r/KitchenConfidential • • 16d ago

In the Weeds Mode Introducing the KitchenConfidential Weekly Job Board!

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Hi, friends, degenerates, front, back, side, and around the House!

After internal mod team discussion, and a *lot* of requests via ModMail and other channels, we have decided to try a test run of this new weekly post wherein we'll permit both potential employers and job seekers a venue to sell themselves in an attempt to fill or join a team.

#MANY WORDS OF CAUTION TO FOLLOW, PLEASE BE SURE TO READ THOROUGHLY

This is the internet, so we all need to be safe, so if you're going to post in this thread, or reach out to anyone, via any channel, please make sure you are doing your due diligence. Please be wary of potential scams, spam, or other attempts to do Bad Things Online By People You've Never Met.

For the time being, this post is going to be restricted via our In The Weeds Mode Flair, in order to try and prevent things like bots and other bad actors from posting here.

If you are a genuine member of the community, and your intentions appear valid, we'll approve your comment as soon as we can, I promise.

Job Posters - What to Do and Not Do
* Please do not just invite people into your DM's to discuss!!! Can't stress this enough.

* If you're a hiring manager, or other employer, please be sure to give potential candidates something they can use to validate your business. A website, for example, that people can go check you out. No, not your personal social media, a "real" website. If you own Rusty Shackleford's Arlen BBQ, then we should be able to go check out rustysarlenbbq[dot]com to see what the fuss is all about.

* Please, to the best of your ability, direct potential job seekers to a business email, and/or hiring portal. rusty[at]rustysarlenbbq[dot]com for example. Or, if you're a large enough employer that you use a portal like Workday (ew, I know, but still) or iCIMS or some other type of platform, that's fine too. Hell, if your place of business maintains a LinkedIn presence, that could work too.

* Be clear about what you want in a team member! The economy sucks, and people are tired of ghost jobs, MLM's, and other nonsense. Please tell people FOH, BOH, dishie, somewhere in between. Tell people expected shift and so on.

* Please don't spam the thread. Make one post about your business and your needs. If you have 10 positions, then hey post them all at once, that's cool.

* Do not dox yourself here!!! Again, a corporate email is one thing if you use it for regular business inquiries. But try not to post other personal info here if you can.

Job Seekers - What to Do and Not Do
\* DO NOT DOX YOURSELF HERE!!! Please, for the love of Chives, please do not just drop your uncensored resume, phone number, or personal email in here publicly. If we see it, we're going to take out your comment.

* Do your own due diligence! Check out a business. Check out their website, check out their socials, check out reviews, etc. Make sure you're dealing with someone on the Up and Up before you just send them your contact info.

* We highly recommend you do not completely transact business via Reddit DM. If you need a quick "hey, I'm so and so I'm interested, here's a deeper dive on my background" that's cool, but please don't hash out all the specifics without getting to know the people behind any potential offer, etc.

* Please also do not spam the thread. We know the economy sucks and a lot of people are in a not great place right now, but please don't post a dozen replies to people going "Just Fuckin' Hire Me", please.

For Everyone
Please make sure any, and all opportunities, are above board.

The KitchenConfidential cannot, and will not, tolerate suggesting circumventing any local laws, regulations, or what not. IE - don't go asking for, or offering, "under the table work" publicly. We just can't have that here, sorry.

Again, ultimately, everyone has to be skeptical first before establishing trust and moving forward with sharing any personal contact details.

With all that said, if all goes well, this will be a recurring, weekly thread, where we hope this vast network of fun, curmudgeonly people who all love food and the service therein can come together to help each other out.

Bon Appetit, Good Luck, and Chives the Cat be With You!


r/KitchenConfidential • • Jun 17 '26

‼️ANNOUNCEMENT‼️ Wrestlegirl Needs Our Help

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Hi, everyone -

Our favorite wrestling-based chivemod needs some help. She's in a real rough spot right now with some personal health challenges, and her two youngins she's raising on her own.

One of our pro wrestling sub regulars started a GFM for her, and I've coordinated with the rest of our mod team for approval to post it here, too.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-wrestlegirls-fight-against-cancer

There is no pressure at all to participate.

If you've enjoyed her pro wrestling gifs during the Chivegeist, her helpful hints from her past industry experience, or laying the smackdown on unpleasant agitators here, please consider dropping her a few bucks to help out.

We really appreciate anything anyone is able to assist with.

Thanks, Chefs!


r/KitchenConfidential • • 4h ago

Kitchen fuckery octopepper supervises my chopping

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he's strict, but fair.


r/KitchenConfidential • • 32m ago

Photo/Video Takes me about 10 seconds

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This is in response to someone being a butthole about how much time I “waste on plastic wrap.”

They said I had no work ethic.


r/KitchenConfidential • • 5h ago

Discussion Third day at new job compared to my old one where I was harassed into quitting.

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414 Upvotes

Left my old job because I went to the ER instead of work. That resulted in a month of harassment from my boss including trying to refuse to follow a doctors note, threatening to not pay me, leaving a note to prep something and refusing to give me the recipe and then telling days I just didn't do it and taking away my disability accommodation. Yes I am talking to lawyer.

Got hired in a daycare kitchen and third day in I stay and hour after my coworker to cook off a huge amount of ground beef. Manage to pour some of the hot grease down my front 15 minutes before my shift ends. New boss checks on me, tells me she'll finish my dishes and mop, I just have to finish getting the beef put away. This was also after both my arms bumped the pot the beef was cooking in and got very slightly burned.

Even though I assured her more than once that I wasn't actually burned by the grease she still checked up on me afterwards. Just the difference in giving a shit is night and day.

Also wondering how everyone else drains their grease? We don't have a grease trap in this kitchen so so far we're putting it in a metal pan, letting it cool amd throwing it out.


r/KitchenConfidential • • 1h ago

Kitchen fuckery Hanging out at the bar and my homie in the kitchen just showed me this ticket

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He said "I'm judging them" and my husband who used to work here asked "how do they even know you have sauerkraut?!" It's not a regular menu item lol.


r/KitchenConfidential • • 11h ago

Discussion Do you prefer open or closed kitchens?

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Having worked in higher-end hotels, the kitchen has always been closed off in line with the luxury experience, but I think it makes more sense operationally as well.

I was at a restaurant recently, and it was an open kitchen, and you had people come stand up by the kitchen to watch them work and record, blocking the waitstaff in the process.


r/KitchenConfidential • • 23h ago

In the Weeds Mode How much of this still rings true, 26 years later?

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r/KitchenConfidential • • 14h ago

In-House Mode Corporate special

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931 Upvotes

Can the Irish confirm this is what you eat for breakfast


r/KitchenConfidential • • 9h ago

Photo/Video Got an order for medium rare with no blood

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r/KitchenConfidential • • 11h ago

In-House Mode Should I tell my boss?

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I’m at work rn. One of my coworkers is ignoring me because I said no to having sex with him. This isn’t the first time. This started a few months ago, when I rejected him the first time and he ignored me for a month. But he started talking to me again and I thought everything was cool and he was over it until he started flirting with me again yesterday. I immediately shut him down and he pretty much told me we were no longer cool and he was gonna go back to not talking to me. True to his word, he is not speaking to me.

I feel disgusted, I feel preyed upon, I feel like he literally only sees me as a sexual object to possess and not a person, or even a coworker.

I feel like I shouldn’t let him get away with this again, what if he’s doing it to my other coworkers? But I also somehow feel like this is my fault and maybe it’s not even that serious. I don’t know. Lunch is starting. I’ll come back to this post

UPDATE: I have told both of my bosses, they were very kind to me and they’re going to talk to my coworker. We’ll see. It’s probably gonna piss him off but hopefully he’ll just leave me the fuck alone now


r/KitchenConfidential • • 5h ago

Tools & Equipment Having only 1 wheel on my fryer oil caddy for almost 2 months now

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I work at a ice cream-first style restaurant that used to be hella popular. Every week I change the oil in the fryer and have used this craptastic oil caddy to do so. About 2 months ago I hurt my back and missed a bit of time, do one of the managers changed the oil in my stead.

Should be noted that this building has a basement and many things, oil caddy included, are kept down there. Which means carrying the caddy up and down the stairs once a week for the changing of the oil.

This fucking guy broke one of the wheels off the caddy, carelessly dragging up and/or down the stairs. Awesome. I come back to work after my back owie and find the broken wheel caddy. I tell the GM "Hey, D apparently broke the wheel off the oil caddy last week. What should I do?"

They respond "Oh, no one told me about that. If I knew it was broken, I would've had it fixed days ago." That was 7 weeks ago. Since then I've been using this damn oil caddy with one wheel, carefully moving hot ass oil outside to the oil tank. Its a pain in the ass. Thus far ive had no major issues but what the fuck.

Im not crazy for thinking that this is batshit insane, right? It's a borderline miracle I or someone else haven't gotten hurt yet, right? Our GM (if you wanna call 'em that) is barely here and most of us feel as if they just dont care. Oh, and the fryer itself? Pump broke so we are unable to even filter it. And that was a year+ ago.

I also work at a second location of the same chain and I have no complaints about the 2nd store. In fact when I bring up the fryer and oil caddy issues they look at me like im crazy.

Am I crazy or this is bullshit? And sure, some of it is on me for not pressuring the GM to do something/anything about it but I work 3 jobs, when I leave this place I dont think about it at all until my next shift.


r/KitchenConfidential • • 1h ago

Kitchen fuckery Just, this sous,…

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He’s just younger than I am.


r/KitchenConfidential • • 9h ago

Photo/Video Rolled omelets?

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Lets see them omelets, anyone else rolls them instead of folding ?


r/KitchenConfidential • • 9h ago

Photo/Video People usually aren't this polite when I burn their bacon.

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r/KitchenConfidential • • 1d ago

Kitchen fuckery FOH had been serving mashed potatoes all morning...

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Happened a few weeks ago, but it almost happened again this morning before I caught it.

Prepped before service the other day.

Made a Bain-Marie of potato soup, and one of mashed potatoes. Had them siting on the stove getting warm before service when they would be needed.

FOH is in charge of their own soup and side salads.

FOH apparently ran out of potato soup, one of them replaced it with one I had prepped.

Soup starts coming back to dish barely touched.

Go investigate, it's fucking mashed potatoes.

Call FOH over, "what does this look like to you?"

FOH : Potato soup.

Me: Does it not look a little thick for soup?

FOH: It did, but I added some heavy cream to thin it out.

Me: (showing the label that clearly says "mashed poatoes) what does this say?

FOH: (straight-faced) Mashed potato soup.

Lord save me........I can't even tell if they're fucking with me, or just that slow......


r/KitchenConfidential • • 1d ago

Photo/Video R&D with me? Pumpkin Slice Latte pizza

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I want to run a special slice called the Pumpkin Slice Latte.

Spiced pumpkin puree sauce base, light mozzarella, red onion, and whipped espresso 50/50 ricotta and mascarpone.

The puree just has a little bit of salt, calabrian chili paste, and pumpkin spice mix. The whipped espresso 50/50 cheese is folded into whipped heavy cream with a bit of espresso, salt, and very light vanilla paste.

Ive gotten some positive feedback, but anyone else try something like this? I'd love to hear some thoughts.


r/KitchenConfidential • • 16h ago

Question Got this in my avocados

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134 Upvotes

Is this something I throw out or is someone going to want it back?


r/KitchenConfidential • • 11h ago

Photo/Video My last day of work, and the coffee maker is flooding the kitchen

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So glad it's not my problem anymore :D we don't even know why it's spewing electrified water, my boss THINKS something about the self-cleaning (??) Broke. Idk. Lol.

But for real, it's been a wild 4 months. Ups and downs. I'll be returning to work the winter season, which im excited for. Tho, I heading back to my parents place for a month, specially for Thanksgiving/helping move, which is MORE exciting :D my puppy is waiting for me <3


r/KitchenConfidential • • 9h ago

Discussion As a hiring manager or chef, what would you want to hear?

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I worked in kitchens for 7 years. Loved it, came to be decent at it. It got me all the way through college and graduate internships.

I finished my courses and entered the social work field. After 6 years, I am completely done. I yearn for the flat top and our current society (including social work) doesn't make any fcking sense. I'm angry, burnt out, exhausted. I just want to make good food, clean the floors, prep some peppers and go home.

I've been thinking about interviewing at some kitchens again. My buddy has a job with an opening right now and he's given me contact info for the GM.

The pay would probably be an increase, which is kinda funny on its own. Only thing is, idk how I'd go about an interview. I've been out of the game for six years and my resume is recently all social work/case management/CPS.

I'm not going to kiss ass and talk about how cooking is akin to bringing humanity together around a shared table. But I need a less-shitty way to say "social work sent me into an existential crisis; I hate people and the only thing that makes sense is a gloopy schloppy slutty eggs Benedict and a hangover burp at 10am please take me back into your sweet and succulent folds".

If you were (or are) in charge of hiring degenerates, how would you want them to phrase that?


r/KitchenConfidential • • 1d ago

Question I bought myself a new pot…. What’s wrong with it?

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3.2k Upvotes

Ballerina mode


r/KitchenConfidential • • 1d ago

Ramps, Cubes, Jacuzzis, et al Me a cook of 15 years suddenly forgetting everything I when asked what I love cooking the most (Or when I'm at home at cooking for myself)

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508 Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential • • 7h ago

Just Fuckin Hire Me hospital cook interview - tips???

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hey everyone,

after spending several years working seasonally at a golf club i took the plunge this past winter and got my certification in hopes of finding work in some sort of government environment. i really do enjoy my current work but the low pay in combination with the seasonality has made it unsustainable as a single person and i have to let it go as comfortable as i am :(

that being said, i just finished out the season with them (i had agreed to come back for the 2026 season as they helped me out in getting some sponsorship for schooling) and applied to an on-call cook position with the health authority in my area, this would involve working in both the (only) hospital as well as the government run long-term care homes in town.

it is a 24 hr on-call position, which blows, but is the only way to get your foot in the door and access to their internal job postings & it is a $5+ pay raise for me if i land it.

now, my biggest dilemma. i've only worked in restaurants with very lax... social standards? i guess you could say. all that really mattered is if you did the work well and were at least moderately well behaved, and my last three jobs i've gotten strictly off of word of mouth. no resume, no interview (there can be some pros to living in a small town).

i have no reservations about my ability to do the work but i'm nauseated at the thought of the interview. this is a general cook position not any form of management or authority and there will be no working interview. so my biggest questions are:

- what kind of clothes should i wear to the interview?
- what kind of questions should i expect for this type of cooking environment vs interviews for my previous line cooking jobs?
- what kind of questions should i have prepared to ask them?
- literally any other tips/comments you feel are relevant (bonus if you work in this kind of setting!)

if it is of any relevant i am in eastern canada :)

TLDR; i'm used to working alongside burnouts & am scared at the prospect of a big boy job at a hospital, any tips on landing it?


r/KitchenConfidential • • 18h ago

Kitchen fuckery How many of us consider the Bonzer Can Opener part of the family?

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r/KitchenConfidential • • 11h ago

Question Halloween!

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This year my kitchen has been given permission to wear outfits as long as it’s appropriate (non-sexual, nothing that’ll get caught on equipment and nothing to fall into good, still wear a hair net, etc)

Does anyone have some realistic ideas? As much a do lobe dressing up, I want to still abide to health and safety standards.