Hey /u/sco-go, thank you for posting to r/SipsTea! Make sure to follow all the subreddit rules.
Make sure to join our brand new Discord Server to chat with friends!
We have recently changed how posts work. Unless you are a VIP poster, your post will be queued for approval.. To become a VIP, post great engaging content. If we like it, you will be added! More information available here!
Yes it's serbian, basically says: I closed it and as soon as I sat down it poured all over me...
That is as mich as I can tell from lipread and gestures...
It's incredibly annoying. Article about a mom having her twins killed by neo-nazis?
"Oh, I just bet she did NAZI that coming hohohoho!"
"Let's just say that that second kid dying was Kid Dying 2: Electric Boogaloo harharhar!"
Weird. I remember seeing that joke (plus "anne frankly it's not very funny") over and over back in the early 2010s but haven't seen in at all in recent years
When she rolls her eyes back into her skull she seems to say "i sve po meni" which directly translates into "and all over me" lol like her lips match that phrase perfectly and she does have that Serbian/Croatian girl styling so i think it checks out lol
oddly specific hand gesticulation tho, aint no way she talking about bottle of champagin or smth like that hahah
And honestly Karen, I'm under a lot of stress right now and I'd appreciate it if you would cut me a little slack. We're all trying our best. Maybe we can just order Chinese and watch unsolved mysteries? Know that I love you. No, it's not your fault. No, it will be fine just let me get through this goddamn seminar presentation, ugh.
I was at Olive Garden, my waiter brought over that thingee. I said just a little bit. Too spicy and I can't eat it. Then, I swear to you, he knocked the whole plate of spaghetti down my shirt and on my lap. That was my Saturday
I actually started putting spaghetti in bags after this episode. I've surprised a couple people at work by whipping the bag out and casually eating like this lol
Every time I hear someone mention spaghetti I ask them what their spaghetti policy is. Unfortunately nobody ever knows what I’m talking about and it drives me crazy.
I’m a nurse manager and one of my fellow nurses said their patient brought spaghetti to dialysis and was eating it out of a ziplock bag. I said I needed to look up our spaghetti policy, and one person laughed. That person knew what was up!
In some languages, police is pronounced policy/polisi. So sometimes in my head, i come up with a story like
That would be Officer Brad. Well, he is not actually an officer, but he is just so... passionate... about his spaghetti that we all call him Officer Brad.
She’s not speaking English. The strongest serious interpretation in the thread is that she’s speaking Serbian, and the clip was apparently filmed at a basketball game in Serbia.
A Serbian speaker thinks she says:
“I onda sam ga odvrnula. I tačno sam znala. Sve po meni.”
Meaning roughly: “And then I opened/unscrewed it. And just as I knew would happen… it went all over me.”
Only thing I can deduce is last part where she says "sve po meni" which means it was all over me and also you can see yourself as she points that. This was filmed in Serbia on a basketball game.
I think she’s saying “After World War II, the international political economy underwent significant transformation as countries sought to rebuild economies and prevent future conflicts. The United States emerged as a leading global power and helped establish institutions such as the International Monetary Fund (IMF), the World Bank, and the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade (GATT) to promote economic stability, international trade, and development. During the Cold War, economic competition between capitalist and socialist systems shaped global politics. Over time, increasing globalization, trade liberalization, and the expansion of multinational corporations deepened economic interdependence among nations, making the international political economy a key factor in global relations.”
That or she likes huge loads. I’m not a lip reader.
“My contention is that prior to the Revolutionary War, the economic modalities, especially in the southern colonies, could most aptly be characterized as agrarian, pre-capitalist.”
Of course thats her contention, she's a first year grad student. She just got finished readin' some Marxian historian -- Pete Garrison probably. She's gonna be convinced of that 'til next month when she gets to James Lemon, and then she's gonna be talkin' about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year -- she's gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talkin' about, you know, the Pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization.
"Hector is gonna be running three Honda Civics with Spoon engines. And on top of that, he just came into Harry’s and he ordered three T66 turbos, with NOS, and a MoTeC system exhaust".
First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem.
The schleem is then...repurposed for later batches.
They take the dingle bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, becasue the fleeb has all the fleeb juice.
Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it...and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way.
The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the...plubis, and grumbo are shaved away.
She’s asking her friend “Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.”
This might be the most Reddit coded comment section I have ever stumbled upon. I am just going to show this exact post anytime I encounter someone who has no idea what Reddit is
I AM GUNNERY SGT. HARTMAN, YOUR SENIOR DRILL INSTRUCTOR. FROM NOW ON, YOU WILL SPEAK ONLY WHEN SPOKEN TO, AND THE FIRST AND LAST WORDS OUT OF YOUR FILTHY SEWERS WILL BE "SIR"......DO YOU MAGGOTS UNDERSTAND THAT?
She says "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."
“For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo encabulator.
Now basically the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance.
The original machine had a base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.
The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots of the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdle spring on the “up” end of the grammeters.
The turbo-encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and it’s being successfully used in the operation of novertrunnions. Moreover, whenever a forescent skor motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm, to reduce sinusoidal repleneration.”
Hey, let me walk you through our Donnely nut spacing and cracked system rim-riding grip configuration.
Using a field of half-seized sprats and brass-fitted nickel slits, our bracketed caps and splay-flexed brace columns vent dampers to dampening hatch depths of 1/2 meter from the damper crown to the spury plinth.
How? Well, we bolster 12 Husk Nuts to each girdle jerry, while flex tandems press a task apparatus of ten vertically composited patch hamplers, then pin flam- fastened pan traps at both maiden apexes of the jimjoints.
That’s not what they said they said:
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
"In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories."
"Hector is going to be running three Honda Civics with Spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry's and bought three T66 turbos with NOS, and a MoTeC system exhaust."
“In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice, we will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today, we celebrate our independence day.”
“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.”
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves."
“Don't let this distract you from the fact that in 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.”
•
u/AutoModerator 16d ago
Hey /u/sco-go, thank you for posting to r/SipsTea! Make sure to follow all the subreddit rules.
Make sure to join our brand new Discord Server to chat with friends!
We have recently changed how posts work. Unless you are a VIP poster, your post will be queued for approval.. To become a VIP, post great engaging content. If we like it, you will be added! More information available here!
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.