r/PoursTea • • Aug 21 '26

TeaStylingBeauty💅🏼 👄 👗 are rich people just fucking with us 

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u/BigRigButters2 Aug 21 '26

Yes

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u/SmokeAbeer Aug 21 '26

Bet me I can sell them 1/3 of a shoe?

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u/BigRigButters2 Aug 21 '26

I mean it started with bottled water and they took it from there

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u/SmokeAbeer Aug 21 '26

The pet rock guy did pretty good selling rocks. Now he’s dead. But his legacy of selling idiots rocks will live on.

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u/BigRigButters2 Aug 21 '26

Oh man, how could I have blocked that one out of my memory

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u/bicykiller Aug 21 '26

You think the pet rock was a good idea?

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u/MaddxMogs Aug 21 '26

You know, I had an idea like that once. It was a jump to conclusions mat. On it there were different conclusions, written on it, that you could... jump to!

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u/bicykiller Aug 21 '26

The guy made a million dollars!!!

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u/Ok_Drag5089 Aug 22 '26

Back when $1 million was actually $1 million.

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u/gipoe68 Aug 21 '26

To be fair, a bottle of water is fairly cheap and could save your life if stranded somewhere. This shit is as worthless as tits on a nun. Who does she think she is? Achilles?

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u/Don_Kappacino Aug 22 '26

I mean, in a whole bunch of countries you can't drink from the tap

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u/Competitive_Mouse702 Aug 26 '26

and in a whole bunch of other countries, like the US...you shouldn't.

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u/Technical-Command867 Aug 21 '26

Yeah the rest of the shoes will be sold separately

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u/AmusingVegetable Aug 21 '26

At ten times the price of a full shoe.

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u/NunsNunchuck Aug 22 '26

For 300% of the price of a normal shoe

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u/SuddenAudience8758 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Yes, the wealthiest people I know wear the cheapest shit. They have one or two sets of timeless nice clothes for each occasion and don’t take photos of their food, private flights, or things.

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u/CautionarySnail Aug 21 '26

Honestly, that’s the wealth flex. You don’t need durability because you can always replace. You don’t need storage because you can always buy new. Extraordinary good food is ordinary and unremarkable - in fact, noticing luxury is beneath them, because it’s expected.

They can have it all but showing obvious enjoyment of it is for the poors.

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u/Scary__Poppins Aug 21 '26

You’d think it ended with the dirty feet, but that private jet smelled like badussy. Sooo gross

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u/SnooEagles4121 Aug 21 '26

Rich people love spending money on impractical things to show off their wealth.

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u/waltsnider1 Aug 21 '26

This is why we have a grass lawn instead of growing crops.

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u/DillLawNn Aug 21 '26

Literally ruining our health to larp 1800s austerity, it makes me sad

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u/3Gloins_in_afountain Aug 21 '26

Or even clover, for need.

Pre-WWII, almost everyone had clover lawns.

After the war ended, what time manufacturers had an excess of chemicals, and they decided that the best way to use up their reserves and sell them off was by convincing the average American returning home that he needed a pristine, perfect grass lawn.

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u/TheReturnofPanda Aug 21 '26

Oh they will persecute anyone who replaces their lawns. You’d make a zen garden with just rocks and they’d go over the top insane about it

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u/Puzzled_Bus_7505 Aug 24 '26

I have a grass lawn because it’s my lawn and I want my kids to have an outdoor surface to play on, lay on, and be organized. No clover because I don’t want anyone getting stung when roaming around barefoot. Grass blades get dirty, get cut, and grow in clean again. It’s one of the most incredible surfaces to enjoy. It has nothing to do with money for me. I’m not rich. But you’ll never win this arguement for me. Love me a nice lawn.

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u/5millionmiles Aug 27 '26

Sounds like you won the argument for yourself

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u/Apple_butters12 Aug 23 '26

Influencers are buying this stuff for posts. I can’t imagine many people who could afford these actually buying them.

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u/knickknacktabasco Aug 21 '26

If those shows were normal prices dumb average women would buy them too.

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u/Daddygamer84 The Timeline Sucks Aug 21 '26

It's almost as nice as the emperor's new clothes

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u/Sweet_Water_8459 Aug 21 '26

Did a quick search. If I read correctly, and I hope I made a mistake, these start at around $1,500 USD. Seriously, what is wrong with these people?

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u/LPedraz Aug 21 '26

Their expenses are in a different order of magnitude. This is not about someone who makes double your salary, or three times your salary. This is about someone who makes 1000 times your salary, so something costing 1500 USD is below noticeability.

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u/MXY2022 Aug 21 '26

Meanwhile they can’t give up 1% to buy poor kids school lunches 

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u/lolwerd Aug 25 '26

And buy 1475 shoes ?

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u/Majestic_Subject_475 Aug 21 '26

I make 100k a year. 150 million is 1500x the salary.. Some of the people make that on one album or one movie.. try about 5000 magnitude to the avg american.

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u/morkfjellet Aug 21 '26

Also, there is like a 100% change she got these things for free

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u/Matchstick0312 Aug 22 '26

I don’t know. She got a lot of press (that isn’t about her divorce) over these stupid shoes. ♟️

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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 Aug 22 '26

She probably got paid to wear them. Designers pay a lot of money to be shown on the red carpet.

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u/TheReturnofPanda Aug 21 '26

Holy piss.

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u/Sweet_Water_8459 Aug 22 '26

Aside from the price and all, does she use a damn scouring pad to clean her feet when she goes home? Considering what she’s walking through. Are people really this gross? I remember a friend of mine who would wear these terribly oversized “pajama” like pants. And the bottoms were blackened and shredded under her Birkenstocks. I found it repulsive. Perhaps I’m old fashioned.

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u/TheReturnofPanda Aug 22 '26

Remember when lobster was peasant food? I guess the logic here is that shoes and socks are what poor people wear. We have to walk on common ground and they do not need to so have no reason to have proper footwear. I thought I could not hate the rich more than I already did

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u/FeudalAce Aug 21 '26

I... uh... idk man. I would like to think so? But then again...

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u/Conscious-Quarter423 Aug 21 '26

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u/Ashleybernice Aug 21 '26

I was just thinking they will put them on some young celebrity for the feet lovers

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u/The_Atomic_Idiot Aug 21 '26

Tarantino approved!

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u/haleontology Aug 21 '26

So THIS is how I sell my foot pics!!! Gettin' to work now

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u/TheReturnofPanda Aug 21 '26

I’d almost wager…. Why even have shoes on at all in this case? Would be way less costly and they’d get what they wanted anyways?

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u/Eggsaladinurmouth Aug 21 '26

Can’t believe that moustache is back.

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u/TyrantMuse73 The Timeline Sucks Aug 21 '26

Due to childhood trauma, that particular moustache will always be considered a pedophile stache for me. shudders

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u/Superb_Algae5308 Aug 22 '26

NOT with those bunions! :(

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u/lullubye Aug 21 '26

Isn't she an ambassador for Chanel? So she's basically forced to wear this shit

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u/maydaysz Pass The Croissants 🥐 🥐 Aug 21 '26

Margaret Qualley.

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u/Ashleybernice Aug 21 '26

Her mom is a big actress too Andy McDowell I think

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u/divine_mycellium Aug 22 '26

Oh I get it now. The movie is called the Dog Stars so she had to let the dogs out

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u/AlfuegoDeMellopie Aug 21 '26

Look at his face!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ReverendKaiser Aug 21 '26

Yes. There is a very niche group of frantically bored rich people, who buy absolute trash, with designer logos for ridiculous prices. Balenciaga is famous for this. Normal products, nothing special, just phenomenal marketing and bored rich people.

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u/TheSquirrelWithin Aug 21 '26

Don’t be a heel!

On second thought, OK. Be a heel

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u/Scary__Poppins Aug 21 '26

Yes. Former friend of an actual billionaire with the dirtiest feet I’ve even seen.

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u/ar3iadov3 Aug 21 '26

The toes aren’t even painted like if you’re gonna show off your foot like this paint the toes put on some toe rings idk something

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u/Apple-Dust Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

OK setting the stupid looks aside for a second, I want to talk about the stupid function. There is no way that is in any way comfortable. Your foot is going to be constantly wanting to slide out the front, only to be sort-of-stopped by those strings stretching and digging in against your instep. Then when you pick up your heel, it's going to be the same problem but in reverse. I already imagined what it would feel like and it ruined my night.

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u/J0nn1e_Walk3r Aug 21 '26

At least I can walk in that shit!

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u/coards0fbanada Aug 21 '26

Yes for centuries

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 Aug 21 '26

She paid more money for 1/3 of a shoe than I pay for 10 pairs.

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u/False_Ostrich7247 Aug 21 '26

Oh yuck, is that real? And it’s not even attractive, I literally looks like a DIY.

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u/custom_gsus Aug 21 '26

Remember, they are extremely bored people. Also, probably little depth to their character.

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u/henriuspuddle Aug 22 '26

Boredom builds character

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u/wrxninja Aug 21 '26

It's around $3,000 currently in some markets. Like WTF.

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u/Capital-Study6436 Aug 21 '26

That's just gross.

They are just screwing with us now.

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u/DrDreiski Aug 21 '26

You ever see what incest did to royalty back in the day?

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u/radiantflux209 Aug 21 '26

I was really hoping this was AI/fake.

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u/JayW8888 Aug 21 '26

You have to pay for yearly subscription for the front part.

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u/joesaysso Aug 21 '26

Whose ever foot that is, they need the rest of the shoe to cover those nasty things up.

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 Aug 21 '26

Tarantino Intensifies

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u/yalateef11 Aug 21 '26

Accountant: You’ll be more profitable if you used 1/3 of the materials
President: I’ll see what design and marketing can come up with

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u/groovymama98 Aug 21 '26

Well I think I'm a little confused. But all I see is a dirty foot getting dirtier with each step. Just ew.

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u/carrot_gummy Aug 21 '26

This comes off as a fetish thing more than capitalist hellscape thing.

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u/jbforum Aug 21 '26

I thought it was a fancy Australian thing.... Barefoot in street weirdos

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u/Conscious-Ad8292 Aug 21 '26

Maybe for half Australian people

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u/Deluxe78 Aug 21 '26

Heelies are the trend amongst the super rich now

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u/Reading_Nyan Aug 21 '26

What is this type of footwear called??

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u/Boy-Abunda Aug 21 '26

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u/SolydSn3k Aug 21 '26

Derelicte my balls!

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u/OK_The_Nomad Aug 21 '26

"Sexy Souls" yes, that spelling.

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u/Haunting_Song7313 Aug 21 '26

It’s gonna cost us a million dollars to wear nothing and we have to pay outrageous taxes to be naked.

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u/Carnationlilyrose Aug 21 '26

Well, only if you let them.

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u/Sad-Drama530 Aug 21 '26

Wait until you find out most fashion is them just messing around and someone says "that looks cool".

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u/Neither-Stable-939 Aug 21 '26

I hope they have a good health insurance!

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u/BuckManscape Aug 21 '26

Tarantino is pumped!

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u/Smart-Firefighter87 Aug 21 '26

Those are the shoes that the immigrants wore to travel to freedom

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u/Time-Function7619 Aug 21 '26

Nah I like other one the closed toe with the exposed heel

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u/yesmoreeggtalk67 Aug 21 '26

Get in there hookworms.

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u/isthereadrwho Aug 21 '26

I actually understand (understand not approve ) walking around with the million dollars Chanel bag that lets you feel like you're better than anybody else. But these shoes just show the world that you're a moron

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u/lone_float Aug 21 '26

Survey says…

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u/OtherBoat7265 Aug 21 '26

Footwear of choice for an audition with Tarantino.

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u/sealilymarron2 Aug 21 '26

Probably. That one seems like it's to sneak around the red carpet rules which require a woman to wear heels. I assume the rule does not actually specify anything about toes so this is as close to barefoot as the rules will allow.

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u/sxyvirgo Aug 21 '26

She doesn't even have pretty feet!

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u/GoonnerWookie Aug 21 '26

Imagine someone wearing these on the streets of New York

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u/AI_EMP Aug 21 '26

I thinks it’s more us fucking with rich ppl to get rich

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u/Alert-Pen3673 Aug 21 '26

during the last ten years, roman culture was promoted on internet. now look, you can by half of roman sandal.

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u/SkidRauh Aug 21 '26

Tarantino's 2027 spring collection

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u/GoblinGlitterbomb Aug 21 '26

To fuck with us means we should care but we simply don’t. We just laugh at them cause it’s not the 90s anymore and the Hollywood glam is not selling the way they want

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u/SnippetySnappety Aug 21 '26
  • some of these should be seen as a visual equivalent of either experimental jazz music, or R&D. They don't make sense because most people aren't the intended audience. It's someone whose medium is fabric/leather experimenting with crazy stupid shapes for its own sake, like a cook trying to figure out if they can make something tasty with orange juice and toothpaste, just as a challenge.- expensive objects like fashion and art do not count for taxes but retain their resale value

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u/Cuttlebone_Books Aug 21 '26

Is that one of those new "Starter Shoes?"

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u/Cando21243 Aug 21 '26

I get it. It’s so they can always pull themselves up by their boot straps

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u/Inevitable_Fall2025 Aug 21 '26

Looks like that's gotta be uncomfortable.

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u/Extreme-Hardcore Aug 21 '26

This brand is for poor people wanted to be rich… the ultra rich people buy from brand that u dont even know it exist…

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u/VelvetRabbit91 Aug 21 '26

They want to see how far brainwashed dumbasses will go, and so far there isn't a limit. People continue to buy name brand items to look "cool".

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u/allworkandnoYahtzee Aug 21 '26

This shoe is a recession indicator

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u/SC_W33DKILL3R Aug 21 '26

To be fair, when the revolution comes they are going to have a harder time running away from the angry mobs.

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u/Level-Possibility-69 Aug 22 '26

Slap a fashion label on something, no matter how silly, and there will be lemmings lining up to buy and wear it. Gotta show off to others with the label!

Best example I've experienced, friend went to buy Montcler jacket. Really likes this one black jacket, but the complaint was the fashion label was black as well and you couldn't see it as well so others wouldn't notice it was Montcler. Bought a different color where the label was prominent.

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u/FN-Bored Aug 22 '26

Down sizing foot ware now.

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u/Awkward_Broccoli_997 Aug 22 '26

I actually think it’s lovely. Ok, it’s not protective footwear, it’s something else. But - beautiful.

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u/Mister_Goldenfold Aug 22 '26

Lol, silly rich people. Gaslighting themselves since the start of them thinking they were important. Bless their hearts.

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u/Choc-X Aug 22 '26

Wtf is THIS?? 😳

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u/Expensive_Regret_306 Aug 22 '26

All this shit is a money laundering front... I will die on that hill.

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u/Correct-Disaster8 Aug 22 '26

If she steps in gum….

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u/Great_Champion_7721 Aug 22 '26

Nobody knew her before this. Tbh -good publicity

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u/gianniscan Aug 22 '26

I’m calling Interpol

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u/RodimusOne Aug 22 '26

What's wrong with her pinky?

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u/ZealousidealCan4075 Aug 22 '26

Margaret Qualley looked good in them though. She got some sexy feet🩷😍👣

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u/bombersandtalls Aug 22 '26

I think Chanel is fucking with rich people.

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u/Monkey_Economist Aug 22 '26

That's not what I understood when they said the shoes were half off.

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u/RoversForever Aug 22 '26

An abomination along with sandals and flip flops. Wear proper footwear. Nobody wants to see or smell your feet. Plus all of these things are bad for your posture

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u/mr-stretcher Aug 22 '26

"I'm lookin at feet."

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 Aug 22 '26

66 percent off!

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u/seathian Aug 23 '26

I have an 1 1/2 inch leg differential. I got excited for a second that this was new product for people like me to be barefoot more often without my back hurting. But no.. stupid rich people crap

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u/Ok-Photos Aug 23 '26

I feel like we have reached peak stupid.

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u/LilleBlomsti Aug 24 '26

From what I’ve gathered, they’re not just fucking with us.

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u/Agreeable-Chart-5561 Aug 24 '26

Out here getting Walmart feet

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u/hudabuba Aug 24 '26

I guess the point here is to show that you don't really need shoes.

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u/Trav-326 Aug 25 '26

The front part is a swappable subscription.

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u/Bronnagh Aug 25 '26

I should let my Dad know. These are his best shoes from when he walked to school.

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u/Guily-Von-Interlgos Aug 25 '26

Rich people don't buy that, brand, only new "rich" or stupid middle-class people.

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u/phonnybalonny Aug 25 '26

No with themselves, because full brainers see that as a piece of garbage and won’t buy into the designer dictation.

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u/Adrima_the_DK Aug 26 '26

Rich people won't buy this. That's why they are rich.

Poor people pretending to be rich however...

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u/GreatEscapes Aug 26 '26

Rich people be like

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u/Maagge Aug 26 '26

When are the sequels coming out?

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u/sharpiebrows Aug 27 '26

This for plantar fasciatis?

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u/Far-Resource3365 Aug 27 '26

This stuff is for people with a lot of money, not for rich.

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u/mycolo_gist Aug 27 '26

It shows that fashion is stupid

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u/Eridain Aug 27 '26

I mean, yeah it's silly but also as someone that has heel issues/pain and also likes being barefoot, having something to support or cushion my heel and leave the rest of my foot bare might actually be super comfortable if made properly and not just for "fashion".

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u/T800model100 Aug 28 '26

Always have been

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u/Elchochis Aug 28 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Relative_Mix_216 Aug 21 '26

This reeks of AI bullshit

“Now that I’ve fired all of the designers, I can just have computers make the new shoes.”

[Enters prompt]

[Computer spits out this]

“… I’m so smart. Another bonus for me.”

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u/Mandaring Aug 21 '26

Buddy I got a foot fetish and this disgusts me, like who is this for

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u/OK_The_Nomad Aug 21 '26

If you have a foot fetish, why does it disgust you? Just curious...

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u/Sugelanren777 Aug 21 '26

Some fashion is just good asshole detector stuff. ‘Fashion victim’ is a thing.

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u/Alienfysh Aug 21 '26

They make a statement “ I wasn’t breastfed and it went downhill from there “

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u/IllustriousSports Aug 21 '26

No actually I would wear them as I like to be barefoot