r/SipsTea • • 27d ago

SMH We all know what this mean

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u/Xav_NZ 27d ago

literally the biggest in recent record

Possibly the strongest ever even according to my friend that works for NIWA (NZ equivalent of NOAA) ,and anything prior to 1900 would have had nowhere near the ambient SST's we have today this is very much unprecedented and my friend has now told me (many times) that there are no analogues to look back to to know what impacts to expect in the coming months.

In other words.

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u/HandToDikCombat 26d ago

Y'all worry too much. We got this. We'll get the arch built, rename the Pacific to the American Ocean, and your lil baby twister, it's just going to be gone. Amazing how it works, really, it's just the best.

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u/Senior_Torte519 26d ago

There are no storms. -Brought to you by the Party of the Storm Wizard.

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u/Charlo0oki 26d ago

Just use a sharpie and make the storms go elsewhere.

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u/iforgotiwasonreddit 26d ago

Our anti-christ must be broken

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u/BatorBear1970 26d ago

It's on backorder from Temu and also stuck in customs at the Straight of Whoremuse.

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u/patdashuri 26d ago

We have anti christ at home.

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u/Positive-Strategy-68 25d ago

Reminds me too much of peyton Ruddy

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u/Defiant-Shape-6635 25d ago

So you dislike a guy so much he's the antichrist t also anyone who doesn't froth at the mouth because of his mention is a cultist?

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u/Khailward 22d ago

Quite literally declared AN antichrist by the preeminent Christian faith.

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u/Comprehensive-Mix952 26d ago

I had to show images of that to one of my interns this week. To think that young people have grown up with so much wacky shit from tfg that stuff like "correcting" a NOAA map on national television doesn't even register is scary.

Edit: typos

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u/A_Robit_Brain 26d ago

What if we pour bleach into the storms?

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u/DidAndWillDoThings 26d ago

Have we considered using our big, beautiful nukes?

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u/Spinxy88 26d ago

I've already blanked it from my mind but this is the second comment I've seen today where someone said something about him that sounded too unreal to be true... then it was.

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u/Defiant-Shape-6635 25d ago

That is what all the weathermen learn in meteorology.