r/SipsTea • • 1d ago

Chugging tea Challenge accepted

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u/No_Woodpecker_743 1d ago

That’s seems like a risky move

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty 1d ago

She's totally right but this is a high risk move.

At least she didn't say ''I will absolutely smash the first person who shows up.''

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u/Nemisis_007 1d ago

While most wouldn't, there's always that one guy...

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u/Candid-Culture3956 1d ago

Most wouldn’t?

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u/Nemisis_007 1d ago

I meant they wouldn't have the balls to show up. This is Twitch we're talking about here, a lot of them are scared of face to face social interaction.

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u/50bellies 1d ago

Nicely done

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u/GGamerGuyG 1d ago

I think that is depending where she live's. If she live's on the south pole yeah probably most wouldn't, fucking expensiv... literaly... If she live's in NYC, well i guess we need someone walking around with a sign that read's waiting time from here 12hour's or something like that. Probably the police will drop by investigating why there is a line of men and maybe women from the 23th floor all the way down the stair's then to the outside and down the street's 2 block's.

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u/SealTeamEH 1d ago

Yea honestly she might be inviting some big trouble, I have no doubt in my mind a bunch of weirdos watching her genuinely too that as “challenge accept” with no irony whatsoever.

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u/Case609 1d ago

Never underestimate a man with a boner. Particularly one who has never or has had an unfortunate amount of time pass since they have touched a woman... its a game where no one wins.

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u/Bynming 1d ago

It's pretty brave to say that to an audience that may be unhealthily parasocially invested. It just takes one motivated creep and you got problems.

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u/Candid-Culture3956 1d ago

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u/LIONLDN 1d ago

👁️👁️

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u/Ljngstrm 18h ago

Mark doesn't need to show up at someone's window. Meta can provide all the unrequited access through meta quest vr's camera and microphones.

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u/BlueberryIncident 4h ago

Yeah but he, too, cannot simply smash his dick through the camera lenses (or microphones).

I mean, unless, maybe, these weird ass rumors/gifs about him being some kind of alien appear to be true.

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u/GreenStreetJonny 1d ago

What is this woman looking for I wonder

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u/SealTeamEH 1d ago

Is that Tarja halonen former president of Finland? What’s she up to these days?

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u/unsupported 1d ago

Engagement, son, engagement.

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u/LIONLDN 1d ago

With the double dare, more than one showing up 😅🌭:

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u/EquivalentSnap 1d ago

You’re so true. A lot of these men who watch streamers are alone, single and addicted to watching it. They would take that as a serious invite

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u/knucklebones2 1d ago

Actually no my wife and my three kids gather around my monitor together to watch hot girls stream games.

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u/Aggressive-Fee5306 18h ago

Three crusty socks and a waifu pillow are not wife and children.

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u/rich-roast 1d ago

Yeah my grandma loves when the girls write her name on a wall after donating half her pension.

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u/HyperBeamMissed 1d ago

What do you mean? It was a serious invite!

/j

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u/GrandBurial 6h ago

Ah it is dude... she should of said just one person only because there is going to be a lot of disappointment.

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u/SykoManiax 1d ago

i double dare anyone to show up at her house lmao

see that collection of knives in the background. what youre not seeing is the 20 tarantulas

Susu doesnt fuck around

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u/holdmybeer89 23h ago

She don't care, she's knife queen.

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u/HilariousMax 23h ago

She's also got an army of arachnids

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u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse 1d ago

Imagine she gets a message after that saying "but I'm here already"

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u/pchlster 1d ago

I was waiting for a knock at the door.

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u/Candid-Culture3956 1d ago

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u/LIONLDN 1d ago

That'll be on the next stream after they've flown over ✈️:

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u/CompleteEnergy579 1d ago

Susu Jpg

For research purposes

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u/chocolatchipcookie2 1d ago

i know her as swimsuit succubus

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u/PrinceBarin 1d ago

Was it her or her girlfriend at the time who was like an abusive pos

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u/DaddyDays 1d ago

What research purposes? I'm going to goon to this until my wrist falls off, there is no research going on here.

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u/FormerPresidentBiden 1d ago

"I advertise my OF on social media and my customer base says horny things waaaaahhhhh"

sigh

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u/thrax7545 1d ago

“Tick-tock, time to fuck.” doesn’t sound like a complaint about horniness.

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u/DangNearRekdit 1d ago

Why do I keep doing this to me?!?

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u/YokoDk 1d ago

Back in my day she was swimsuit succubus

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u/kampr3t0 1d ago

Susu means milk in Indonesia

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u/Indy2372001 22h ago

Funny how language works around the world cause susu means piss in hindi

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u/BurdTurglary 18h ago

In English it means su-su-sussudio by Phil Collins

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u/kulot09 19h ago

And suso means breasts in tagalog

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u/JengarJengar 9h ago

It means piss/to piss in hindi.

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u/ikristic 1d ago

Tf she wants with that ig?! Im wondering how her stream is not full of those comments.

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u/ikristic 1d ago

Oh but of course. OnlyFans as well.
She really oughta shut up.

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u/MaxPower836 1d ago

Can I smash

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u/SomeOnionHater 1d ago

That's a lot of cleavage. Does she also complain about getting objectified?

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u/LongDongFuey 1d ago

What about this clip leads you to make this assumption? I know nothing about her, but she seems to be leaning into the wanna smash comment by turning it into a joke

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u/SomeOnionHater 1d ago

I'm not talking about the clip...

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u/LongDongFuey 22h ago

Okay. So, what from her Instagram, that has suggestive content and advertises her of, would lead you to assume she complains about being objectified?

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u/SomeOnionHater 14h ago

I get it, sarcasm goes over your head when there's no /S.

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u/stanknotes 1d ago

Yea displaying John Cena's tits like that... she is really asking for it.

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u/Think_Ad_79 1d ago

She has the greatest tit-to-arm ratio in recorded history.

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u/CrazyHorseySauce 1d ago

this came up on my feed and my immediate thought was “hey that’s the tit-to-arm ratio girl”

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u/Think_Ad_79 1d ago

I’m glad someone caught the reference

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u/dy0dj1 18h ago

1?

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u/kingpirate 10h ago

exactly my thought

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u/Marcel_The_Blank 21h ago

TF, I just googled "tit-to-arm ratio" and found out who she was.

that's something to be a proud father over, I guess.

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u/Lanky-Anywhere-9994 1d ago

She clearly doesn't understand how motivated a guy can get.

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u/1000TrickRick 18h ago

Used to walk for three hours after school in the dark dead of winter just to make out with and get to third base with my girlfriend. If a hot girl wanted to hook up I could run across the ocean.

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u/EquivalentSnap 1d ago

She’s naive to think someone wouldn’t because they absolutely would. All it takes is one and that’s enough

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u/AllThingsEvil 1d ago

I mean it could even be her neighbor creepin

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u/Evilton 1d ago

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u/g-man1237 23h ago

Why does this guy kinda looks like Brendan Fraser

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u/madmelgibson 22h ago

Cause God ran out of new faces a long ass time ago.

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u/Willy808 1d ago

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u/LIONLDN 1d ago

Her viewers be like 🙀:

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u/SigintSoldier 1d ago

New meme just dropped

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u/IcyMike1782 22h ago

My new ringtone and/or alarm clock sound

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u/Square-Ad4927 14h ago

How do I download or otherwise save this xD

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u/Panthean 1d ago

"Are you gonna drive over here, are you going to fly me out?"

She must not know men.. I know I'm not the only one that's drove through multiple states for dat ass

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u/TheProfessorRad 1d ago

That wasn’t a no boys.

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u/WolfColaKid 1d ago

It was the most long-winded way to say yes instead 😂

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u/Im_Talking 1d ago

And once he knocks on the door, he will quickly understand his level... that spending $34,901 on her is the only thing she will accept from him.

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u/Gullible_Analyst_348 1d ago

"Tick tock time to fuck" is the first thing I say every morning when I wake up.

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u/Spins13 1d ago

You should stop talking to your hand 😂

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u/Gullible_Analyst_348 1d ago

You say that but the good thing about talking to your hand is it never talks back 😉

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u/Future_Section5976 1d ago

Oh man lol imagine if someone did , girl you going to back out? Then if that happened it be you just talking shit on the internet,

But no seriously don't go to some random girls house and girl don't call out crazys on the internet it's a bad idea

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u/UglyYinzer 1d ago

Yeah essentially equally dumb at this point

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u/Soggy_Definition_232 1d ago

"But officer she invited me over."

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u/Patriot009 1d ago

Susu has a knife fetish. Anyone who tries is probably getting cut.

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u/PerspicaciousVanille 1d ago

Can’t a girl have fun? 

Jokes aside didn’t know this, now I picture them being like ok how do you feel about penetration?…

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u/joeO44 1d ago

Officer, she invited me over!

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u/Lanky-Anywhere-9994 1d ago

She is pretty bold. Who the heck is she?

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u/Technical_Customer_1 1d ago

Bold? Nah. The irony is that she almost certainly tries to keep her whereabouts private, because there’s dozens of dudes in that chat who would gladly drive cross country to try to knock on her door. 

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u/ImVeryUnimaginative 1d ago

susu_jpg

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u/patterninstatic 1d ago

I'd never heard of her, but a quick Google search shows that her media seems to be mainly gooner bait.

So while I get her annoyance and appreciate her reaction, there might be a bit of hypocrisy reacting like this when it seems you've built your brand specifically to attract this kind of idiot.

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u/hkusp45css 1d ago

I don't think she was complaining about the objectification. It sounded like she was annoyed that the comment wasn't well thought-through.

And she's right.

Asking an internet stranger to allow you to have sex with them presents a number of logistical problems, right out of the gate.

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u/Metadomino 1d ago

Valid rant, a small subset of weirdos make it tough for all men by being absolute degenerates

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty 1d ago

It would be absolutely hilarious if her next door neighbor was watching this stream and ran to her house immediately.

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u/Endrizzle 1d ago

That mouth is gonna get her in trouble!

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u/High4zFck 1d ago

and right afterwards out of the trouble

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u/ProfessionalITPerson 1d ago

and then in trouble again

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u/LIONLDN 1d ago

Sounds like she likes trouble 🐹:

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u/Gullible_Try_3748 1d ago

What a naive thing to say to the interweb

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u/Haunted_Voyager 1d ago


Is this a challenge?

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u/Wolf________________ 1d ago

"Come on, come over to my house, I dare you. Time to fuck!"

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u/BigMack6911 1d ago

Me right now

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u/KIDD_VIDD 1d ago

Drop the addy.

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u/Connect-Review-3388 1d ago

another chest streamer

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u/Jediuzzaman 1d ago

One would claim he got invited.

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u/deep_serene 11h ago

Never challenge the Internet

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u/WinterJournalist6646 10h ago

She's gonna be real shocked when a guy from India turns up in 133 days on his bicycle.

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u/Argomaximus 1d ago

A dude will drive cross country for an almost sure thing.

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u/Fickle-Obligation-98 1d ago

How does it not make sense?
If she says yes then the next question is the address .. obviously it’s a bad idea on her part but the question makes complete and total sense.

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u/justl00kingthrowaway 1d ago

It will be a miracle if she doesn't get doxxed.

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u/Key_Check5753 15h ago

She's a famous streamer wtf you talking about?

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u/ExtraEmuForYou 1d ago

Is she still around? When I first got on Instagram years ago she was one of the first cosplay chicks that showed up, now I don't see her ever.

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u/Not-An-FBI 1d ago edited 1d ago

She really does not know men very well if she thinks they wouldn't pay for a plane ticket to fuck. My friend bought a $400 plane ticket to see his "hottest" ex for a weekend years after they broke up because she tried to trap him by sabotaging her birth control. He changed his mind at the last minute and lost the $400.

Even some women will too.

My ex was sexting with a random guy online and sent him nudes including her face. She said she was glad it didn't go any further before I found out. I couldn't understand how it could have gone further. He was a married guy living in a random city.

Eight months later she broke up with me so she could buy a plane ticket to go fuck another random guy from online.

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u/bajsfittor 1d ago

Haha so funny ha...

But really... WHO TF WATCHES THIS CRAP?

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u/SummonBahamutZero 1d ago

She kind of sounds like Kate micucci

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u/QuentinEichenauer 1d ago

How is she able to get away with streaming topless?

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u/shanksisevil 1d ago

No means no. ... but this wasn't a no...

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u/H8DCarnifEX 1d ago

""ticktock, time to fuck" - Thats a keeper, right there, no?!

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u/JakeeFromStateFarrm 1d ago

Freaky girl coming through

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u/ValidPointx9000 1d ago

That tick tock time to fuck got me cracking up tho

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u/Ge4rshifter 1d ago

I'm in your front yard.

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u/Salt-Brakish_Fty_Fty 1d ago

Tick tock! Time to fuck! Let's go boys

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u/profanedivinity 1d ago

Like... 90% of guys that say that will absolutely go to her

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u/Effective-Culture-88 22h ago

That is going to end VERY badly.

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u/Strawglobe73 20h ago

Rearranging your shirt so your boobs stand out more while complaining you get sexist remarks.

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u/1000TrickRick 18h ago

“If you can get here in a minute, we can hook up”

Me:

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u/Vestaxowner 15h ago

Tick tock time to fuck

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u/HaroerHaktak 15h ago

Sir, if you think we wont drive to your house to smash, you are mistaken.

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u/nastiest69 7h ago edited 7h ago

Tik tok time to fuck. This works on occasion. When I’m not on a whisky binge. lol

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u/Asp1r3l 1d ago

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u/Jbs1485 1d ago

She has no idea. 😂

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u/Furrocious_fapper 1d ago

Let's all hope she don't fuck around and find out.

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u/TheBigChungaBunga 1d ago

She has NO idea how committed some of Us can be.

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u/Equivalent_Relief553 1d ago

Why are people posting these old clips.

Are you a bot? Karma farming?

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u/Nuclear_Mouse 1d ago

Not everyone has seen every video ever posted.

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u/Rise-O-Matic 1d ago

I should make a bot that accuses people of karma farming.

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u/IcedSkellington18 1d ago

Was this the original? Cause I feel like I’ve seen many streams do this word for word

Perhaps we are just caught in a endless loop — a circle we choose not to break from

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u/H-Man991 1d ago

Yes its original, this clips years old just bots reposting

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u/Agile_Moment768 1d ago

Some would take this as consent. Be careful out there