r/MadeMeSmile • • 1d ago

Small Success Thirsty armadillo gets some much needed water

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u/Need_answers11 23h ago

When I retire, I want to roam the desert looking for thirsty armadillos and give them water 💧

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u/Artrysa 23h ago

A worthy cause 🫡

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u/ghostarmadillo 23h ago

and tortises too!

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u/referral_candy 15h ago

isn't that a... liquid asset?

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u/ChefArtorias 23h ago

Surely there was an easier way.

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u/ghostarmadillo 23h ago

We prefer baby birding.

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u/mlow6 14h ago

LOL - thank you for that laugh.

Why am I being waterboarded - Armadillo.

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u/Baribal 15h ago

What the hell is easier than that?

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u/ChefArtorias 10h ago

Almost anything? We've got two people working on it and the animal is hoping to catch some drops as they fall through the air...

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u/Quesodeity 23h ago

Sometimes you just have to stop and give an armadillo a drink. Nothing worse than a thirsty cingulata.

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u/ghostarmadillo 23h ago

Thanksalotta!

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u/barewear2267 23h ago

The only species of Armadillo that can cause Hansen's disease is the nine-banded armadillo. The many other species do not

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u/flyinggazelletg 23h ago

Also, for those unaware (me), Hansen’s Disease is leprosy

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u/zR0B3ry2VAiH 22h ago

Our pets' heads are falling off!

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u/W1D0WM4K3R 22h ago

Thank god. My koala and I were very concerned.

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u/MahaliAudran 17h ago

You have other concerns besides raging gonorrhea?

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u/CrabyDicks 13h ago

Sneaky gonorrhea

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u/broganisms 22h ago

This was true of armadillo species specifically in the United States but now even that is outdated. This is frequently cited as if it's global despite being country-specific and two decades old but this gives examples of other species in South America and this is a more recent update detailing leprosy-causing bacteria in Mexican long-nosed armadillo populations in Alabama.

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u/Notimetoexplainsorry 22h ago

Why don’t you take a seat?

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u/BeckyDaTechie 1d ago

Good fellas. Wish homie on the right was wearing gloves, just in case, though.

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u/Car_nerds_unite 1d ago

I immediately thought it was a gas container and my brain thought,*Turbo Armadillo, SICK!

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u/nightstalkerr 22h ago

My brain said “dame mas gasolina!”

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u/jaguaraugaj 1d ago

Do animals know we are sometimes benevolent

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u/stlfwd 23h ago

They know we only do it for the clicks

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u/Huge_Campaign2205 21h ago

Thank the almighty tik tok /s

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u/ghostarmadillo 1d ago

First person using the L word will be cancelled by the Dillo community.

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u/davewave3283 23h ago

Why would people who enjoy penis shaped sex toys cancel someone?

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u/ghostarmadillo 23h ago

Not that L word!

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u/Gumbercules81 1d ago

Also, I got into a heated argument with someone over my usage of the term leprosy. They claimed it was insensitive and had negating connotations. Suggested a new term that it goes by. We went back and forth for a few days, it was quite amusing

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u/ghostarmadillo 1d ago

Hansen's disease

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u/Fe1onious_Monk 23h ago

Mmm-bop fever baby!

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u/ghostarmadillo 23h ago

Ok it took me a minute but well done Sir!

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u/Gumbercules81 1d ago

That's it.

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u/_msb2k101 17h ago

Wasting water like Frodo

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u/Pristine_Patient_299 1d ago

So precious!! 

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u/polizzo 23h ago

The little cute buddy seems like enjoying their service. What a precious moment we got.

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u/purplecrayonadventur 22h ago

Do you want leprosy?

Cause this is how you get leprosy lol

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u/SnarfMasterflex 17h ago

This isn’t that type of armadillo

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u/AddressFar9852 23h ago

Gosh. Today I learned they have some hair.

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u/BeckyDaTechie 23h ago

They are a mammal, so yes, they do have hair.

They also really like bugs. Training them to come when called to get a mealworm off of feeding tongs was hilarious. Great ASMR.

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u/ghostarmadillo 23h ago

A true ally!

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u/BeckyDaTechie 23h ago

A mere purveyor of canned cat food and gut loaded arthropods (after cleaning the litter box and sweeping the floor of their enclosure).

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u/___kanna___ 3h ago

Most dolphins have no hair.

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u/02meepmeep 22h ago

Armadillos are gasoline powered?! /s

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u/papa4narchia 18h ago

How do they see it's thirsty? There's some kind of thirsty-meter on its back slowly pulsing red?

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u/padgetthi45 18h ago

Dang the armadillo from rango finally got the good stuff.

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u/AdShot4555 21h ago

this is how you get leprosy.

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u/thriftstoremando 1d ago

Cutest little leper!

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u/ghostarmadillo 1d ago

We'll allow it.

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u/SLeepyCatMeow 9h ago

This is actually a Dodge Hellcat in disguise and the “water” is gasoline.

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u/Hobbet404 23h ago

Gasoline powered armadillo

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u/mynewusernamedodgers 23h ago

The boys will never believe this one!

Dillo on his way home

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u/pengouin85 22h ago

Nice try... That's a pokemon

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u/SomethingAbtU 22h ago

I always wondered how some of these animals out there in normally dry areas are coping when there are even more severe droughts. It was be very taxing on them, if not fatal.

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u/Hugostrang3 22h ago

...you sure it's not gasoline?

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u/Longfacejumpyboi 15h ago

What a job!

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u/thumpetto007 12h ago

me looking at the puddle of water which the poor animal could easily drink from

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u/ACorDC 1d ago

Ew leprosy

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u/ghostarmadillo 1d ago

95% of people are immune and it's very hard to catch so kiss a Dillo today!

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u/Shoddy-Wishbone 23h ago

Wow did I read that wrong…

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u/ghostarmadillo 23h ago

Not gonna touch that one...

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u/Futuristic-Slice 1d ago

Came for the water, stayed for the leprosy.

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u/ghostarmadillo 1d ago

You're dead to us.

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u/Futuristic-Slice 1d ago

Nobody cares

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u/ghostarmadillo 1d ago

And you're not funny.

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u/pmyourhotmom 1d ago

Armadillos can be a source of leprosy

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u/ghostarmadillo 1d ago

Exaggerated possum propaganda.

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u/unsupported 23h ago

Luckily he's wearing gloves, otherwise leprosy!!!