Essentially, what the title says.

Since starting a new job in January, I've been mingling with people from different circles that I'd only read about on Twitter. These are some interesting and inspiring folk, and they may be part of the reason why I finally became an altruist. I've been an altruist for about three months now. Fortunately, nothing has changed for the worse. In fact, not much has changed since I became an altruist. Unlike those eager to jump on any trendy bandwagon, I've thought about altruism for a very long time; since I was a child in fact, but I hesitated to become an altruist myself due to the potential consequences I thought it could have on my life (wes, I know that's wrong, but I was young!) Anyway, life is good and I understand this is a first world problem, but it does bother me when my colleagues (most of the altruists but some of the non-altruists too) call me 'sloppy'. I know the theory but what are the practical steps to being more efficient? I feel looked down on because I don't own a big company and I'm not in a position to start one now, with a big family and lots of mouths to feed, and not much margin for risk. I would like to be invited to altruist parties with my wife but I don't think this will happen as long as I'm seen as 'slopp'y.

Edit: For the record, I do own shares in a sports team and a couple of small casinos.

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So, my building has no security cameras, the landlords suck and won’t do anything about it, and every time I’ve called the cops they do nothing.
I want a fart glitter bomb delivered. But idk who would be able to make one for me. I’m so fed up. The last one they stole was my husbands birthday present.

Also: my apt WiFi does not reach to the front door, so my own personal camera is out of the question. Just need to know what the hell I can do for revenge, I know I could just have the packages delivered to ups for pickup, but these thieves deserve their justice..

I was tipped off by a boss that's above my boss and it's supposedly not a bad thing. How do I turn this around so a good conversation lands me in HR?

Suggestions please .

and how the fuck did that conversation go?

Listen, I'm a strong independent man, who don't need no bodyguards. I do feel like I should be able to protect myself through armour though.

I wanna be safe from the usual suspects - playground bullies, surprise roundhouse kicks, katana slashes, the occasional drive-by AK47, and of course, passive-aggressive side eye.

Can you suggest some inconspicuous padding / armour that I can sneak into my typical habiliments (ranging from a wifebeater + board shorts, to a tuxedo) that serves my purpose without making me look like a total boob.

I had a fever, and he prescribed me more cowbell. I think he's an idiot. How do I find a qualified doctor these days?

Sometimes i look in the mirror and think "damn, who is that fine fuck" and I realize it's me. Then i think about male me in another universe and know he'd crack ms the second we meet.

edit nos that i think about it, if we met then he'd be stuffing me with his meat mmmgfhhh idm if it's small im kinda petite and hella tight

I am an Engineering - Architecture student from Italy. Currently doing a full time Internship, BUT IT IS UNPAID…

I am willing to exchange honest conversation and Who knows…

Be kind ❤️

Sometimesi just dont get it ,why am i so dense? What happened to me ?

So what is it that you go daily pretending not to know, but you do....

Hello evryone,

My grandson is always talking about tokens and I believe he "needs" (how he'd put it) tokens. His birthday is on Friday. He'll be 21. I find it odd, the tokens, and I told his mum, but that is not the point. I've found some nice ones in Amazon and they are cheaper in red so I'd buy those unless the color is important. I don't know which game is it exactly and I'm not sure if it matters (?). I just remember that he needs them tokens.

Any young folk here knows what that game could be? I'd like to surprise him. Or any other idea for a boy that age?

Thank you for your help!

edit: he lives in the city, San Francisco, and I'd like to spend about 20-30 dollars.

I'm sick of hearing how AI is taking everyone's job. What can I do to be better than AI, so everyone hires me instead?

As the title says, my SO snores like an angry rhino every night. I'm losing sleep and losing my mind!

I know his ex dumped a 5 gallon bucket of water on him while he was sleeping, but that didn't work, apparently.

Any ideas?

I already got some ideas:
- get a tapeworm
- get cancer
- get a stomach flu
- amputation

Which other ideas do you have?

What should i do ?

I’ve had a brilliant idea

I’m going to post on Craigslist that people can pay me to let them spank me

I’ll charge $100 for 20 minutes and totally play the part

Kind of like a hooker, but instead of a sex fantasy, it’ll be a power trip/I’m too dumb to learn on my own so I have to a man spank me type fantasy

This is a great idea, right?

I’ve gotten more accomplished today than I have in the last year. Who knew I sell my ass without having to screw strangers? AND I can do it all while continuing to sit on my lazy ass 95% of the time

Brilliant

How can I make this idea work even betterer?

Sometimes they itch so bad i want to take a wire brush to my asshole😳

Is diy removal a bad idea ?

I saw a kit in the liquor store it comes with a shot of whiskey a razor blade and a mirror ☺️