r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 2d ago
What will a Linux-based AI which is learning natural language name its first natural language knowledge file?
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Engli.sh
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/BeenThere11 • 1d ago
What's the difference between llms and Victorias Secret
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r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 6d ago
backend
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This is a real story. In addition to being a programmer, I am also a writer. So there was an interview with me as a writer for a local magazine. The editor wanted to highlight also my programmer background there, but he is no computer geek so instead of "I program backend" he wrote there "I program backhand". Luckily I catched the error before it went to publication.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Mh_Ahmad_Ali • 11d ago
My sleep schedule and my code have a lot in common
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Both work fine on my machine and both crash in production at 3 AM.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • 23d ago
a programmer was sent on a course to learn more soft skills
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"I was supposed to learn Smalltalk but now I treat people like objects"
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • Sep 15 '26
Computer scientists discovered an AI that can feel emotions. In addition to hardware and software, it has a third component:
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The heartware.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/DABarkspawn • Sep 12 '26
Apache's latest distributed queue is called Pulsar
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But it's still pretty Kafkaesque.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/Sensitive-Raisin4857 • Sep 10 '26
what do you call a taboo computer component
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haRAM!!
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/pupperdoggerino • Sep 02 '26
Why did the Boolean break up with the Integer?
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He offered to be the only 1 for her, but deep down she knew that it still wouldn't be true.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/wewearallblack • Sep 02 '26
What programming language powered the early mobile communications of primates?
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Symbian
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/SteveJorgensen • Aug 25 '26
I made 1 small change to my multi-tenant app, and now permissions are messed up
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It turns out I tore an ACL.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • Aug 24 '26
What do you say when an NFS client flushes unsaved changes to the server milliseconds before the same file is opened by another client?
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It was a close() call!
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/ammmakara • Aug 21 '26
In what units do you measure mis-information
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MAGAbytes
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/iLikeVideoGamesAndYT • Aug 22 '26
What did OpenhAImer say after he invented the ChatGPT?
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I am become vibe coder, destroyer of coding skills
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/nic0nicon1 • Aug 16 '26
How do Android hackers escape the police?
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with fast boot.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/morips88 • Aug 15 '26
What do you call a feminine piece of malware?
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Estrojan
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/minecraft_________ • Aug 15 '26
There are only F + 4 types of people in the world
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There are only F + 4 types of people in the world: those who understand hex, those who understand overflow, and those who understand neither.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/docpose-cloud-team • Aug 14 '26
Sometimes the smallest files cause the biggest headaches
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r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/ChompekGames • Aug 13 '26
Why did the function never had a second date?
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Because she didn't get a callback.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/wraith_raptor • Aug 14 '26
I have discovered the fastest debugging technique
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r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/wraith_raptor • Aug 13 '26
The most dangerous sentence in software engineering
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r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Aug 13 '26
What does Bill Gates make brownies with?
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FUDge.
r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • Aug 11 '26
How does a programmer swear?
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They use the cursor.