r/Wellthatsucks • • 10h ago

Yesterday I discovered I need surgery, following a recent day off of work where by 8am I had managed to lock my knee, give myself multiple meniscus tears and an MCL injury through the extreme sport of 'standing up in my 30s.'

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u/guys_pm_urprettyface 10h ago

Welcome to 30s. I tore my ligament while walking on a normal, straight street.

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u/jpeach17 10h ago

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u/guys_pm_urprettyface 10h ago

Now I have two screws inside me. So, a step closer to ironman! Yay me! 🥲

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u/H010CR0N 10h ago

Slipped on a sidewalk and shattered my tibia and ankle.

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u/zinsser 9h ago

My friend's wife stepped off the curb after a movie and shattered her ankle. He helped her up so they could hop to the car and the first hop broke her other ankle. The hospital ran tests and discovered she was in the advanced stages of a degenerative bone disease. She went from normal, active human to a needing a walker and going on permanent disability.

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u/RichardSnoodgrass 9h ago

Oh gosh that is incredibly rough. Her body betraying her like that. My complaints pale (and are translucent) in comparison.

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u/zinsser 7h ago

Yeah, that aged her a lot and made her bitter.

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u/bitkeyfour 9h ago

Your 30s really said ligaments are now a subscription service and you missed a payment

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u/cam-san 4h ago

I've already rolled my left ankle twice so bad that I had to get x-rays both times in recent years. I'm 18. It's only downhill from here.

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u/Impressive_Bus7521 10h ago edited 10h ago

Condolences, my friend.  I hope you have a speedy recovery.  I broke a toe a few days ago.  Healing it in my late 60s is gonna be a long slog, I think.  My extreme sport was walking shoeless, in the dark, past a piece of furniture that has been in the same spot for decades.  It's been lying in wait all that time. 

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u/Wiley_Jack 9h ago

Yeah, I’ve done a few of these. That’s why I finally relented and started wearing house slippers. The good news is that bones should still heal up in about 6 weeks, even at your age.

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u/zg6089 8h ago

Just waiting for the perfect time to strike.

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u/Acceptable-Net-891 2h ago

I broke my toe a few years ago on my kayak rack. I’m in my 60’s. Foot dr told me it was going to be a while to heal. Had to get all new shoes.

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u/KoutaFox 10h ago

30’s? How has 30 become geriatric these days. Has human lifespan dropped to 50?

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u/Baelish2016 10h ago

Super sedentary lifestyles, little to no exercise, bad eating habits, etc etc.

Obviously not the case for everyone (bad luck, illness), but it makes up a decent chunk of it.

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u/KoutaFox 9h ago

Hell I’m 54, eat nothing but processed bs, exercise is little to nothing and a lifetime smoker. I feel healthier than most of the comments I see here 😆

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u/ShikonDragon 9h ago

You won the good genes lottery pool

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u/DakittyRizzard 5h ago

since 15 I've been in and out of hospitals due to various health issues.

give me your genes or I'm giving you scoliosis

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u/islobojono 3h ago

Don't jinx yourself.

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u/KoutaFox 2h ago

Oh I’m well aware that the Pizza Hut bacon and shroom pizza I just ate will either be heart burn or heart attack…or both 🤔

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u/islobojono 2h ago

things always happened to me right after i boasting. 😂

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u/islobojono 2h ago

I've experienced that too, went to the er for heart attack, they give me antacids and muscle relaxant. 😂

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u/Biltong09 3h ago

I am just learning this now from this thread. As a 49yr old I suppose this is goodbye, I wish all of you redditors well and thanks for the laughs and memes, god speed.

Except for you Patrick, see you in hell.

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u/KoutaFox 2h ago

Lmao I’m past due, imagine how I feel 😂

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u/PiskoWK 10h ago

I tore my meniscus leaning over the couch to plug in halloween lights in 2008. Twisted my knee to get back to seating position and my knee had a chunk of meniscus flap away from the bone and lock my knee in a 20 degree angle. I was 24.

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u/GoldberryoTulgeyWood 9h ago

Show off. JK! I hope you're ok!

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u/PiskoWK 8h ago

The only thing I have to "show off" is a 6" scar lmao.

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u/jpeach17 9h ago

Yep that'ss me: bucket-handle tear. Still can't straighten my leg, but at least I can touch the floor now. My leg was basically stuck at 90 degrees for the first three days!

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u/PiskoWK 8h ago

Learning to sleep with one leg up was a big boon. Also, don't be like me and actually go to physical therapy. I had issues for years after surgery because I didn't go.

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u/littlemoon-03 10h ago

Try to sneeze your back goes out

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u/djdavies82 10h ago

I've managed to pull my intercoastal muscles by sneezing

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u/GoldberryoTulgeyWood 9h ago

Same! It was an inordinate amount of pain!

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u/djdavies82 8h ago

I know, breathing was not fun for a while

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u/hwilliams0901 10h ago

Dont feel badly, I dislocated my knee and broke a piece of my knee cap off by.....gently jogging after a basketball in my 30's lol.

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u/Popular_Anybody_3244 10h ago

All I hear is digimon music. You are going to evolve into a metalgreymon.

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u/reddit001aa1 10h ago

"Your subscription to knees has expired "

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u/Impressive_Bus7521 8h ago

Hello? "Hello! We've been trying to reach about your expired knee warranty, and would..." -click-

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u/mrf87 9h ago edited 9h ago

Going through it right now bro. I was diagnosed around puberty (14) with floating joints syndrome. This is my 14th dislocation in 25 years between two knees. All i did for this one was slip on some standing water from my leaky washing machine in the laundry room here at home. I have also had seven surgeries in that time. I feel for you bro...like i said I am back in the brace for the 14th time right now.

Whatever happens surgery or not....kill it at physical therapy. Do what they tell yoy and then some. My last surgery on my right knee was so extensive they told me I would never walk right again. Took almost two years but I do not walk with a limp, when both knees are at least stable

Good luck and god speed brother!!!!

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u/islobojono 3h ago

Mr.Glass?

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u/mrf87 3h ago

Kind of lol. This is what happened. During my development all my joints decided to be fine..except my knees. I have about 1/3 of the joint depth (where your knees sit in the joint) that a normal person has. So too much torque at all and I end up in the ER with a dislocated joint the orthopedic doctor has to be called for to put back into place. This last disloacationmy knee was out 3 1/2 hours before they could set it, talk about misrable

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u/SlowCrates 10h ago

I once popped my chest plate tying my shoe. It took two years to heal and hurt like hell. I was in my thirties. I'm now 44 and scared of everything.

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u/aleques-itj 10h ago

I tore my meniscus lifting a case of water out of a car trunk

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u/Dependent-Green-7900 9h ago

I dislocate my shoulders and/or elbows by the extreme sport of reaching for something or dislocating my hip from a bump in the road

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u/Dancinfool830 8h ago

I have hyper-elasticity in my ligaments, dislocated my shoulder the day before my 21st birthday. Dislocated it 12 times over the next decade. Had shoulder surgery at 31, couple years later tore my rotator cuff. One of my dislocations was because I was putting on a button down shirt.

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u/Dependent-Green-7900 8h ago

Buttons are the worst, I have Classical EDS, I think I was diagnosed so early because my mother was dislocating my shoulders and elbows trying to put me in the infant car seat and I was diagnosed at 6. I manage to dislocate something at least once a day

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u/Dancinfool830 8h ago

I am sorry to hear that. That is a tough diagnosis. For what it is worth, I am proud of you.

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u/DinkyPrincess 8h ago

Hyper mobility is so much fun.

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u/Dancinfool830 7h ago

Fun as a hangover. I at least had fun getting the hangover

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u/ADuckAgo 3h ago

Oh no! You got the bumpy hip hop too! 😭

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck 10h ago

I broke a bone in my spine standing up.

Bodies suck >_<

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u/Muted_Masterpiece535 10h ago

I am 46 no knee issues or anything. But then again I never over achieved at life. So it all comes out = at the end. 

  • Always took the easy job.

  • Never jumped out of a perfectly good airplane.

  • And made watching TV a national sport. 

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u/rvingthrulife 10h ago

Knees are the worst design. Mine have always been an issue, compounded by a couple of injuries in my teens which were never properly healed.
So in my late 50s I got them both replaced.
Today I could kick myself for not doing it sooner: Alignment and rotation restored, all I had to do was proper rehab and staying active.
Today I have no pain, perfect stability and mobility, I'm skipping everywhere like a kid.
... Well except on rainy days, I'm a walking barometer, lol.

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u/SyncroTDi 10h ago

Wait till you're 60, if you make it!

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u/TertlFace 8h ago

You just got up??! Without warming up or anything?!!? You gotta prepare for vigorous activity. Can’t just be getting off the couch like you’re coming off the bench in a NBA game.

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u/FinancialOlive7528 7h ago

Last year i broke my leg by trying to stand, my leg fell asleep so iust collapsed. Also in my early 30s

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u/sorestgore 10h ago

Sounds about right. After 29-30, our bodies are actively trying to self destruct. My 37 year old coworker threw his back out last week while doing the extreme activity of brushing his teeth

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u/Quiverjones 9h ago

Thats a bummer bro If it makes you feel better Im doing just fine bro

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u/Palidin034 9h ago

Guys.

Stretch more.

please

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u/DrunkBuzzard 9h ago

It’s gonna get worse a friend of mine in the 60s stood up off the couch and fractured his leg right near his hip and had to spend a month in care. He had really good insurance and they waited on him hand and foot, but it was still a month away from home.

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u/Green-Dragon-14 8h ago

I tore the ligaments in my knee by standing up.

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u/Blazejak 8h ago

31 here. Tried to put on a sock while standing up. Out of nowhere my lower back effectively froze, sharp pain up to my cervical and down to my knees. I just remained in the bathroom like I was electrocuted and screamed in pain. My wife was very confused. I have no lower back problems, generally speaking. I am a personal trainer, so I'm fairly active. Now I can kinda arch my back a little, but it hurts. Hope I don't have to go to the hospital. I am confused. And I am 31.

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u/Greydusk1324 10h ago

44 and getting a total hip replacement in a month. The left will be in a year or 2. Hereditary severe osteoarthritis is no fun.

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u/NERO1701D 10h ago

Welcome to the club. Should have got the extended warranty.

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u/lost_bunny877 10h ago

I fractured my shoulder by sleeping on my side. No I'm not overweight. I'm only 52kgs. I'm only 39.

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u/_AirMike_ 10h ago

I’m 24, completely ruptured my PCL and slightly tore my Meniscus while dancing in January.

Haven’t had surgery, mostly recovered via physiotherapy. Hang in there bud.

It’ll suck, really bad but you will feel improvement as you heal after the surgery. Focus on the recovery and don’t skip physio. Best of luck!

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u/Isis_J 9h ago

30 with two slipped discs and cubital tunnel in both arms 🙋🏽‍♀️ no idea what happened, just all downhill after 26 😂

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u/NurseDave8 9h ago

Wait until you pull something from stretching when you wake up.

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u/HashRunner 9h ago

What were you thinking? Are you sponsored by red bull mister risk taker?

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u/simplebutstrange 9h ago

I slipped a disc in my back by leaning over

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u/Most-Yam1039 9h ago

Same

Threw my back out tying my shoes while sitting in a chair

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u/overdramaticpan 9h ago

got a similar injury when i was picking up a pencil from the floor in a chair when i was ~15

the spot still gives me issues to this day, the human body is strangely fragile and resilient at the same time

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u/simplebutstrange 8h ago

I totally understand. Hurt my back 12 years ago and it will never heal, all i can do is go to the gym to manage it.

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u/Proper-Process1578 9h ago

Getting older sucks!

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u/sssnakepit127 9h ago

One time I sneezed the wrong way in the shower and couldn’t move for 2 weeks.

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u/StuBidasol 9h ago

Psssh Overachiever...

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u/Nheea 9h ago

Tore (not much but enough to have a year full of pain) my meniscus by sitting in an awful position at my microscope at work. I still feel it slip sometimes. Ughhh.

Have a quick recovery OP and don't skip on physiotherapy!

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u/zinsser 9h ago

At 50-ish friend of mine stooped to check the pilot light on his water heater and his knee locked up solid. His son helped him hobble to the car to drive him to urgi-care, but they sent him to ER. He had surgery the following day for an exploded meniscus.

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u/N0n-Z3r0-Ch4nc3 9h ago

Bucket handle tear. Bummer.

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u/devon1392 9h ago

I tripped down one step and broke one ankle and 3 bones in the other foot. That's when I found out that I have weak bones. One step!

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u/kez985 9h ago

Tore my ACL early 30s…got it repaired and discovered my right internal hip rotation was like 10degrees. Started yoga and have honestly never had better posture in my life. Strengthening and stretching!!! It’s still not too late

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u/tarantina68 9h ago

I fell down 2 stairs at home and landed on my left side - luckily didn't break anything BUT had to have steroid injections for soft tissue injury on my foot . Weeks later, discovered tendinitis in my left hand for which I am still undergoing painful PT. my grip strength in my left hand is near zero. I hate getting old !

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u/AliasNefertiti 8h ago

Respect for participating in thar sport. You have to bring your mental A game.

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u/Skinnybet 8h ago

You are going to be suffering in your 50s if you are already like this.

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u/Chicks__Hate__Me 8h ago

Just wait until your 40s and 50s. It gets so much worse. Getting old sucks

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u/DinkyPrincess 8h ago

The most important thing now is healing and committing to physio.

I’ve had four knee surgeries and two replacements. Just trust me when I say your future mobility relies on listening and committing to what your physiotherapist tells you to do.

Best of luck.

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u/ArmadilloSilent6761 7h ago

JFC!!!, wait til you hit 45, if you survive to then, good luck out there

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u/Joshroxx 5h ago

Stem cells over surgery worked wonders after two total knee reconstructions and still tore in rehab sessions. Due to inexperienced therapists.

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u/TailungFu 5h ago

How often do u exercise? Just for my curiousitt

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u/Casoscaria 5h ago

Sympathies. Gave my knee permanent damage in my early 20's by locking it at a concert for two hours, sprained my foot in my late 20's by the epic act of standing up and dislocated a rib in my 40's by the high impact activity of straightening up in my chair after leaning forward.

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u/walrus0115 5h ago

Sorry for your injuries - that sucks. I've recently recovered from 18 months of back to back meniscus surgeries on each knee. A couple of suggestions that helped:

  • Metamucil for regularity, gut health, and to overcome immobility.
  • Physical therapy; as much as you can tolerate, even prior to any surgery for core strength and to prevent cascade injuries.
  • I'm a sneaker collector and found the most forgiving and stable sneaker for my knees to be the Nike Vomero Plus by a wide margin.

Best of luck with your recovery!

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u/AdministrativePast86 4h ago

Welcome to 30s. I got paralysed chest down overnight.

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u/stanlejm 4h ago

Genuine question:

Before this injury how active a lifestyle had you been living?

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u/grelo29 4h ago

Yet an almost 50 year old man can’t get a knee replacement because he’s not old enough.

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u/XROOR 3h ago

You will get a plastic box that fills with ice and has two tubes, to reduce the swelling.

It also chills canned beverages really fast too

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u/stupidber 3h ago

Next time don't do that instead

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u/islobojono 3h ago

This thread is why i started strength training and mobility workout in my 30s. 😂.

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u/realitygirlzoo 1h ago

It is crazy. It seems like the last 3 injuries I had which stopped me from running happened in my sleep. Please don't sleep wrong in your 40s it can severely affect your life!

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u/Vizth 1h ago

I'll probably be on here soon enough, I'm 38, the cartilage in my left knee is a little bit fucked up and my job only has stairs no elevator and I have to do rounds a few times a shift. 🤣

I hope you're on the mend OP.

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u/Individual_Manner336 56m ago

How much does OP weigh?