro wants his super perky ass that ripples smacked so he can spray his slutty juices (semen) everywhere

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u/Nikoladge 11h ago

Somehow, even more deranged than r/JapanesePeopleTwitter

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u/DeadmansClothes 10h ago

Is that one part about the 3 things at once true?

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u/Divicarpe 9h ago

It is 3 erogenous zones, and the effect of stimulation are mostly commulative.

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u/DeadmansClothes 8h ago

Oh lord. 🥵

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u/dingwinger1225 14h ago

What’s with Chinese tweets these days

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u/Garionreturns2 14h ago

They saw what the Japanese were posting and wanted to compete in the degeneracy olympics.

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u/Shoggnozzle 14h ago

I think foreign sensibilities are just fun. People are maybe a bit fatigued by the Japanese and their hard-line stances on certain things, software/television piracy being one I've seen, and went looking elsewhere. People on average are very polite, but every culture is unhinged in their own way. We're no different, I know some cultures find the American proclivity to be very out and proud with our politics pretty jarring, maybe funny, too.

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u/Narco_Marcion1075 13h ago

I think this is less of culture and more so indviduals who are already unhinged finally finding the outlet to express without consequence

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u/tengma8 12h ago

China blocks twitter, so Chinese can only access it with VPN.

People don't use a VPN to access blocked website to post normal stuff. the only time a Chinese would post on twitter is to post something that is banned in China

which, for 90% of Chinese tiwtter user, that "something" is porn. so Chinese twitter is like a distilled extract of porn and pervertedness. also a lot of trans/femboys

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u/Menchi-sama 12h ago

Note that it doesn't necessarily apply to all countries. Russia also blocks Twitter, but there are lots of relatively normal posts in Russian.

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u/Abadon_U 2h ago

Yeah because every sane person runs VPN there. YouTube and shit is blocked as well, and unlike china there is no alternative

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u/AprilVampire277 8h ago

Is not blocked, is the other way around, twitter is blocked from spreading into china, check how chinese users easily go to twitter to post but westerns users can't easily go to weibo to post

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u/yourstruly912 14h ago

I imagine in chinese social media any lewdity is censored so they go to Twitter for this sort of things

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u/daedrahomie 12h ago

Well akschually its just not like that. Theres weibo (Chinese twitter) behind the firewall which everybody uses and sometimes the degeneracy some people post there is just eye watering.

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u/Soga1404 4h ago

The amount of porn on Douyin is hilarious.

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u/pepehandreee 12h ago

There r 2 types of Chinese who post on Twitter.

The first have the most unhinged political opinions, they r either the self loathing fascist or the unironically Han-supremacist.

The second r there for porn, and literally just porn.

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u/Eastern-Yogurt8972 14h ago edited 14h ago

Unironically think hot men are the most beautiful thing in this world, and no I'm not even remotely joking. Whenever I'm bored, I have extremely detailed daydreams smokin hot dudes that are so vivid I zone out everything around me. Gooning to men is the reason this heart still beats, and going home to a really hot guy each day and wholesomely snuggling under the covers while you watch netflix is the ultimate goal in life. The thought of hot men is genuinely a big factor in a lot of what I do. Games? get to play with hot guys. Gym? Get to BE a hot guy. Dating? Self explanatory.

Fuck i love being gay

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u/AlarmingAffect0 13h ago

Damn, must be nice. Good for you.

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u/FerociousStrawberry 13h ago

kinda based ngl

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u/Easy_Crab9516 7h ago

I don't know how to explain it. But your pretty pure of heart dude. Go shine you crazy diamond 

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u/thra812 8h ago

The more I read the more I was certain this could only, only have been written by a gay dude.

God I love and appreciate gay dudes so much.

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u/KubaSamuel 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 14h ago

Antimeme: Ahh wholesome

Onigiri: WOAW OK

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u/NotBreadyy 🔒OR🗑️ CALL IT 9h ago

Antimeme: Ahh wholesome

Onigir: Ahh wholesome

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u/Meditating_Owl 14h ago

I don't know who this person is, I don't know how these thoughts came to reside in their mind, I don't know why they'd share it with the world; but I like it.

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u/AxiumTea 14h ago

That's a... guy?

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u/DakittyRizzard 14h ago

mmmfgh

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u/Old_Construction_838 14h ago

nice reference

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u/DakittyRizzard 14h ago

who said it was for the reference?~

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u/unstable_fella 14h ago

Even better

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u/Thundering-Cloud 14h ago

That's the beauty of it bro

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u/Kitchen-Function5150 12h ago

If that is a femboy who gets to have that bone structure i am literally going to kill myself. I doubt it tho

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u/SaltyBarnacles57 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 5h ago

I checked their profile and they refer to themselves as a guy

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u/Anomalocarls 4h ago

its incredibly depressing to see cis men whose baseline state is as feminine as what i fought for close to a decade to attain. like come on im literally on hrt and have had various forms of body modification performed to look more feminine then some guy just naturally passes

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u/Kitchen-Function5150 4h ago

Fr, Im new to transitioning and it feels so unfair that I will never have as perfect of a body as these ppl

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u/Anomalocarls 4h ago

yeah. the only good part is that if they don't get on hrt, they will masculinize with time while we won't. the internet makes the disparity feel worse, in my experience. irl most trans people are unlucky; we just aren't as open online. ive surrounded myself in trans people irl and it helped me feel less alone because im not the unluckiest by far. out of all the others i know, only the trans men pass fully, and i and one other trans woman i know pass about half the time

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u/killertortilla 12h ago

Is it not making fun of how men seem to write about women? I thought that seemed obvious but now I'm second guessing myself.

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u/hyprsnpr67 11h ago edited 11h ago

Nope, it's a woman writing about men. Check the profile. This type of person is a lot more common in Asia

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u/SaltyBarnacles57 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 5h ago

I checked their profile and they refer to themselves as a guy, where do you see that it's a woman?

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u/princesoceronte 13h ago

I love the "...slutty juices (semen)..." clarification

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u/TwiceTheSize_YT 10h ago

Well some of us have gastrointestinal issues that make that distinction necessary.

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u/OkBuddyRetardSS 14h ago

I goon to this btw

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u/Haunting_Resolve2565 ☠️I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE☠️ 14h ago

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u/yujimaruxtomboys 14h ago

No lies detected 👀👀👀

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u/Curi_momos_las_papas 14h ago

Lowkey agreed on most, guys are fuckable as fuck but... didn't China took away liberty of expression? Cause this person seems to have more than what they actually need

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u/CompactAvocado 14h ago

they use VPNs n shit blud

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u/PickledPlumPlot 13h ago

You’d be surprised how much gay shit comes out of China, they are very much are living on the edge a bit with this, but it’s not uncommon. The laws are on the books, but are not typically enforced.

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u/Specialist_Box3630 13h ago

I'd recommend watching this video (link is clean, goes to YouTube). It's pretty nuanced.

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u/VoidKnight_00 13h ago

Informative. Thank you!

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u/Electrical-Review180 13h ago

What can l expect when l click there

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u/Specialist_Box3630 13h ago edited 13h ago

It's a video discussing LGBTQ+ rights and culture in China, which naturally also includes talking about freedom of expression and such.

Edit: It's also not the longest watch, at about 24 minutes. It won't take too much time out of your day.

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u/MrLarp6000 14h ago

They could be Taiwanese

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u/EI_TokyoTeddyBear 14h ago

Nah the image has simplified chinese

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u/TvuvbubuTheIdiot 14h ago

Malaysia or Singapore (we use simplified Chinese. Well in Malaysia at least not sure about Singapore.)

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u/lilkittyemz 14h ago

We do use simplified Chinese in Singapore mostly

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u/Curi_momos_las_papas 14h ago

That isn't a country buddy (i need to keep my Social Credit in case WW3 happens and China wins)

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u/Eastern-Yogurt8972 14h ago

This could be their main outlet to express years of valid sexual urges towards really fucking hot men

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u/AprilVampire277 8h ago

You were just told that by red scare propaganda lol, there's censorship in the way that we don't allow fictional pedophilia and out it in almost every show like Japan does (check jobless reincarnation and how it glorifies pedophiles) but wtf is taking away liberty of expression because some shit is too deranged to?

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u/doomscrolling41 7h ago

I don't even like China but seeing this regurgitated CIA propoganda makes me want to defend it

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u/TheEmeraldMaster1234 13h ago

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u/NotBreadyy 🔒OR🗑️ CALL IT 9h ago

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u/SoulLess-1 13h ago

Some men don't actually feel much in their nipples.

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u/t-i-d-g-e 12h ago

(semen)

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u/TheExoSpider 14h ago

Literally me

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u/Yo-Imma-HK-fann 14h ago

Honestly? Need

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u/ad-undeterminam 14h ago

K, they're just horny.

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u/Gingeyboi1 14h ago

Honestly this onigiri is making me happy as a (non binary) femboy.

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u/Darkgamer32_ 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 13h ago

a (non binary) femboy.

A femthey?

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u/Gingeyboi1 13h ago

Femboy, femboi, femby, femthey, honestly could call me a tomboy (I do look very boyish and want to be feminine so honestly yes can apply the tomboy label to me) however I am using the non binary label for my time in questioning, until I know for certain what I am, but using non binary/nb next to femboy makes me happy.

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u/MsCompy I ♥️ Reposts 7h ago

I will call you Bob Leponge

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u/Acutely_Steph 3h ago

As a gentle dom girl, I'm thankful for sub penis havers.

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u/naplesball TRANS🏳️‍⚧️ 14h ago

True...

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u/AyeGimmeGimme 13h ago

A little explicit but based nonetheless

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u/you_not_a_werid_dude 🔒OR🗑️ CALL IT 13h ago

Sat down and read this in a goofball voice (tbe the ghost from brain dump) and read this for a good 5 minutes

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u/PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS 12h ago

NGL that's fucking hot.

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u/Jugaimo 11h ago

Holy fuck. I revoke my gooner status because I cannot hope to match that.

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u/Alternative-List-153 13h ago

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u/thra812 8h ago

AND THEN HE CLICKED POST!!!

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u/Dr-meemis 14h ago

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u/FalseRatQueen 14h ago

On the contrary, very comprehensible, may god bless your ignorant soul.

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u/I_Like_Cats73 14h ago

Too comprehensible, may god have mercy on your wretched soul

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u/zalcecan 11h ago

Coward

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u/Old_Construction_838 14h ago

japanese and chinese are always translation=gem

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u/-Cactus_Jack- 13h ago

Lowkey want to try it to see how its feels tho

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u/miss_wannadie 13h ago

I agree 👍🏼

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u/Rocketkid-star 12h ago

I see no lies here

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u/WebAccount1744 14h ago

Maybe i am chinese….

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u/CatKat10 13h ago

Couple goals

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u/zaborgmonarch 13h ago

This is standard grade horny. I am disappointed

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u/LuckyTia309 13h ago

Yea we west bro don't have SHIT on eastern social media

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u/Vanaquish231 13h ago

Ikr super sexy!

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u/abysmalmoral 13h ago

they are speaking the gospel

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u/K1rk0npolttaja 11h ago

sis is HORNY

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u/MiaLovelytomo 11h ago

Idk, when you're right you're right

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u/heliosark10 14h ago

Jesus girl.

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u/uhtcearum 7h ago

What the fuck lmao

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u/Specialist-Serve-940 11h ago

Как ой же хуёвый день чтобы знать английский

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u/DaPandaCat 11h ago

I thrive to be this real 🤧

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u/LKEBlock 14h ago

honestly, i can't even be disturbed because that is impressive levels or horny

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u/kitsunecannon 13h ago

I have no words

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u/Powerful-Chard-6055 13h ago

As a guy, this made me feel uncomfortable. As a teenager, I feel like this level of making me feel icky should make me able to get compensation for this.

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u/IndependentTap8594 14h ago

how do i add nfsw tag to a comment

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u/Mrbonkor 14h ago

Oh boy if we are counting belly as nsfw pibble must hide

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u/I_Like_Cats73 14h ago

Have you read the onigri

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u/Mrbonkor 11h ago

Yes, I just wanted to call out to my guy Pibble, whose belly we need to wash.

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u/MsCompy I ♥️ Reposts 9h ago

Wash mah belly

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u/IndependentTap8594 13h ago

why are 6% of you german

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u/LiebesNektar 12h ago

You posted during lunch break here 

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u/Melon_Banana 14h ago

Too anyone who knows, is the Chinese twitter composed entirely of Chinese speakers outside of Mainland China?

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u/No-Conversation-3996 13h ago

theyre chinese ppl in china using a vpn

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u/birbseggser 13h ago

Yeah, surprisingly a lot actually. IIRC back when i goes to china, apparently the rule against VPN are not actually enforced. Its kinda like jaywalking in the US.

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u/watchedngnl 9h ago

It's enforced for people who are too political. The ccp is remarkably open to you if you don't challenge thier truth

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u/Unlucky_Ad3551 11h ago

I almost got beaten to a pulp by trafic enforcers for jaywalking in Missouri (Downtown Col.)...

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u/StrangelyGrimm 9h ago

Well the problem is that you need to leave China, download a VPN, then come back to use one. So the difficulty of obtaining one is the deterrent.

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u/Melon_Banana 13h ago

Oh I see! I do know it's relatively easy to get a VPN in China, but I didn't think they would use twitter when they have their own social media. I guess because twitter is uncensored by Chinese standards? I do see a lot of Chinese Femboy porn and I always thought those were from Taiwan. Glad to see the more people from China having a more global perspective instead of just living in the Great Firewall.

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u/Relevant-Piper-4141 12h ago

Pretty much any western platform is less censored than Chinese ones, the bar is very low. Twitter allowing 18+ content is also a major reason of why it's popular among Chinese.

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u/Huhthisisneathuh 12h ago

Also why so many Chinese tweets tend to be unhinged horny schizo ramblings. The concentrated horniness of hundreds of millions of Chinese people are hitting the site. Not spread out among dozens like other western websites. Especially when most normal sfw stuff can be posted on party allowed sites.

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u/senpai_dewitos 13h ago

It's very common to use vpns in China

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u/Not_Shingen 14h ago

Tummy just hits different bruh

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u/Alert-Sock-7076 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 13h ago

Hmm

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u/Ok-Barracuda457 14h ago

Who's this 

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u/ThisSir5918 13h ago

A guy.

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u/abysmalmoral 13h ago

That's not what they asked.

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u/Zer04ourSomething 7h ago

Maybe twitter isn't so bad

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u/ThinDirection8931 3h ago

Anime girl from amairo chocolate if anyone wonder

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u/school_cat 2h ago

Average twitter convo