r/shittyaskreddit • • 2h ago

Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that! (ʘ‿ʘ)

13 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 6h ago

Why can’t the French police just shoot the protesters?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 4h ago

If Atlantis is a powerful city at the bottom of the ocean, are its citizens power bottoms?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 1h ago

when people say they have the 'tism is that the magnetism they're talking about?

• Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

I just took my glasses off to clean them. Now I Can't See Everything. AMA

8 Upvotes

Fuckin great movie


r/shittyaskreddit • • 3h ago

Have you ever brought your gimp to a HOA meeting because you thought it was the "homo owners association"?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 6m ago

Would I run into legal trouble if I made a super hero team show called Mawty Mophin Powa Rainjas?

• Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

How much gae is too much gae?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 13h ago

ls cheesecake made out of cake or cheese?

9 Upvotes

AIso what about cheesesauce?


r/shittyaskreddit • • 10h ago

Did you know you're part of a subculture?

4 Upvotes

It all started when I realized you were cum core, because you talk about cum.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 7h ago

You gettin’ hard, or hardly gettin’???

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 10h ago

What is the outcome of your income?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 14h ago

Why does my tummy wummy hurt?

7 Upvotes

Am I getting boypreggres? OwO


r/shittyaskreddit • • 15h ago

Are you the butt of your life's joke?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 10h ago

how to get pregnant as a male?

2 Upvotes

asking for a friend.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 7h ago

Is it true that the real reason Will Smith and Kanye have fallen off so hard is because they're members of the bdsm community, and have a humiliation kink?

1 Upvotes

Follow up question, if this is in fact their way of coming out of the closet, shouldn't we be supporting them? Displaying your kinks in public takes a lot of courage.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 22h ago

Why do sober people love hiking?

15 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 8h ago

What does fun look like when you are an adult?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 1d ago

How can you find out how many sclerosis you have?

12 Upvotes

Christina Applegate thought she had multiple sclerosis but it turns out she doesn't have even one scleros. What is the best number of sclerosis to have? Is it just one scleros or is zero sclerosis better? What if you have three sclerosis? How do you even count all the sclerosis? Was Christina Applegate's doctor just bad at counting? I have so many more questions


r/shittyaskreddit • • 20h ago

Life is a dog and you are a fire hydrant. Are you pissed off for being pissed on?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 21h ago

What is your aesthetic? Are you cum-core?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 1d ago

My all-time favorite reddit post is [ Removed by moderator ]. Have you ever seen that one?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 1d ago

Perfectionist? More like erectionist, amirite fellow home of sexuals?

9 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 23h ago

Should Reddit assume you’re dead if you don’t log in for 24 hours and delete your account like a bro so your family doesn’t find it?

4 Upvotes

You know we have no lives so not logging in to Reddit for that long is a clear sign of death.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 15h ago

If there is heaven and hell, does that mean there is also an ass?

1 Upvotes

Like some dimension full of sweet ass