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Personal Win True application of techniques

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u/ChocolateSpikyBall 17d ago

Haters will say its scripted

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u/MinosAristos 17d ago

Hater haters will say that it's supposed to not look scripted

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u/Ktizila 17d ago

I learn that the other day this is actually one of the national intangible cultural heritage from a small Chinese tribe, and get mega hit at China now, many people try to copy it for tiktok, underestimated it and end up in the hospital, so yeah it is a hell of a performance lol

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u/clammajamma96 17d ago

you can script the movements, but not the look in his eyes when he does the wrist snapping kick move

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u/P-Holy 17d ago

Sounds like something a klanker would say

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u/Trying2improvemyself 17d ago

John woo background actors

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u/LittnPixl 17d ago

Scripters will say it is hated (ragebait)

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u/tenuj 17d ago

That kick to the waist was beautiful. You just know they didn't get it right the first time.

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u/uncensrdmind 16d ago

😂😂😂every move done with precise accuracy

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u/N7LP400 16d ago

Scripter will say it's hated

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u/Plus-Anxiety5666 16d ago

Scripters will say hatred.

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u/Neureiches-Nutria 16d ago

Still kinda funny

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u/Business-Committee-8 17d ago

Erm maybe not haters but just reasonable people lol, it’s so definitely scripted you can tell by the camera placement, erm who just has a camera recordin? You can also tell by the layout of the house it’s definitely a set.

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u/Honest-Computer69 17d ago

Damn. You're so smart.

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u/Kiriyu_Otouka 17d ago

About to try this at home. Wish me luck

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 17d ago

Just be careful; For Latina Mother's you've got to use the Brazilian Chancleta Jitsu

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u/Confident_One3948 17d ago

Speaking of Brazilian, suddenly capoeira makes sense

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 17d ago edited 17d ago

As someone who's seen a large caucasian group doing this as an activity in a Seattle park..... sorry what were we talking about.

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u/NotaBat9221 17d ago

Hello fellow invader

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u/CyberNinja23 17d ago

That shoe grants additional range traditional martial arts don’t account for. Typically because they’re no shoes on in the dojos

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u/I_eat_AA_batteries 17d ago

What hospital should I send flowers to?

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u/actionerror 17d ago

Send to the funeral home instead

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u/ninjawc386 17d ago

Good luck to you when the slipper slap comes out.

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u/TwoProper4220 17d ago

it's been 4 hours and still no update. I'm starting to worry

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u/HairySalmon 17d ago

Good luck! Make sure you have a comfy couch before attempting though.

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u/ANTS_ARE_MONARCHISTS 17d ago

Hpw did it go?

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u/tommos 17d ago

hopital

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u/ClockwerkConjurer 17d ago

Your joints will likely never be the same XD

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u/BGrumpy 17d ago

You got this homie!

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u/mogley1992 16d ago

I'd have a practice in your bedroom first.

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u/maomao05 16d ago

hhhhhh

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u/uglyzombie 17d ago

Good physical comedy that transcends language barriers

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u/Defiant-Brother-5483 17d ago

It also has a taste of whimsy, and dare I say it...notes of marital bliss?

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u/KEPD-350 17d ago

What about... martial bliss?

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u/Skate_faced 17d ago

There is no limit of whimsical marital bliss... ical?

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u/MoreLogicPls 17d ago

It looks very natural, wonder how many times she kicked him before they got it right lol

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u/seoras13 17d ago

Started doing tai chi, I'll be looking at it from a different perspective now

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u/aconsul73 17d ago

Push hands for parallel parking.

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u/RcoketWalrus 17d ago

Instructions unclear. I put my chi in a Toyota Corolla and now the Toyota is pregnant.

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u/Confident_One3948 17d ago

Also for goalies

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u/BetterEveryLeapYear 17d ago

Which practical applications?

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 17d ago

Its great for mobility and fluidity, especially for elderly people.

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u/BetterEveryLeapYear 17d ago

I mean yeah obviously, but "practical application" makes it sound like you use those movements for something, not do the movements for their own sake to retain mobility and strength.

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 17d ago

Nah in that regard its pretty much useless. It has practical applications in the same way that yoga does.

Some of the break fall techniques can be good though, again, mainly for older folk.

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u/Katahahime 17d ago

Taichi does have applications in grappling, but it kinda fits the same niche as Aikido. Whearas it's only really useful if you're already competant at Judo/BJJ/Wrestling.

It was originally a grappling art, and there are still grappling competitions for Taichi.

I have used Taichi in Judo competitions (and in MMA) when I competing. It does give a competitive edge. But at the end of the day, you still need a really strong base of pressure tested martial arts to make it work.

P.S Any really application of Taichi, will look different than what old folks are doing in the park, which will inevitably lead to people saying:"this isn't even Taichi anymore".

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u/Katahahime 17d ago

here ya go!

It usually isn't taught practically. So most people who practice Taichi can't use it in a combat situation.

But it's out there. 🙂‍↕️

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u/stuffeh 17d ago

It's for old people to stretch and flex, especially their calves and thighs which in Chinese is the second heart. Source, my Hong Kong grands in the community park in the mornings decades ago while they were babysitting me.

If you wanna learn good form, look into the horse stance and how you flow in and outta it.

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 17d ago edited 17d ago

Not for actual fighting though. Its great as long as you know youll never be able to use it in a combat situation.

E. Downvote me all you want, im giving tia chi its props where it deserves it. Im just pointing out that its not a combat sport, and anyone who trains tia chi for that purpose will get beaten up.

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u/Brave_Maybe_2891 17d ago

I went through basic with a guy that did tai chi and claimed it was a "smart persons martial art". He claimed at was good for fighting. Was funny when he tried to demonstrate it and got instantly tackled and had no idea what to do.

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u/stuffeh 17d ago

It's for old people to stretch and flex, especially their calves and thighs which in Chinese is the second heart. Source, my Hong Kong grands in the community park in the mornings decades ago.

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u/BeyondlegendZ 17d ago

It's not for fist fights, alot chinese kungfu is the hand ne down version of weapons art. It's basicly the training stage of fighting with a weapon, it half decent in fist fight but the real technique is usually paired with a weapon

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u/QuatreNox 17d ago

Any moves to avoid projectiles for us with Hispanic or Filipino parents with special ranged attacks

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u/_JustBeingMyself_ 17d ago

Maybe the first technique could be adapted to avoid those shoes, the last one to deflect incoming projectiles.

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u/taterbits 16d ago

Shan Shen Bu while ducking

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u/Crossdress-Fan- 17d ago

Haters will say this is bullshido!

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u/Drewbeede 17d ago

Clearly he implementing years of practice to finally gain his freedom from the oppressor.

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u/Radiant-Ad-3134 17d ago

Dodging house errands has been here since the dawn of humanity lol

It is one of the oldest "do".

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u/Spacedoutworlder 17d ago

Shai Shen bo

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u/metalbug4 17d ago

闪身步 / shan shen bu / Flash Step

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u/Solenkata 17d ago

Shǎnshēn bù which translates to Sidestep or Avoid.

I'm only correcting the spelling because I google translated the way you and the other person spelled it and had a good laugh.

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u/WilliamLeeFightingIB 17d ago

It sounds hilarious in Chinese because 闪 is slang / gaming term for "dodge", and 闪身 has the figurative meaning of "disappear" "I am outta here"

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u/Taikor-Tycoon 17d ago

Hadouken! Sonic Boom!

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u/bootyhole-romancer 17d ago

Damn, that is such a great name for that move lmao

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u/Brief-Development543 17d ago

That last Shai Shen bo cracked me up

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u/ThanxForTheGold 17d ago

When the muscle memory kicks in

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u/r0nni3RO 17d ago

The final "Shai Shen bo" was the 🍒 on top 😂

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u/bootyhole-romancer 17d ago

Loong doong kwang!

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u/Mammoth-Ad-107 17d ago

ok this is hilarious 🤣

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u/Boise2Britian 17d ago

This was my first laugh of the morning, thank you

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u/Heavy-Ad6017 17d ago

The last attempt of First technique caught me off guard 😹😹😹

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u/ack_84 17d ago

It’s not an attempt if successful

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u/Ok_Theory_1323 17d ago

The "callback" is a great way to close a bit.

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u/coder_mapper 17d ago

the last shai shembu sent me

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 17d ago

Loong doong quang! Loong doong quang! Loong doong loong doong loong doong quang!

Shit kinda slaps, that’s gonna be stuck in my head all day.

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u/andm124 17d ago

This has won today

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u/maroonbrownie 17d ago

Man I haven't genuinely laughed out loud like this in a long time 😂

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u/Ambitious-Door-7847 17d ago

Him making eye contact makes it work, lol.

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u/Funny_Breadfruit_413 17d ago

Well done, my grasshopper

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 17d ago

The clapping really helps with the evasion.

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u/NowKith- 17d ago

This is clever and hilarious.

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u/lif3asweknowit 17d ago

slide to the left, slide to the right. criss cross

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u/everydayasl 17d ago

That was entertaining...

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u/Budget-Ad-3726 17d ago

Now this is funny 🤣

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u/MothChasingFlame 17d ago edited 17d ago

I have to know how many times they practiced that last one to make it work.

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u/Appropriate-Rub3534 17d ago

Whatever man... This shit is funny hahaha

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u/HotelPleasant6330 17d ago

This is so hilarious 😂

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u/lezickh01 14d ago

Marital Arts, not martial arts lol

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u/Direct-Quiet-5817 17d ago

That last shai'shenbu 😂

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u/Key-Moments 17d ago

Useful life skills.

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u/I988iarrived 17d ago

Hilarious

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u/TheFluidRock 17d ago

He did it in the Bruce Lee Air Max 95‘s too. Haters will say its AI.

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u/GanacheNew5559 17d ago

I Karate I want to learn

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u/musiquescents 17d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF

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u/BackgroundPublic2529 17d ago

Yeah... all fine and good until one of those slippers comes off.

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u/LoveSpecialist5669 17d ago

that broom kick killed me

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u/TypicalWhitePerson 17d ago

I got destroyed by the shi Shem boom at the end. Recursive humor is my jam lol

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u/Minniww 16d ago

oh god this trend has made to reddit 😭

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u/Long-Pitch-3376 17d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Kaabob24 17d ago

Thanks for this one

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u/Olleye 17d ago

😂😂😂

👍🏻🔥❤️

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 17d ago

That's hilarious :P

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u/Radiant-Ad-3134 17d ago

The last one, perfect!

improvise!!!

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u/Barraxx 17d ago

Wuxia novels might be real

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u/goremoth 17d ago

He's just a boy 🥺🙄

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u/Squidsoda 17d ago

Kung fu hustle 2

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u/Cures80 17d ago

so good!

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u/rkrlspl 16d ago

This is the true ultra instinct

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u/JRR_Tokin54 16d ago

The wife is as great as he is!

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u/Any-Signature8641 16d ago

Im pissing myself laughing. Amazing choreography.

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u/JWMoo 17d ago

Goodbye Grasshopper.

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u/Mazgazine1 17d ago

okay so I have seen many funny parodies of this.

WHAT IS IT?!?!

I don't believe auto subtitles...

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u/otc_com 17d ago

Have watched the dancing video several times in douyin. now, it's here, reddit.😂

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u/ForsetiJusto 17d ago

hahahahahaha

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u/P_Alcantara 17d ago

He’s the master

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u/Razorclaws 17d ago

Good stuff

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u/RomieTheEeveeChaser 17d ago

Crouching husband; hidden broomstick~

No, but actually. I would love a Steven Chow-like parody wuxia movie about a teenager dodging their mom's attempts of getting them to do their chores or w.e~

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u/Kido001 17d ago

I chuckled. I thought it was scripted. Then I realized everything was made from them.

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u/HiSurume 17d ago

When husband mastered ultra instinct

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u/MetaGovinden 17d ago

😂😂😂

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u/JLimGarfield 17d ago

This is too good LOL!

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u/MegaBBite1431 17d ago

Extra points to the lady!

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u/FearTheFork__mullock 17d ago

Bet this will impress my friends!

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u/Bettybitter 16d ago

Could recreate this but I don't have that broom

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u/Tripple_T 16d ago

Tradition is not dead

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u/Thane323 16d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/rippinkitten18 16d ago

its going viral in China and many other have mocked or recreated this video like this. The original instructor is fully aware of this and he's also seen in a video doing this routine, (although hes much older now) and hes laughing at it too. its all smiles and fun.

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u/Chrono-Helix 13d ago

Do you know where to find the original instructional video?

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u/Flimsy-Individual-49 16d ago

😆 I kinda like it

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u/Zephreyt 16d ago

Everything is kung fu

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u/skepticbynature591 16d ago

I can't stop watching it 😭

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u/Y0Y0Jimbb0 16d ago

Now, that there is a true Sifu !

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u/Snootboop42 16d ago

Performance based movements

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u/Used-Ad-3435 16d ago

So this is how chinese people are getting rich.

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u/StarwardStranger 15d ago

Thanks for the good laugh

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u/Ressy02 15d ago

Langzitiqio has pizzazz

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u/Chato_1988 14d ago

I have to try this 😎

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u/ironicinsanity 13d ago

A true master of the practical application of WTFU

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u/DeedsF1 12d ago

This made me laugh out loud. Form meets function! Shi-Shun-go!

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u/TheBachelorsOfMusic 5d ago

if my wife made me sweep i would sweep her legs

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 17d ago

Please teach me your ways teacher!!!

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u/prnce007_new 17d ago

Marital Arts

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u/Capital-Nebula9245 17d ago

Obviously scripted, still hilarious.

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u/GeshtiannaSG 16d ago

It’s the classy version of scripted - choreographed.

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u/astralseat 17d ago

Kung Fu is life, so... Maybe

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u/Plus_Term_7584 17d ago

Goku using Ultra Instinct against ChiChi

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u/ripyourlungsdave 17d ago

Hahah. Spousal abuse, amirite ladies?

Attack those men. It's so funny.

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u/OldDogTrainer 17d ago

Technically, he skillfully avoided all abuse.

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u/thanksyalll 17d ago

It’s a skit

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u/Hexakkord 17d ago

Oh look, a man putting more effort into avoiding housework than it would take to just do the work, and pissing off his wife at the same time. How novel. 🙄

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u/bone_apple_Pete 17d ago

Oh look, a redditor without a sense of humor

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u/OldDogTrainer 17d ago

I mean, the majority of the video is him avoiding physical abuse, but I noticed you left that out of your assessment.

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u/meleecow 17d ago

That's an abusive relationship

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u/OldDogTrainer 17d ago

This is a scripted video.

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u/LesFogginGoh 17d ago

Hang Dai Cok Suka…

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u/vaynecassano 17d ago

This is scripted, the guy in the tv is the same guy as the husband, he is known as master dou zing

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u/Lucky_Wombat_8118 17d ago

Wife still did most of the work lol

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u/Radiant-Ad-3134 17d ago

There is a kid?

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u/Imaginary_Fuel_1104 17d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣