r/Millennials • • Aug 23 '26

Meme Relatable

Credit @bizzlebeel on Instagram

Ps I don't want to die, I want to share dark humor. This is funny to me. If you do want to die, please know you are loved and there is help available. This feeling isn't forever.

It's always darkest before the dawn.

Please don't give up ❤️

PPS Jesus Christ y'all, just laugh

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u/DeltaBravo831 Aug 23 '26

The only real downside would be it happening on Friday afternoon.

I WORKED ALL WEEK FOR THIS?

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u/Cheetahs_never_win Aug 23 '26

On the plus side, it's now an extra long weekend.

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u/DiosMIO_Limon Aug 23 '26

Now we're talkin'

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u/IgotThrobbed Aug 23 '26

You got yourself a stew goin

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u/vex5000 Aug 23 '26

Thank god, no Sunday night blues

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u/Wind_Bringer Aug 23 '26

They would make me come to work cause we’d need all hands on deck after the “disaster”

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u/Ws6fiend Older Millennial Aug 23 '26

Meanwhile me who had off all week and was supposed to work this weekend is like "Perfect timing!"

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u/LarrySupreme Aug 23 '26

I've always made the joke that if my coworker accidentally hurts me, do it at the start of shift, not near the end.

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u/CaptainCaveman-OO7 Aug 23 '26

That's how I felt when I went to jail on a Friday. You can't see the judge till a weekday, so you're just stuck in there all weekend.

Side note - my birthday was the very next day 

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u/fatsandwitch Aug 23 '26

It’s like getting in a wreck right after you fill up your gas tank 😩

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u/InevitablePayment409 Aug 25 '26

Yea… let me at least know a couple days ahead so I get get some drugs and have a few fun hours.