r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/Pizzaprincess87 • 20h ago

An actual professional headshot

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297 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Itiswhatitis652735 20h ago

Probably a real estate agent

27

u/Pizzaprincess87 20h ago

Pharmacist actually lol

20

u/Itiswhatitis652735 20h ago

Beautiful lady. The massive comb over though.

14

u/Desperate_Set_7708 15h ago

Hairstyle of a televangelist’s wife

3

u/lildebb 10h ago

Omg yessssss!

13

u/Perfect-Animal8017 19h ago

Is she in the B-52’s ???

7

u/hans-and 18h ago

B52 was another name for beehive hairstyle. The B52:s took their name from the hair style

6

u/CD274 16h ago

I didn't know that, and the hairstyle was named for the nose of the plane?! Wild

2

u/Important-Attorney-1 6h ago

I thought the B52's band took their name from the plane? The things you learn on Reddit.

4

u/StenoDawg 12h ago

Rock Lobster...😆

5

u/bunnypaste 20h ago

I kept thinking "it didn't have to be this way!"

4

u/CD274 16h ago

For like, a normal pharmacy or is it one that sells magic mushrooms

3

u/JerzeeBorn 19h ago

Some government official was my 1st thought

16

u/Impossible_Balance11 19h ago

What a shame about that hair, because she has a lovely face.

11

u/Low_Job1600 19h ago

Elaine Benes

2

u/Desolation-Rose 19h ago

“Wall of hair”.

9

u/JerzeeBorn 19h ago

So she can catch the jokes that go over her head

2

u/desrevermi 19h ago

This one's from 1986!

16

u/Rich-Corner-2820 20h ago

Better watch out for that evil eye

8

u/ZuStorm93 19h ago

The higher the hair, the closer to God Mars.

Ack ack ack ack ack ack ack!

5

u/PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS 20h ago

If the headshot went high it would miss the cranium

6

u/Sidewalk_Tomato 20h ago

I wonder if she did this post-production with a camera tool, accidentally saved & then couldn't go back to the original.

5

u/Mega_Trix 19h ago

I think quite possibly that this one lady might have personally caused the hole in the ozone layer with the amount of hair spray required to ascend her hair this high into the atmosphere.

3

u/Patrick888daf 20h ago

Love the pomp-i-doo.

3

u/Joshua_Longsack 20h ago

Unsettling

3

u/IcySprinkles880 20h ago

The mother of comb-overs.

3

u/maiscestmoi 20h ago

Ascribes to Gwen Shamblin's bless-her-heart styling techniques.

3

u/SelectSeaweed310 19h ago

Gwen Shamblin

3

u/Giant_Defy_1972 19h ago

Pretty face, shame about the bird nest

3

u/SpecialCheek7711 18h ago

Beehive with bonus mortgage eyes -- one fixed, one variable.

2

u/QuadratImKreis 9h ago

Kashni Patel

3

u/C0rnb4ll55 17h ago

Aqua Net holding it in place since 1953

3

u/wrhnj 13h ago

I hope 80s hair isn’t making a comeback. It’s not doing women any favors.

3

u/grumbledorf100 11h ago

Did she have to pay double for this headshot?

2

u/Constant-Natural6205 9h ago

Vivek Ramaswamy’s sister

2

u/adminsreachout 5h ago

Marge? Is that you?

2

u/Careless_Wasabi_8943 5h ago

Amy Winehouse vibes...

2

u/Lopsided_Army_982 3h ago

Be careful around ceiling fans

3

u/CatGod808 20h ago

How miss her hair not the worst part of this picture??!

1

u/Unusual-Taste69 20h ago

Bump it up

1

u/PolarPlatitudes 20h ago

It looks like a comedy series joke shot

1

u/Cockroach_Buddy 19h ago

Hell of a combover

1

u/BabyD2034 19h ago

That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets(prescriptions).

1

u/sbush0216 17h ago

Desi Dirt-Baisa

1

u/Practical-Anywhere67 16h ago

...I would say she got her money's worth!...

1

u/FelatiaFantastique 16h ago

Guys, she's just disguising her parasitic twin. Her shit came fucked. She's doing her best.

1

u/derpferd 16h ago

Snipers dream

1

u/Rebsosauruss 15h ago

The higher the hair!

1

u/SwiftTayTay 15h ago

This hairstyle could almost work with some slight tweaks, get the one side on the left to go all the way over

1

u/CallMeKat-KittyKat 15h ago

She’s so pretty! Whomever put that birds nest on her head needs fined though. They did her dirty 😂

1

u/doomgoblin 14h ago

Still would though

1

u/AutomaticAccident 14h ago

Must be Texas

1

u/Brian-the-wise- 13h ago

Snipers dream 🫡

1

u/LL37MOH 13h ago

Comb over?

1

u/Aggravating_West3619 12h ago

Cone heads audition

1

u/akameridians 12h ago

Dont tell me- Texas

1

u/yourMommaKnow 12h ago

Is her name Maria and does she have a family member in the mob?

1

u/707Riverlife 47m ago

Happy Cake Day! 🎂🥳

1

u/Kind_Inside931 12h ago

That’s why her hair is so big…it’s full of secrets!

1

u/arc-de-brioche 12h ago

Amy Winehouse in pearls.

1

u/BadHairDay-1 11h ago

I like it, but I also lived through the 80's.

1

u/Encinitas123 11h ago

Are we sure that’s not just a black coat hanging on the door behind her?

1

u/chefbobbyjay 11h ago

Damn she’s so pretty. How her friends let her go out like that

1

u/BlackBeerEire 11h ago

How many Bump-its had to die...

1

u/sinaloa555 11h ago

I bet she’s a member of that be skinny for god church

1

u/Prestigious_Sky_3898 11h ago

Look out Lads, she could be a member of the Remnant Fellowship....

1

u/Repulsive-Delivery52 10h ago

They call her High Top!

1

u/AlloMareepuppinz 9h ago

What decade was this from?

1

u/groovyinutah sucks furry war head 8h ago

Have definitely seen worse...

1

u/Economy-Date-4490 8h ago

All that matters…she has a pearl necklace… I’ll see myself out now.

1

u/707Riverlife 50m ago

Happy Cake Day! 🎂🥳

1

u/XROOR 7h ago

Imagine you go in for “headshots” and there are people in Ghillie suits working there…..

1

u/Independent_Ear564 7h ago

Why the big hair?

1

u/millionyrsummer 7h ago

Close enough. Welcome back, Amy.

1

u/BestLeopard711 6h ago

Enjoy waiting tables

1

u/hanginwithmygnomees 4h ago

Did she use a cotton candy machine to create that style?

1

u/chudson2 2h ago

Samantha Davis

1

u/Smackazulu 1h ago

Gorgeous, probably has extremely nice hair, but clearly has bad friends. Ya hate to see it, got a damn bunker on her head

1

u/NotDeadYet57 47m ago

Theresa Caputo, the Long Island Medium

1

u/Notapartyhobo 20h ago

The eyes...

1

u/Perfect-Animal8017 19h ago

Professional What ????🤪

1

u/theydontcare_ 7h ago

It looks like AI to me but I couldn’t possibly imagine what prompt you’d feed it to give you this.

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u/Sqatti 19h ago

The hair is not the issue here.