Umbrella?

[u/kebosangar]

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Sorry I missed your message 😔

The video shows a shy girl near a fountain rummaging into her bag making us think it has something to do with the backdrop. Maybe an umbrella since it looks cloudy? Nay! Dragon becomes her!

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[u/Zyrinj]

I’m convinced, women have everything in their purses!

[u/Liv1ng-the-Blues → u/Zyrinj]

Except for enough cash to pay for dinner.

[u/MeownatorX → u/Liv1ng-the-Blues]

Turns out, carrying a weapon might be more effective

[u/Significant_Debt8289 → u/Liv1ng-the-Blues]

[u/SeaworthinessAny6895 → u/Liv1ng-the-Blues]

[u/kingkongbiingbong → u/Liv1ng-the-Blues]

[u/kiyo_komaeda → u/Liv1ng-the-Blues]

Oh they do have plenty of that too don’t worry. Also it’s not like you are taking out girls for dinner so even if they didn’t have that wouldn’t be a problem for you lmao.

[u/WorriedExamination93 → u/kiyo_komaeda]

Someone got offended

[u/kiyo_komaeda → u/WorriedExamination93]

Well, mysoginic remarks are offensive. Gosh men are so dumb

[u/jonas_ost → u/kiyo_komaeda]

Hypocrit much

[u/kiyo_komaeda → u/jonas_ost]

Oh nope I was being offensive willingly. I am not trying to hide my thoughts as a “joke” lmaoo. Anywas you proved my point.

[u/jonas_ost → u/kiyo_komaeda]

I never thought you were joking, you are proudly misandrist. So a hypocrit.

[u/kiyo_komaeda → u/jonas_ost]

An eye for an eye. I am only misandrist towards mysoginistic incels. If you’re gonna be such a snowflake don’t be on the internet.

[u/Dersatar → u/kiyo_komaeda]

Why be misandrist at all? Go ahead for calling misoginy, but there's no reason to take it to the other extreme.

[u/jonas_ost → u/kiyo_komaeda]

You are the one that got trigged first lol? Plus you cant say "i am only misandrist against incels" while just before saying "men are so dumb"

You clearly mean all men. I hope all men that meets you run far far away from you, but most probably have already.

[u/--n- → u/jonas_ost]

hypocrit

it's hypocrite

[u/WorriedExamination93 → u/kiyo_komaeda]

The only one here that made a sexist (though ironic) remark is you. He made a joke that you personally took offense to likely because it applies to you, btw how many men have you ripped off?

[u/BassGaming → u/kiyo_komaeda]

A 2010 whiteknight calling others incels. Real nostalgia trip.

[u/kiyo_komaeda → u/BassGaming]

Nope mate I am a women calling incells what they are. Neither I nor any of the women I know would even willingly come close to the likes of y’all.

[u/BleuTyger → u/Liv1ng-the-Blues]

Well, yeah. Those mall tasers, gum packs, tissues, keychains, half-used lip balms, lip-sticks, tic-tacs, perfumes, pocket-mirrors, ketchup packets, garage door clickers, rape-whistles, and crumpled receipts aren't gonna pay for themselves

[u/aal8374]

[u/Just1n_Kees → u/aal8374]

Afro Ninja makes me feel old, such a classic

[u/BreastUsername → u/aal8374]

I remember seeing the SP parody first somehow.

[u/Allov → u/aal8374]

Trip down memory lane

[u/ADHDuruss → u/Allov]

More of a stumble.

[u/Propatomdhi → u/aal8374]

You wanna see tough? Ill show you tough

[u/MyFavoriteBurger → u/Propatomdhi]

AYA! AYA! HAIIIIIIYA!

[u/CascadeJ1980 → u/aal8374]

Goddammit. Still makes me wheeze!!! Especially with the South Park spoof right under this!🤣🤣🤣

[u/MyFavoriteBurger → u/CascadeJ1980]

It's the save attempt for me

[u/CascadeJ1980 → u/MyFavoriteBurger]

Me too!🤣

[u/EchoSpace12 → u/aal8374]

May not believe me, but that's my uncle

[u/GoldieForMayor → u/aal8374]

I can still clearly hear that video just by watching the gif.

[u/JViz → u/aal8374]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQHPYelqr0E

[u/atp2k]

I thought she was going to spin them real fast and use them as an umbrella . Booo

[u/THC9001 → u/atp2k]

🎵 You can stand under my nunchuck-a, chucka, chucka, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy-ayy🎵

[u/obiji → u/THC9001]

<Tom Holland enters the room.>

[u/jc3833 → u/THC9001]

I had a drink in my mouth, had to suppress a laugh to try not to choke, lmao

[u/Dry_Equivalent_1316 → u/atp2k]

If she did this, she might end up flying like a helicopter 🚁

[u/sysop408 → u/atp2k]

I thought it was an umbrella shaped like nunchucks that would unfold if you whipped them around. I was expecting something wild.

[u/SeikoIshigami → u/atp2k]

Is she cool?

[u/Epic_VG]

Oh, it's raining? Let me fight off the rain.

[u/Result-Neat → u/Epic_VG]

Tbh, she just has to be fast enough!

[u/Purpledragon84]

[u/pixeltweaker]

She is so fast she can swat away the rain drops.

[u/UncleKeyPax → u/[deleted]]

[u/LastBlood05]

[u/rwu_rwu]

That's Bruce's sister... Unexpected Lee.

[u/Kezsora]

Why can Redditors never be normal when a post has a woman in it

[u/securedigi → u/Kezsora]

[u/just-a-normal-lizard → u/Kezsora]

hold on. you’re telling me this WOMAN has a HOBBY that is OUTSIDE OF THE NORM?? Or maybe ALT??? And she showed it to me! (on a public website)

I’m simply taken aback. I must alert everyone to the fact that I am ATTRACTED TO HER! Let me just sift through my funny gif collection.

*And then because both sides are unfunny*

>reply
>syndrome wojak with reddit shirt
>to the left, guys

[u/chefbobbyjay → u/Kezsora]

Because women are so few and far between acting normal in videos?

[u/SolarZephyr87]

When she wants it to rain blood instead of water

[u/International_Cow_17 → u/SolarZephyr87]

From the lacerated skies.

[u/sandtymanty]

"Hi, may I know your name?"

Her:

[u/BHQC → u/sandtymanty]

"The worst she can say is no"

She pulls out nunchucks

[u/NotJackspedicy → u/BHQC]

"hey, do you want to go out on a date with me?" "uhh why are you pulling out your umbrella? It's not raining."

death by 28 nunchucks swing

[u/Da_Demon0x0]

The cute ass smile on her face as she does this...lol..

(also don't come at me I am a girl)

[u/yaxir → u/Da_Demon0x0]

[u/Squeezitgirdle → u/Da_Demon0x0]

It is a cute smile. I don't really think anyone would come at you even if you were a guy.

[u/yaxir → u/Da_Demon0x0]

[u/Da_Demon0x0 → u/yaxir]

TvT....but I am a girl..I didn't mean it in a weird way

[u/RegimbaldTheEngineer → u/Da_Demon0x0]

Technically doesn't mean you're not a perv. But I, for some reason, believe you. Have a nice whatever time it is where you are.

[u/ElTuxedoMex]

How fast can she unpack those on an emergency?

[u/Volt-Phoenix]

Why does she look confused about what she's doing?

[u/DagamarVanderk → u/Volt-Phoenix]

Filters, probably.

[u/ZurigaSungama → u/Volt-Phoenix]

✨ a c t i n g ✨

[u/tofu_sensei84 → u/Volt-Phoenix]

Notice me senpai

[u/Flopopolol]

[u/OldeeMayson]

...but what if it's raining?

[u/ThatGoob]

Oh, a fellow checker.

[u/MarlDaeSu]

Thank god, due to the sub i had a terrible feeling she would blast herself in the face and get summer teeth

[u/003402inco → u/MarlDaeSu]

I have never heard the term summer teeth. Can you explain?

[u/MarlDaeSu → u/003402inco]

Some are here, some are there

[u/003402inco → u/MarlDaeSu]

Thanks!

[u/Potential-Rent8726]

I thought they were still going to turn into an umbrella haha

[u/ForsakenBand]

Just in case it starts raining punches.

[u/Cyclone050]

Who needs mace?!

[u/Israel_Azkanbe]

Thats a weird looking umbrella

[u/123jac123]

Honestly thought it was going to be a dildo.

[u/-ratmeat-]

I wonder if she ever blinks 

[u/namelesswhiteguy]

I mean, yeah. If you're in a country where you can't carry a gun and you want to take the time to learn it, nunchucks would definitely get the job done.

[u/wutai-kun]

She be like "Call the ambulance but not for me "

[u/A_Very_Horny_Zed]

She's actually a beast with that wtf

[u/rotanitsarcorp_yzal1]

The rain:

[u/aldopopp]

How can someone look so menacing and innocuous at the same time

[u/Classroom_GD]

The amount of times I flinched thinking she was gonna let that thing fly by accident & hit the screen.

[u/Alimovic]

[u/Kerissimo]

When your inner fighter suddenly wins.

[u/mamut2000]

Try not to give her orgasm, you will see how far it's gonna get ya.

[u/ToxicBuiltYT]

This video weirdly feels very wholesome to me. She just seems so happy showing off her nunchucks skills

[u/RJEM96]

Eyoooow wassup, she got moves ~

[u/Kind_Of_A_Dick]

While I do think she’s amazing, I don’t think she’s fast enough to defend herself against rain drops.

[u/SilkRoadGuy]

Idiot me thought she's going to spin it like Mr Gadget to create an umbrella.

[u/Zestyclose_Weight469]

The worst she can say is no

[u/Grizzlybear486]

Thats neat mam but, how are we getting home dry now?

[u/SuddenPaint7983]

Absolute Shawty

[u/benfok]

It's a numbchuckbella.

[u/Mister_Brevity]

I have tried nunchucks 3 times. I have significantly hurt myself with nunchucks 3 times.

[u/Bret_Abderahmen]

I m i the only one who thought she was going to pull up a

[u/Gehena84]

Te amo

[u/Bigitaly1957]

To bad she took way to long to unpack them

[u/Jess1ghoul27]

That’s hot.🥵

[u/Zaraphkiel]

10/10

[u/Opposite_Pace8559]

Super cool

[u/Dauerpleite]

wifey

[u/Xredcatx]

Shes perfect. 🥹

[u/HooSaidDat]

Didn't expect that.

[u/ScottybirdCorvus]

Nande?

[u/ChamuBoiz]

Nin shang

[u/Sicarrii1978]

No stereotypes were harmed

[u/JohnSith]

I didnt really expect an umbrella as it wasnt raining. Didn't expect nunchucks, though.

[u/Spleenzorio]

[u/Most_Stomach_1540]

[u/D3x911]

Nunchuckerlla

[u/kaicooper]

[u/Impressive_Virus7103]

I would be bleeding and smiling if she kicks my ass

[u/Acrobatic-Ad-182]

愛了愛了…… 🥴😂😂😂

[u/K-American]

she's good! but her smile is the best.

[u/Yunlihn]

Real life Selphie from FF8.

[u/Smart-Firefighter87]

Good for her.

[u/Outofmana1]

No need for an umbrella when you can block it with nunchucks.

[u/Mechanixm]

Come on girl... Show me your 'chucks... Nobody's looking...

[u/Bah_weep_grana]

I hate these stupid filters

[u/_Prashantsharma_]

I’m still waiting for umbrella…

[u/alimawson]

That;s not gonna keep her dry

[u/sonsake]

umbrellas be weapons .. as is the way

[u/Jaysands]

[u/Appropriate_Bookworm]

She did Bruce Lee exact moves from Enter the Dragon

[u/Ibadvapergrammar]

i in love

[u/ImaginaryLeg8515]

I'm sad she didn't spin it in the air til she started flying away

[u/everythingbeeps]

[u/invariant_4E3835]

"Omae wa mou shindeiru"

[u/One_Bar2807]

i thought she was gonna go helicopter with that thing and deflect the rain?

[u/TemperReformanda]

Cloudy today, better take the rainchucks

[u/hezaa0706d]

Dude it rained in Tokyo for fricking 35 days in a row recently. We just all carry travel umbrellas everyday now. 

[u/Familiar_Shake_5226]

My dumb ass thought she was going pull out a tin whistle

[u/Mr-Chaos666]

"That's one scary fucking bitch"

[u/Famous_Hippo2676]

She has AI face

[u/visionaryOptions]

[u/SummerBest6867]

takes too long -  in the bronx she would be dead already

[u/DungeonCrawlerMaxx]

I hope she smiles like that when she's fucking someone up 🤣

[u/alphadragoon89]

💍

[u/Avocadooohhhh]

https://www.instagram.com/reels/DeELOTSzgaT/

[u/80lbQUIKRETEConcrete]

The absolute joy on her face, super excited to show you the nunchuck skills, “trust me babe, I got you. Watch this”🤣🤣🤣

[u/ConstantIcy2965]

[u/Alpha_Chin-Am]

Wow! I love a woman who carries nunchucks in her purse! It’d be a bonus if she does the double nunchucks!

[u/Cool-Chemical-5629]

That's not umbrella. That's a pair of big ass chopsticks.

[u/HistoricalCapital396]

Would

[u/butsheaintloyal]

Watch her get in a real fight and throw the nunchucks at the dude

[u/sajkoterrapefft]

This is definitely AI slop.

[u/nox_tech → u/sajkoterrapefft]

Minami Yasai, actress and influencer

She has some different martial arts as her skills, and does this and others repeatedly in various videos.

I'm absolutely for calling out AI crap, but homegirl is probably pumping out content and she's just following orders to show off her nunchaku skills here.

[u/PsyJak → u/nox_tech]

So she actually is AI - YasAI

[u/woodenpencils → u/sajkoterrapefft]

There's a bunch of women that can do this though. Just practice.

[u/DeadpoolAndFriends → u/sajkoterrapefft]

Looks legit to me. The physics on the water and the nunchucks look correct. I think her skirt too. You seeing something we aren't? The first part of the video does seem to be sped up, but it looks to be normal speed after the cut.

[u/TamponTimTheCuck → u/sajkoterrapefft]

You don't even know what AI is.

[u/Rude_Map_4278 → u/sajkoterrapefft]

du bist mist, tuh uns ein gefallen und deinstallieren reddit

[u/PsyJak → u/sajkoterrapefft]

AI doesn't exist

[u/Rude_Map_4278 → u/[deleted]]

du bist cringe

[u/bitronic1]

Fei Ling

[u/fart_bucket_fun]

I'd suck a Kung-Fu fart out of her ass

[u/etriuswimbleton]

Whats the Jav Code?

[u/RockstarAgent]

No words, just a smile and action- wow

[u/darksideofmyown]

Did we just got threaten to simp? No? OK LRTS DO THIS

[u/Crabsoup8]

[u/Excellent_Extent7648]

Got me right in my prostate