r/SipsTea • u/ExactlySorta • 13h ago

SMH Trump’s special envoy Steve Witkoff to Vladimir Putin today: “You talk so much about Trump being a humanitarian, you are a humanitarian also, sir. And I salute that. I commend you.”

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u/Pretend-Literature35 12h ago

Putin is a humanitarian? 😳Like Dark Vader and Sauron are fictional depictions of humanitarians?

😤Look, if words have no meaning anymore than I am a neurosurgeon and a pro golfer and also an unicorn and also the fastest turtle on earth! Why not? The moon is called Alpha Centauri and the law of mavity is what explains the apple falling on Newton's head!

My gosh americans don't make any sense at all!

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u/Extreme-Name-69 12h ago

everyone says Harambe this, Harambe that, but I think everything went to shit when we misused the word hoverboard.

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u/Pretend-Literature35 12h ago

You found the triggering event!

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u/madchemist09 12h ago

Whoop! Dr. Who reference in the wild! You are a pro golfing, surgeon unicorn of exquisite taste.

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u/ahaavie 11h ago

Thanks for the laugh. (hey.. I am a nobel peace winner AND a flying cat.)