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u/post-explainer 5d ago edited 5d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:


Thought there'd be an amusing exchange where she accepts his quest or declines. Was definitely NOT expecting seniors getting down to the Night Watch performing Shaggy.


Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Kw5kvb5ebis 5d ago

She actually had a great argument to refuse that quest to the north. I respect that

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u/yuzu_mango 4d ago

She took him on another quest instead hahaha and in fact a better one 

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u/ShaggysGTI 4d ago

Shit, new mini quest… alright you son of a bitch I’m in.

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u/HunterShotBear 5d ago

So good the guy clicked accept on the side quest.

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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST 2d ago

She was like: "bitch, I'm on my own mission!"

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u/ChipCob1 2d ago

It would have made for a better ending to GoT

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u/AMLIDH2 5d ago

This guy's definitely growing on me with his schtick

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u/JulianoRamirez 5d ago

Sidequestz is legit, love all his convos with Jamaican people, they're so wholesome.

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u/Captain_d00m 5d ago

Wait…..is this the same dude that chats up Jamaicans in patois?

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u/Accountnumberodos 5d ago

The dude is Jamaican himself, I think he’s from Kingston

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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut 5d ago

As soon as he started singing, it's like a light bulb went off in my head haha 

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u/RadioReader 4d ago

Me too I just only realized it's the same guy

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u/Incognizance 5d ago

Iirc, he gre up there, or spent a few years there as a child.

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u/your_mind_aches 5d ago

No he is from there, straight up born and raised in Jamaica. There are plenty of white (and Chinese) Jamaicans.

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u/stockflethoverTDS 5d ago

Shoutout for acknowledging the people who first recorded and who continue to promote and record reggae artists today.

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u/BAMB000ZLED 5d ago

Yeah tbh I didn’t know about Chinese Jamaicans until this thread. I mean I didn’t think it was impossible I just didn’t know it was prominent yk

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u/crymsin 4d ago

Sean Paul is part Chinese Jamaican through his mom

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u/BAMB000ZLED 4d ago

Xian Paul

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u/Incognizance 5d ago

Awesome.

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u/nucl3ar0ne 5d ago

You can hear it right away.

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u/MustLoveWhales 5d ago

Im starting to realize I think hes insanely hot. That voice and the way he talks is somehow so alluring to me. 

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u/pukesmith 5d ago

Hopefully he loves whales

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u/MustLoveWhales 5d ago

Ooooh maybe I can invite him on quest to find whales, I can dream. 

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u/Objectivespeculation 5d ago

they got boat trips for that

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u/BabyLegsDeadpool 1d ago

I was like, "Damn, this mother fucker just dropping insults to strangers" then I read the username.

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u/pukesmith 1d ago

I'm a romantic at heart

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u/kemitche 5d ago

That's a sword, not a shtick

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u/Fwed0 5d ago

It's a shword, even

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u/Desperate_Chip_343 5d ago

Only because he legit is willing to put his foot where his mouth is

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u/ZeroEffsGiven 5d ago

Seems like a chill dude

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u/pauvcloche 5d ago

This guy meets awesome people ❤️

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u/Thundergod250 5d ago

Bro had too much Sidequests. The Enemy beyond the wall is still amassing their Army

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u/wrongitsleviosaa 4d ago

His XP gain is through the roof though, he's now leveled up to the point where he could kill the Night King faster than Arya did

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u/aykcak 4d ago

Unfortunately the boss levels up with the player in this game

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u/JoyaLuminosa 4d ago

But didn't he just recruit a whole new army that can dance! LoL!

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u/Popular-Influence-11 5d ago

In my teens I had a lot of social anxiety and really wanted to overcome it. Learned about the existence of exposure therapy and figured I could try it. So I took the bus to West Hollywood and walked around the Chinese theater. Everyone who made eye contact I said “Hi, my name is —— and I like dinosaurs. Will you be my friend?”

People are used to crazy around there so rejection just didn’t hurt much. The few people who said yes though actually became really good friends.

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u/bancheeshit 5d ago

hi, my name is Michael, and i like dinosaurs and cats. would you like to be my friend?

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u/Popular-Influence-11 4d ago

Heck yeah Michael! Do you have a favorite dino/cat?

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u/bancheeshit 4d ago

orange cats and triceratops dinos! i like when they make dinosaurs cute. do you have faves?

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u/Popular-Influence-11 4d ago

Awesome, yeah I do! My favorite cat of all time was a Russian Blue who would curl up in my lap and purr so hard she drooled. Her name was Tawny. I’ve never met another cat like her.

As for dinos I love ankylosaurus and quetzalcoatlus. I also loved when they determined that a lot of dinos had feathers. The way the feathers are depicted looks so cool.

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u/JerrSolo 4d ago

I was in until the dinosaurs. Sorry, I have a strict "no extinct creature-lovers" rule.

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u/FixGMaul 4d ago

birds are taxonomically classified as dinosaurs so maybe they just fuck with ornithology

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u/DanRobotMan 4d ago

Hi Michael, my name is Daniel and I like Robots. What’s your favorite 🦖?

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u/oodjee 5d ago

Did that exposure therapy help you in the long run? Or did the anxiety slowly start coming back? Did you do it just once?

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u/Popular-Influence-11 4d ago

Helped immensely. Did it three times over the course of a semester. I wouldn’t say the anxiety has completely gone away, but I’m comfortable being uncomfortable now. It’s not difficult for me to be my genuine self around strangers, and I don’t mind when some people find it off-putting. It’s been 25 years since I did that and I still remember those “sessions” vividly.

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u/ghe5 4d ago

I’m comfortable being uncomfortable now.

That's how it starts my friend. I used to be super awkward and shy around others because of my anxiety. Eventually I just said "fuck it" and whenever I felt uncomfortable I just tried to power throughou it. Today I'm an extrovert in pretty much every way, got several groups of friends I regularly hang out with and no problems with being new people

To be clear, this is not for everybody, not everyone wants or even needs too many friends, but it is good for me. I've always been an extrovert at heart, I just lacked the social skills

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u/TopFaithlessness2320 4d ago

Exposure therapy feels like a cheat code for me, just because how well it works in my case. It helped with my debilitating social anxiety and even art block. I also recently realized that I have been unknowingly doing exposure therapy for my ocd symptoms for my entire life and it's the only reason it doesn't bother me that much (unless I get really stressed or have a rough patch in my life)

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u/DryQuill 5d ago

This is incredible! Good on you!

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u/New_Budget6672 5d ago

Who is this. I want to see more hah

Edit: nvm I saw the handle🙄👀

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u/pauvcloche 5d ago

You can see his user name on the video: @sidequestz (instagram) 😊

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u/New_Budget6672 5d ago

Thank you! I was so focused on the dialogue i didn’t see it. Been scrolling his YouTube page. He’s hilarious

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u/lursaofduras 5d ago

His videos seriously make me cry with laughter. Especially the ones with Jamaicans.

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u/dojo_shlom0 5d ago

some people get it. sometimes you just gotta go with the flow/with it

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u/StuckInMotionInc 5d ago

NYC baby!

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u/energybased 5d ago

If you look deep into anyone, there's an awesome person inside.

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u/PowerSamurai 5d ago

Now that just isn't true at all but I appreciate the sentiment regardless

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u/SparkleFritz 5d ago

Homeboy ain't never work with Janice "Farts While Microwaving Fish" McNichols on the third floor.

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u/Flomo420 5d ago

she also clips her toe nails at her desk during working hours

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u/MNWNM 5d ago

Ah, I see you've never met my parents!

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u/SonofAMamaJama 5d ago

I think Werner Herzog does a great job of demonstrating that through documentary films - projects like Encounters at the End of the World (2007), The White Diamond (2004), Cave of Forgotten Dreams (2010) all demonstrate unexpected stories, sometimes you just need the right context to learn the unexpected from a stranger, or to see someone you know, anew

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u/tunakassirolle 5d ago

Thank you for my new weekend plans 🍿

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u/LactasePHydrolase 5d ago

I wish I could believe this but I'm so jaded man. Not saying you're wrong, maybe I'm just being too much of a doomer. Too much internet probably

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u/CrumBum_sr 5d ago

Sean Jon Snow

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u/Light1209 5d ago

Jon Pon Snow

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u/APOCALYPSE_BAO 5d ago

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u/QuietlyLosingMyMind 5d ago

12 Inches of Snow is the best title he could have gave that album and that is a hill I will die on.

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u/LaFlamaBlanca_619 4d ago

Bro really came with that shit 🤣

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u/TuckerCarlsonsOhface 5d ago

It still makes me laugh, so perfect

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u/Flint_Lockwood 5d ago

Jon Bon Snowvi

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u/adlibblockerr 5d ago

Jah Snow

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u/saibjai 5d ago

he should have sang informer: youknosedomseme i go blam, i let you boom boom down.

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u/brokeNtoken1 5d ago

This comment needs more acknowledgment.

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u/ColoradoScoop 5d ago

Someone’s grandma took second place with her Diana Ross performance and is absolutely livid with the lady that brought this guy to the talent show.

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u/Bsjennings 5d ago

Unexpected and so wholesome. The seniors are all getting down and I love it

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u/No-Spoilers 5d ago

Seniors are wild man. The only thing that's changed from their youth is their physical shape and far far less fucks to give, otherwise they go hard.

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u/saintofhate 5d ago

There's a reason why teens and seniors are the top having/spreaders of STIs. They both fuck when they shouldn't.

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u/MNWNM 5d ago

OMG we just moved my in-laws into assisted living. My MIL went first because we had to get her settled into memory care. About two weeks later, my FIL got his own little apartment that's not in memory care.

He's allowed to do onto her unit and see her. He had not been there a whole day before a nurse walked in on them naked.

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u/nucl3ar0ne 5d ago

bangin' on the bathroom floor

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u/sriracharade 5d ago

Seniors are 100% on more drugs than the most depraved teens.

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u/saintofhate 5d ago

Well yeah, teens get them from grandparents /s but also not at the same time.

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u/SookHe 5d ago

You have no idea how wild they are.

I work exclusively with elderly and I am hit on regularly by my patients who will straight up get buff and ask if you are DTF.

It’s gotten so bad that I have to accompany my female employees to certain visits because the patients will straight up try to get funky with them

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u/No-Spoilers 4d ago

Lived with a sex addicted grandpa after my grandma died. If he didn't get laid every like 2-3 days, he was a fucking toddler and bitched at us 24/7

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u/Intrepid-Progress228 5d ago

Jon Snow dint know how them wildlings be wilding.

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u/WestCoastBestCoast01 5d ago

This senior center is poppin, exactly what I had in mind for Millennial senior centers, Shaggy included!!

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u/Boneboy711-2 5d ago

I felt that hell to the no

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u/stopeer 5d ago

The Wall can wait, there's a talent show in the senior center.

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u/Qwirk 5d ago

I mean, it's a wall. It ain't going no where.

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u/Agerius-Der-Wolf 5d ago

Go white boy go

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u/Dryakallia 5d ago

Cheering him on like a proud coach on the sidelines

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u/Orange9202 5d ago

AI ass comment

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u/FunkyOnionPeel 5d ago edited 5d ago

Yeah why tf does that have so many upvotes? It's bots all the way down

Edit: lmao it got deleted. Comment said something about how the guy saw a wall and decided gravity didn't exist?

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u/GlassPudding 5d ago

“no i have not”

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u/Brinwalk42 5d ago

“What does that have to do with me?”

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u/GlassPudding 5d ago

relevant questions!

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u/troll_right_above_me 5d ago

Where is the sense of duty?

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u/Rukenau 5d ago

This is u/sidequestz, I think. At least that's what he's called on YouTube

https://m.youtube.com/@side.questz

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u/Mc_Shine 5d ago

Yes it is. His Instagram handle is right at the end of the video btw ;)

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u/Fit_Pangolin6410 5d ago

and in every other part of the video

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u/Rukenau 5d ago

You're right! What's worse, I only saw it after your comment, imagine how my brain just filtered it out altogether.

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u/Rukenau 5d ago

Dayum. I was so focused on trying to find his name in the post itself or in the explanation that I completely missed the fact that it was right in front of me the whole time.

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u/your_mind_aches 5d ago

That's honestly an indictment of Reddit's system that you usually have to trawl the comments to find a credit

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u/Acceptable_Owl6926 5d ago

An actual good "prank". Those seniors had to love the entertainment. Good on him

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u/Dakizo 5d ago

Actual pranks I can get behind. The shit where people get hurt or feel badly after? Fuck off, do better.

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u/Mc_Shine 5d ago

I mean, I'm pretty sure the old lady is in on it, what with someone filming her and everything. That was some pretty good karaoke though.

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u/troll_right_above_me 5d ago

He has someone film all of these, doesn’t mean she’s in on it. Wouldn’t really matter though, hilarious either way

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u/Crystal_Voiden 5d ago

She's literally mic'd up tho... she moves her arm and you hear the mic rub on her clothes

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/TheAndrewBrown 5d ago

It could easily be achieved by talking to a shit load of people and just posting the ones that worked out

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/shawncplus 5d ago

Unfortunately this is just the reality of the "content creator" life. Eventually every neat idea turns into publicist-fodder. The best examples lately are probably Subway Takes and Track Star. Though the Subway Takes guy did say that was his plan all along and he just needed enough regular randos to go viral so he could get celebs on and make bank. Everyone wants to be Hot Ones. Really though they all just want to be Carson/Letterman but the format is dead and "instagram gimmick" is this generations vehicle.

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u/Dull_Foot_1902 5d ago

Yeah, watched through his channel.

The very next video had Orville Peck and he just pretended like it was another random encounter.

My guess is that it started mostly authentic but then as he got popular it became more scripted since a higher level of entertainment became expected.

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u/ViridianFlea 5d ago

The drop in character to ask "Why not?" killed me.

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u/tyedge 5d ago

Whatever happened to Eric Balfour?

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u/neoexodus9 5d ago

I should call her.

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u/Classroom_GD 5d ago

Very good ending.

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u/bobspellsbob 5d ago

In a life full of NPC quests, he accepted the challenge & dominated

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u/nocluebeing 5d ago

Game developers should take a note. This will be a unique idea. Side quest turning into main quest

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u/bash2482 5d ago

I think they already overdid with "Wanna play Gwent first?"

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u/_henceforth_ 5d ago

I love this. It is so weird…in an amazing way.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Top_523 5d ago

Bro thought he was giving out side quests but then got sent on one himself

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u/Uncle_Bug_Music 5d ago

Her “Hell to the no” is instantly iconic.

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u/Mr-Klaus 5d ago

Dude's not joking, he's genuinely talented. I recognise him from his song Santiago, pretty damn good song - the kind of song that would be #1 with the right industry connections.

Link to song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfQYi2Zb9so

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u/INoMakeMistake 5d ago

Thank you for sharing. I like this guy. He has got a good vibe

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u/Popular-Influence-11 5d ago

Damn I really enjoyed that. Thanks for sharing

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u/Over_Standard_9195 5d ago

This guy is single handedly healing the world. I love it! ♥️

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u/SugarBeefs 5d ago

lmaoooo, where did that come from?! I've seen his Jon Snow skits before, I didn't know he could get down like this tho

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u/That_Throat7183 5d ago

https://youtu.be/LOerml4Y0LY he has been doing it for years 😆😆

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u/dirtyitalianguy 5d ago

I'm past the midpoint in life and not a single person with a sharp blade has ever stopped me to ask if I would go on a quest with them....

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u/fwubglubbel 4d ago

Do not seek. Be the sought.

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u/YourBonesAreMoist 5d ago

Shagging Snow

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u/snot_fist 5d ago

This is just awesome, finally some clout chasing content that speaks to me

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u/Magemonster 5d ago

Shaggarys Targaryen

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u/MasterOfDerps 5d ago

Lady: you don't seem to understand. I'm not side questing with you. You side quest with ME.

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u/FunctionOne9861 5d ago

This was indeed unexpected and very funny!

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u/chefbobbyjay 5d ago

Holy shit this made my night. Good for this dude. I wish I didn’t have crippling social anxiety and could just go.. do stuff lol

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u/pronte89 4d ago

bro got that uno-reverse quest

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u/swings2raw 5d ago

Okay, wasn’t expecting that 🤣

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u/Fluke97 5d ago

The threat beyond the wall cannot deal with Mr. Bombastic

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u/mid_am_throw 5d ago

Staged, but funny.

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u/WalrusNo4739 5d ago

Now this is what being human is all about.

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u/JBurma 5d ago

Good job this time internet

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u/Sophisticated_Dicks 5d ago

I was hoping they would have gone for beers.

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u/Fmartins84 5d ago

The cold winds from the north warmed up quick

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u/snawdy 5d ago

I mean. That was pretty good

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u/GreezyGrandDad 5d ago

He absolutely destroyed at the senior center. That was awesome.

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u/agrandspectacle 5d ago

This is the definition of “do it for the plot”

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u/kassandra_00 5d ago

What song is that?

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u/aestheticnoise 5d ago edited 5d ago

I stand corrected! Good content

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u/Ok_Flan4404 5d ago

Hilarious...😅 🎶🎶🎶🤙

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u/fuzzytradr 5d ago

And now his watch has ended... and time to belt out the dank classics

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u/Much_Philosopher3719 5d ago

That was so left field hahah

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u/smoooochta2000 5d ago

Yeah, we can close this sub, it can't get more unexpected then this

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u/Electrical-Win5286 5d ago

That was unexpectedly good. 😆

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u/IntrospectusLucida 5d ago

He’s youtube channel is sidequestz!

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u/allanahcate 5d ago

Oh my gosh I love this!!

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u/homiestar_runner 5d ago

I don’t normally laugh out loud to stuff like this. But this actually made me smile and laugh out loud. Wholesome to say the least.

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u/ChildofG0D_loveUbro 5d ago

His content is so feel good. I always love it

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u/Hangerhead1 5d ago

He's a Tareggaeton

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u/Zealousideal_Cow5558 5d ago

This is the world I want to be in right now! Lemme see what’s happening at the senior center

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u/RenzoMF 2d ago

Jon Flow

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u/mattob2 5d ago

Definitely, unexpected thank you!!

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u/thunder_dog99 5d ago

The world needs more amazing people like this guy.

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u/orlandotenniscoach 5d ago

Typical Baywatch! Shaggy is also my go to at the karaoke.

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u/Life_Efficiency_5486 5d ago

Didn't see that coming.

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u/DAggerYNWA 5d ago

He will recruit her…long game

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u/Abgott89 5d ago

RPG side quests be like:

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u/Astronaut101101 5d ago

Sidequestz is awesome I really like him

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u/papa4narchia 5d ago

Tear it up, my dude!

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u/Illustrious_Sea_962 5d ago

now thats a fuckin sidequest

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u/Indigo-Soulio 5d ago

This is awesome, I need to know more.

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u/bruuhhwutshappenz 5d ago

I really needed this. Thank you.

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u/Sisoflex 5d ago

This got a smile out of me, thank you. Very heartwarming, I needed this today 💕

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u/realcpl4BWCbull 5d ago

This is AWESOME!!!😍🥰

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u/Mabbby 5d ago

True sidequest

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u/espoletanogo 5d ago

Soonbas she said talent show ...I knew his ass was about to clown

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u/your_mind_aches 5d ago

If you knew this guy was Jamaican, you wouldn't be surprised 😂

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u/Own-Campaign-5503 5d ago

People are haters. Love these vids

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u/Argular 5d ago

This took a turn that in no way I saw coming

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u/PsyDutch 5d ago

Fucking legend!

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u/Squanchie80s 5d ago

I love how this plot worked out.. 10/10

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u/DAggerYNWA 5d ago

This video cured my depression. Ty

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u/BTBAM797 5d ago

Better than 90% of movies I've ever seen.

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u/beaniebeer 5d ago

Haha 😆 that was the shit!

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u/Testtypo 5d ago

When you are going to recruit companion for your quest, but get side quested and got recruited instead to conquer the hearts of the citizens.

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u/awaythrow292 5d ago

"have you ever held a blade before?"

...."no i have not."

LMAO

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u/DerpsAndRags 5d ago

That was freakin' amazing.

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u/GNUGradyn 5d ago

He tried to take her on a quest and got invited on a quest