r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/coolintraining • 3h ago

Orange Trio🍊🍊🍊 3 oranges vs me

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u/Astarath 3h ago

The dark 🍊 is so cute he looks like hes never had a thought on his life

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u/coolintraining 2h ago

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u/Sachayoj Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 1h ago

"Oh hardwood floor, we're really in for it now..."

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u/AppleAtrocity 2h ago

I feel like he has to be my spirit animal. I make that exact same face when I'm bored, zone out, and think about important matters like what is for dinner later.

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 1h ago

Not thing on his mind but his hair.

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u/RiotGrrr1 2h ago edited 1h ago

Pretty sure he has thoughts about food. But that's it.

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u/Astarath 2h ago

After many years of training he can rotate a cheeseburger in his mind

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u/nostalgeek81 2h ago

Picture 7 confirms it 😂

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u/magicallymad 1h ago

I love that it’s socially acceptable to make comments like this about pets. My boss walked in one morning and looked at my dog and said “good morning, why do you look so fat today?” and to this day its one of the funniest things shes ever said. I still tease her I’m gonna report her to HR cause imagine making that comment to a human lmao

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u/authentic_thwoorp 56m ago

If I stop telling my orange boy how cute and fat and stinky he is every day, I worry he will wonder if I love him less for some reason.

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u/fearless_egg1050 1h ago edited 1h ago

Lolol!!!   I ask my cat why he’s so fat at least 3x a day 

Edit: btw, he’s an 8mo old dark orange and weighs 12lbs (don’t worry, doctor said he’s gonna be a big boi not unhealthy). Anyway…  long lost relative…? 

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u/beachyhombre 2h ago

So chonky 🥰

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u/Feminist1974 2h ago

Or missed a meal!

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u/Miami_Mice2087 2h ago

I think the other two are hoarding the brain cell and this one has never even SEEN it

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u/MarsScully 1h ago

Look at his chubby cheeks 😭😭😭

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u/Miami_Mice2087 1h ago

i knowwwwww must poke!

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u/annagrose 3h ago

I feel you

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u/This_Razzmatazz_ 2h ago

Oh wow that grey coat is so pretty!

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u/coolintraining 1h ago

I guess I should introduce them. I’m assuming you can all guess who Cheddar, aka Chub, is. Never had a single thought. Then Marzipan (Marzi) is the creamsicle girl and always has the braincell of the entire house. She is pretty much always in charge. And then the baby is Saffron, only 7 months and hasn’t developed any thoughts and I don’t have much hope for her lol they all love each other more than me. What’s the point of having three cats when none of them cuddle you and just cuddle each other?!? But I feel very fortunate that they all get along and we are all very happy and love each other

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u/turd_deli 1h ago

I love the variety in shapes and personality, you can see it in their faces.

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u/three_crystals 1h ago

Thank you OP please tell your little friends I love them very much too

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u/LipTit 33m ago

I’m so happy to see your babies. Zero brain cells yet loving them to the fullest!

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u/Eyewiggle 7m ago

Some cats need very specific scenarios to cuddle. It’s like cracking a code. I have a crew of cats and I experimented with different blankets and sitting in different places.

They all have different ways of wanting to cuddle or hang out one on one

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u/leezahfote 3h ago

i want to hug the biggest one so badly

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u/coolintraining 2h ago

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u/waterloo-sun-set 2h ago

Cuteness aggression is real. Pats from me please. What a cutie!!

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u/thatanxiousgirlthere 2h ago

I sent this thread to my busband and said "LOOK AT THE BIG ONE'

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u/Blazenwing 3h ago

Aww, my darker orange (her brother is lighter) is a bit of a chonk too!

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u/Blazenwing 3h ago

Her brother, per the cat tax lol

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u/XenoBound 3h ago

I imagine the one with the white neck has seen exactly 1 braincell in his life

The other light orange hasn’t found it yet but remains hopeful

The dark chunky orange is absolutely allergic to braincells

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u/JustHereForCats789 2h ago

Looks like my 2 boys and a girl!

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u/GuidedByPebbles 2h ago

Oh my gosh, what a cozy trio! Look at those sweet little faces. ❤️

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u/Simple_Piece_6191 3h ago

Nothing like a spot stealing trio of orangeness:)

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u/CaptainMacMillan 1h ago

just absolutely vacant

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u/coolintraining 1h ago

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u/QazsedcScientia Orange connoisseur 🍊 45m ago

r/danglers 

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u/ergofinance 17m ago

I would die for him.

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u/aldegio 31m ago

My orange boy’s eyes don’t face the same way either 🤭

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u/liamtheaardvark 3h ago

Looks like 2 are orange and one is a creamsicle. Like my boy Jango

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u/Glitterbomb4274 3h ago

Looks like your copy machine is low on orange toner. 😜🥰🍊

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u/jaxiepie7 3h ago

Do they get annoyed with you for sleeping in their bed.

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u/Huckdog 3h ago

My two orange chonks

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u/Babexo22 3h ago

You poor soul, good luck

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u/Babexo22 2h ago

Here’s my orange boy

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u/shyyyycozy 2h ago

3 orange cats and not a single thought behind those eyes

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u/HPcatmom 3h ago

What an absolute dream life

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u/scarlozzi 46m ago

This should be the new face of this sub

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u/slutforspuds 2h ago

I was gonna say the big one's got murderous intent but then I got to pic 7.

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u/Educational-Agent267 3h ago

That one at the back is a chonky boi and I would love to have him sit on my lap!!!!

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u/Otterriots 2h ago

You are brave! And also very, very, very blessed

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u/Life_Consequence_676 3h ago

They're different shades of ginger!

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u/DeepDayze 3h ago

They all fight for the braincell and some days the braincell ain't there!

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u/Candid_Resolution908 2h ago

Pic #7 needs to be a meme 🤣🍊🐾

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u/CoffeeOrDestroy Orange connoisseur 🍊 35m ago

It’s like it’s picture day at school and mom didn’t let him wear his “Let ‘em rip!” fart t-shirt that day

I love him 🧡🐾

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u/Easy-Switch-7199 3h ago

The ‘Duh’ Cat Counsel as it has to pass the braincell to converse! 🤣❤️

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u/benevolentblonde Proud owner of an orange brain cell 3h ago

Awww. Small, medium and large 🥰

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u/notdeadyettie 3h ago

Your life looks very blessed and cosy with these cuties 😊 🥰

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u/bdube30 2h ago

It should be illegal to scam/spam the braincell distribution system tripling the chance to get in in the same household!

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u/birdparliament 1h ago

There is an opera by Prokofiev called The Love of Three Oranges that I studied in college - your caption made me think of it

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u/SmilaSmiles 3h ago

They're in a gradient!

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u/jaspertudorsmom 2h ago

That first photo looks like the promo stills for an all-orange law firm

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u/overrnightoat 1h ago

oh my GOD, how do you survive this level of unionization?!!!

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u/Bearsbullsbattlestr 55m ago

Smol medium and large

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u/breed44410 2h ago

I'd say technically two creamsicles and one orange

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u/coolintraining 2h ago

Nah the baby is definitely orange. Just not as orange as her brother

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u/breed44410 2h ago

Either way surrounded

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u/-Tasear- 1h ago

Better picture

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u/Midwest-Dude 3h ago

Do you ever get to set in that chair? 😆

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u/Dominant_Daddy_Oh 3h ago

And they're all adorable...

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u/froopadiddilydoop 2h ago

Oh lawd he comin’

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u/tacoflavoredkeesos 2h ago

I couldn't even handle one ORANGELL 🍊. OP went big with triple 🍊RANGELL🍊S

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u/Formal_Employee_1030 2h ago

They are magnificent. My favorite pic is #7 - there's nothing better than a stoner orange cat.

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u/Sunflowerr1028 2h ago

“You in danger girl” 🍊

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u/hitthebrake 2h ago

Some of these look like it might be close to feeding time. I know the look…it scares me anymore

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u/coolintraining 1h ago

Oh yes. The third picture is 5am. Breakfast time. They all “patiently” wait by just sitting and staring at me

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u/CrowdDisappointer 2h ago

I like the fat one

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u/Fanachy 1h ago

Chonko and Crew

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u/StatusNominal 1h ago

That chonker doesn’t have a thought behind his eyes

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u/themintmenagerie 1h ago

This is my dream.

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u/crochetology Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 1h ago

Not one coherent thought in the bunch.

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u/SixAlarmFire 1h ago

I would love to know their names!

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u/nanladu 1h ago

Best to just surrender. 🧡

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u/RunThruPlayLand 56m ago

I'm obsessed with the smol, medium and lorge trio

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u/catlady_MD 37m ago

U don’t stand a chance

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u/aladdingdong 19m ago

The fat one is my favourite.

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u/TheMarvelousSlutXoX 11m ago

LAAAAWWWWDDDDDDDDD

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u/Unusual-Load1224 9m ago

fun times!!

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u/Prestigious-Meal9261 3h ago

That dark orange king/queen at the back has my heart! ❤️ 👑

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u/Chengnobyl 3h ago

Sergei Prokofiev would approve

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u/YueAsal 3h ago

I fear the fat one

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u/warmchococroissant 3h ago

omfg are they mom, dad, and baby??

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u/Delicious_Display_54 3h ago

You are doomed!

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u/StormFast524 3h ago

You have a lovely daily♥️♥️♥️💗💗💗🥰🥰🥰 enjoy them all you can. Cherish everyday with them.

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u/surethingbreh 3h ago

You just know they've tried to plot so many shenanigans (and so badly) 🥹

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u/designartyes 3h ago

Omg the beautiful butt

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u/Dry_Vanilla750 3h ago

its over for you!

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u/catladyoffes 2h ago

What a handsome trio! 🧡🧡🧡

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u/Wild_Score_224 2h ago

Toner's running out.

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u/cantantantelope 2h ago

I see someone couldn’t afford the toner refill. It’s ok they are super expensive now

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u/misswired 2h ago

This is gang warfare.

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u/waterloo-sun-set 2h ago

I can hear these photos

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u/writergeek313 2h ago

I can only imagine the shenanigans you witness on a daily basis

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u/maschine02 2h ago

Ok squirrel. 

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u/Melissajoanshart 2h ago

I would pay to hang out with those three oranges, tbh.

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u/ChrisSydney82 2h ago

This is my dream come retirement!

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u/ohheyimtaylor 2h ago

Their knowing stare in the first pic made me imagine them as the three fates, but instead of sharing one eyeball they share one brain cell lol

For real though they are adorable 🧡

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u/icantgivecredit 2h ago

Oranges win

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u/hopeewon 2h ago

Oh my goodness! It’s like you have one of each variety!

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u/Cazza-d 2h ago

You are doomed in the orangest way possible.

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u/u_r_succulent 2h ago

Small, medium, and Super Size™️

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 2h ago

that one is severely obese

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u/soymilktv 2h ago

I see that Megan Wang calendar 👀

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u/Finfeta 1h ago

More like 3.5 oranges... :)

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u/Brock_Savage 1h ago

That's a lot of orange energy, how do you manage?

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u/Ksh_667 1h ago

You don't stand a chance 😹😹

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u/SafeAtFirstRN Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1h ago

Various colors, shapes, and sizes!!! A stellar [r/gingermafia](r/gingermafia)

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u/According-Sky-8238 1h ago

Your in for it. 27 lives ahead of you! Chaos!

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u/SteampunkCupcake_ 1h ago

Three oranges?! Your house must be chaos, my friend.

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u/JulesUdrink 1h ago

I know which one is my favorite 😂

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u/Seaponi 1h ago

You are totally screwed vs orange brain cells 😆🤣🤣🤣😆

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u/DrDuned 1h ago

They're like a sampler pack of oranges!

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u/musememo 1h ago

It’s 000.

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u/mdsolk 1h ago

Complete size and shape of oranges!!!!!

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u/Leojo2202 1h ago

Two and a half orange. One brain cell

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u/Judiva55 1h ago

You’ve completely submitted to the Orange!

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u/OGnatureanthem 1h ago

All so different yet all so orange

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u/fearless_egg1050 1h ago

Look at that chonkboi! 

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u/bigsis911 1h ago

In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. You’re gonna need them 🍊🍊🍊😂🙏

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u/AlienPet13 1h ago

Three cats with a total of two brain cells... and they're fighting each other for third place!

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u/emgauge 1h ago


Never pick a fight with such adorable adversaries.

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u/Majestic_Evidence_58 1h ago

3 brain cells, no worries

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u/bensikat 1h ago

🍊 Cats are the most beautiful ! 😍 And you have 3 !

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u/-Tasear- 1h ago

They don't understand why they weren't born with the cell

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u/Mischievous_Egg 48m ago

all of them judge you but the fattest and most orange one judges you the most

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u/SanguinePirate 46m ago

Go orange cats!

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u/MaidMarian20 42m ago

They’re all beautiful! 💕

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u/Soft-Ruin-4350 42m ago

#7 is killing me 🤣

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u/Marie-64 40m ago

It’s like they ran out of orange ink 😭 I love them

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u/sunshine_journal139 38m ago

I love the chunky oranges so much!!! Here's mine

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u/grandma_got_runover 33m ago

I love how they’re varying sizes and colors

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u/zakihazirah 26m ago

so the dark one is the leader brain?

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u/Piscator629 25m ago

The Cabal of Overlords, SLAVE!

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u/Finror 25m ago

I love that you have a gradient set, light med and dark

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u/Cold_Ad3896 24m ago

First picture looks like the evolution of chonk. 

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u/Numerical-Wordsmith 23m ago

They’re perfect 🥹

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u/Additional-Ball4825 22m ago

Kit, Kitt, & Kitty

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u/prrng 22m ago

7 pict like a single brain cell

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u/Married_iguanas 20m ago

🧡🧡🧡

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u/The_Three_Meow-igos 20m ago

If they could think, you’d be so outnumbered!

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u/AlPacker69420 18m ago

The order of benevolent yokels!!

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u/persephonepleasee 18m ago

i like how you have all 3 shades

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u/Married_iguanas 17m ago

Also this needs to become a reaction image 😹

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u/cutelovelybambi 16m ago

We all know who is the alfa there

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u/DistinctBlueberry818 13m ago

I feel like your orange printer is just slowly going out of ink

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u/BrilliantPride7916 11m ago

That’s their house. You’re the butler. 😊

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u/stilesAF117 10m ago

Living the dream life

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u/mexicat2000 9m ago

😹 😹 😹 I’m sorry but chunks over there has the most absolute clueless face ever.

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u/kakohlet 7m ago

Why is it the more orange they are, the fatter they are?

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u/ninalime 2m ago

Heaven

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u/Desperate_Bed_2675 1h ago

That one is fat as fuck. Needs to lose some weight

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u/Sae_Ray 3h ago

2/3 of these braincells seem to be in need of a diet! Hopefully that's in progress, wouldn't want to see the little fools in poor health🧡